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Fantasy Football - Trade Targets + Dynasty Mistakes - Podcast for 5/12

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Al flags the missing Dynasty Week welcome

The show declares Dynasty Week at the open but does not feel properly welcomed until Al alerts the desk to a dedicated drop and the hosts play it more than eleven minutes later.

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Trevor Lawrence is Horse Boy out of the stables

The trade-for case for Trevor Lawrence is repeatedly framed through the Horse Boy identity, including the explanation that his rushing production means the horse is now out of the stables.

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The Abdullah Express mini-poster returns from the show's beginning

News that Ameer Abdullah is entering roughly a twelfth NFL season makes the hosts remember that his draft year was near the beginning of the show and that they once had Abdullah Express mini-posters.

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Mike's rankings require tabs and a 64-digit password

The hosts complain that Mike closes his rankings instead of keeping a tab open, compare his other screen activity to Netflix, and later exaggerate the access problem into a 64-digit password plus a forgotten-password routine.

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Two Dino Junior players may need trades before the advice goes public

At the end of a round featuring George Pickens, Bhayshul Tuten, and Davante Adams, the hosts say that two of those three players are on their Dino Junior dynasty roster and joke that they have only until the episode releases in the morning to make moves. The transcript does not identify which two.

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Episode notes

The episode opens Dynasty Week without its special sound cue, prompting a deliberately belated correction when Al tells the hosts that a drop exists and 'Welcome to Dynasty Week' finally fires. The hosts' trade discussion repeatedly turns Trevor Lawrence into the Horse Boy who is out of the stables and running with the Jaguars. A late Ameer Abdullah signing produces the richest retrospective: the hosts remember having Abdullah Express mini-posters around the beginning of the show and marvel that the running back is entering roughly his twelfth season. Smaller production-world details include a closed-rankings exchange that later escalates into Mike having a 64-digit password and a forgot-password routine, and the hosts realizing that two of that round's three trade candidates are on their Dino Junior dynasty team, leaving them only until the episode releases to attempt moves based on their own advice.

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