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The Year of Mike is declared finished but unforgettable. Kenneth Walker's Super Bowl MVP lets Mike redefine his preseason fantasy-MVP call as the prediction he meant all along; at the group watch party in Jason's house, Walker MVP was his only rooting interest, and Mike later calls his losing Faceoff pick against Walker a deliberate sacrifice.
Buying the UDK before March 1 enters a listener for a league spot, while Ultimate FootClan supporters are described as automatically entered every time the contest exists, provided they log in and update the app.
The final Fantasy Faceoff audit gives Andy eight shames, Jason five, Mike six including the Super Bowl, and the Deucers one in week twelve. The review then explicitly remembers hashtag triple gobble.
A host cannot remember whether he already pressed the mailbag cue and looks toward Deucer's Alley for a confirming glance. He realizes the earlier button was the ad break, while another host admits understanding the mistake but intentionally refusing to bail him out; the desk calls it offseason mode.
A listener notices Newman's missing glasses and head on Andy's side of the desk. The hosts say Newman was decapitated after Andy knocked the prop off during a Spitballers ice-cream debate; the glasses are long gone, leaving Newman unable to see.
Asked for championship totals, the hosts choose the League of Record and state a 4-3-2 tally, explicitly identifying Andy as the three while leaving the speakers claiming four and two unlabeled. The desk says Al has one; after Josh is addressed, a nearby unlabeled reply reports one league title and one dynasty title.
The hosts compare letting the Falcon host to drinking poison and building a cactus recliner, then activate Deucer Cam and ask Matt to choose Marvin Harrison or Brian Thomas. He chooses Marvin on draft capital without knowing exactly why; the hosts declare the question answered, roast how close he came to giving only the name, and worry about his wedding vows and film crew.
The show finally closes the Year of Mike. Kenneth Walker wins Super Bowl MVP, letting Mike reinterpret his preseason fantasy-MVP proclamation as a Super Bowl prediction that will now be immortalized. All three hosts watched the game at Jason's house, where Mike's obvious rooting interest was Walker; Mike also says he deliberately took the less on Walker in the final Fantasy Faceoff so his own lineup could be sacrificed for the MVP result. The UDK preorder again supplies a Listener League route before March 1, while Ultimate FootClan supporters are described as automatically entered every time. Fantasy Faceoff then publishes the 2025 shame table: Andy eight, Jason five, Mike six, and the Deucers one during week twelve, with triple gobble remembered by name. Offseason mode reaches the mailbag when a host cannot remember whether he already fired its cue, looks to Deucer's Alley for help, and learns he had actually hit the ad-break drop; another host admits he understood but would not bail him out. The desk's Newman prop is now decapitated and missing its glasses after Andy knocked it off during a Spitballers ice-cream argument. A championship question produces a dated League-of-Record scoreboard of 4-3-2 and explicitly identifies Andy as the three; the speaker who says 'I am the two' remains unlabeled. The desk also says Al has one, while an unlabeled reply after Josh is addressed reports one League-of-Record title and one dynasty title. Finally, the hosts compare letting the Falcon host to drinking poison and sitting in a cactus recliner. They cut to Deucer Cam for a one-question audition; Matt chooses Marvin Harrison over Brian Thomas because of draft capital, cannot explain much more, and is immediately declared finished before the hosts worry about his upcoming wedding vows and film crew.
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