FAN FREQUENCY / ALWAYS ONZERO AFFILIATION. MAXIMUM OBSESSION.
THE UNOFFICIAL FANTASY FOOTBALLERS DATABASE

ALL THE TAKES.
ALL THE
CHAOS.

Years of shows. One ridiculously searchable database. Search 1,967 cataloged episodes for the players, takes, and bits you remember. Read the matching words. Jump to the original YouTube video or podcast audio.

GO STRAIGHT TO THE GOOD STUFFMY GUYSTHE JINGLETHE VOICES
GOOD TAKESBAD TAKESLEGENDARY BITSUNREASONABLE AMOUNTS OF FANDOM
1,967EPISODES IN THE VAULT
3,087MOMENT CANDIDATES
20142026YEARS IN THE CATALOG
STILL DIGGING.1267 / 1267 BACKFILL SOURCES SAVED
THE FAN PROJECT WITH THE RECEIPTS

YEARS OF SHOWS.
ONE EPIC DATABASE.

That take you remember. That argument you need to settle. That ridiculous moment you have to send your league.

EXPLORE THE FOOTBALLERS DATABASE ↗Independent fan archive · Catalog spans 2014–2026 · Transcript coverage is still growing
  1. 01

    Find the show. Find the bit.

    Search words from the show, or mix players, hosts, years, teams, segments, and running jokes.

  2. 02

    Read what they actually said.

    See matching transcript passages and episode details. Open the episode to read more context.

  3. 03

    Hit the original. Share the find.

    Follow direct YouTube or podcast links, with timestamps where available. Copy your search link and send your league down the same rabbit hole.

THE FANS DELIVERED.

ENTER THE GALLERY ↗
THE GOOD STUFF. ALREADY PICKED.

SKIP TO THE CLASSICS.

Best-episode picks by year. Footie Awards. Annual My Guys. The early days. Pick an episode and press play.

HIT THE HIGHLIGHT REEL ↗
01 / CHOOSE YOUR OBSESSION

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE.

ALL THE FILTERS. ALL THE POSSIBILITIES. ↗
02 / HIT REPLAY

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE VAULT.

BROWSE EVERY EPISODE ↗

Episode artwork from the original Fantasy Footballers uploads. Every card opens that episode and its source.

03 / RECEIPTS DON’T EXPIRE

SET THE YEAR.
REWIND THE CHAOS.

Remember who was “definitely a league winner” back then? There’s a search for that.

BUILD A RIDICULOUSLY SPECIFIC SEARCH ↗
TIME MACHINE◉ READY

Catalog dates. Transcript coverage varies by year.

04 / THIS PART IS YOURS

BIG FAN
ENERGY.

You made the art. You cut the video. You went way too hard on that listener-league entry. We get it. Put it here.

UNLEASH YOUR CREATION ↗ENTER THE CONVERSATION
Reviewed before display. Always credited. Always unofficial.
YOUR PEOPLE ARE HERE.Fantasy Footballers Fan Site — Unofficial, with a yellow rubber stampBUILT BY FANS. ALL IN ON THE CHAOS. ↗
ONE MORE SEARCH WON’T HURT.FAMOUS LAST WORDS.