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The hosts work because they did not know how Veterans Day was observed while their children stay home. Kyle answers remotely from Georgia, where school is open, and the studio invokes Jeremy and Al as trusted authorities during a confused stock-market fact-check.
During Jason and Papa Josh's League of Record matchup, Josh places an image of inactive Nico Collins directly above Jason. Josh laughs when Jason discovers it; Jason calls him a snake but says Josh's terrible team is the only reason his own failed roster may still win.
After soliciting Sunday-night listener entries, the show estimates an 80–20 negative split and reads a dense good-and-bad board including Awesome Ekeler, Jamour Chase, Chuba Hubba Hubba, Silence of the Lamb, CD Sham, Aaron Fraudgers, Dalton Decade, Jared Gawful, Malik Waivers, and Bad McConkey.
Jason still finds pieces of a white beard after cleaning all morning. The hosts say he remains in the Gnome Zone and call it the punishment that keeps on going because new fibers continue to appear.
CeeDee Lamb's sun-blinded miss prompts a Jerry Jones rant and a button-blind proposal: lower curtains for Dallas, then raise them when the opponent has the ball. The desk imagines questioning an 82-year-old in a nursing home, repeats Jones's 'Where's the moon?' response, tells Mike by name to lay off, and Mike refuses.
Kyle supplies a live Tyler Allgeier EPA rank during an argument, then receives a shout-out because his bold call predicted Bijan Robinson's first career 30-plus DraftKings game and it happened. The hosts broaden the celebration to the whole crew's outrageous prop performance.
A host reads from the show document that MVS plays for Buffalo, is corrected that he plays for New Orleans, and says his brain became jelly because he trusted the document. The desk discovers Brooks wrote the outdated Bills note, after the host describes himself as Ron Burgundy reading whatever appears.
The Veterans Day show opens as a skeleton crew because the hosts did not understand how the holiday would be observed and their children are home. Kyle joins by microphone from Georgia, where school is in session; the desk then defers to Jeremy and Al during a chaotic live check of whether the stock exchange is open. Monday Punday returns after a public call for submissions, with an 80–20 negative split and player mutations including Awesome Ekeler, Jamour Chase, Chuba Hubba Hubba, Silence of the Lamb, CD Sham, Aaron Fraudgers, Dalton Decade, and Malik Waivers; submissions are invited each Sunday on Instagram and X. Papa Josh weaponizes the cast's own fantasy stakes by putting an absent Nico Collins image directly above Jason during their League of Record matchup, laughing as Jason calls him a snake and thanks Josh's terrible team for keeping the result survivable. A prior Gnome Zone punishment is still physically present as Jason finds white beard fibers after cleaning all morning. The title story turns CeeDee Lamb's sun-blinded missed touchdown into Mike's sustained Jerry Jones grievance: the hosts imagine button-controlled red-zone curtains that rise only for the opponent, compare the 82-year-old owner to a nursing-home resident under questioning, and repeatedly use Jones's 'Where's the moon?' line; when told by name to lay off, Mike refuses. Kyle later receives credit for a successful first-career-30-point Bijan Robinson call as the whole crew's props are celebrated. Brooks supplies the closing production error by writing that MVS plays for Buffalo in the shared document, causing a host to read it verbatim, become brain jelly, and call himself Ron Burgundy.
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