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Jason declares that he is going to lose despite holding the week's third-highest score and admits that he and Josh concede early. Later, the desk proposes a machine that punches him for every loss declaration if he still wins, and Jason says he would accept it.
The hosts cannot imagine a useful Giants locker-room speech after the impossible collapse, so Brian Daboll simply says he will see everyone tomorrow and leaves. The kicker then receives a deflated game ball as a parting gift before it is spiked at him and he is fired.
The listener ritual produces a dense positive run—Wham Bam Thank You Lamb, Quinshawn Studkins, Sir Nix a Lot, Bo Namath, Yay McBride, and Jamarvelous Chase—before the negative side lands on Baron Waller, Bill Krapski, Groan Odunze, Meowvin Harrison Jr., Saquon Barfley, and Trayvie Gone Henderson.
Trayvie Gone cues an audible 'it's over' reaction while video stays on the desk. Mike has no speech beyond Daboll's tomorrow line; listener Tanner asks the show to tell Mike that Henderson sucks; Jake Ciely's diagnosis is that the oven was never on; and identical snaps with an undrafted back push the desk to a cut recommendation, except for Mike if his film conviction remains.
Andy takes Arizona at +300 while Jason acts as the book. With the Cardinals ahead, Jason prematurely Apple Pays the $300 potential winnings so that a reversal will hurt more; Arizona collapses, Andy sends $400 back, and Jason points out how large the return transfer looks even though the net loss is $100.
Jason reviews the trail behind his outgoing trades: Burrow, Deebo, Bill Kroski, Darren Waller, and Breece Hall have left their new managers hurt or displeased. The hosts compare each deal to handing over a grenade after pulling the pin and name the pattern a post-trade Reaper thing.
The 17-team chopped league has repeatedly recycled Brock Bowers: Jason spent more than $500 and was chopped, another manager paid about $250 and was chopped, and Al acquired him for roughly $31 to $36 after he nearly went unclaimed. Al's top-scoring superteam now needs 34 Monday points from Montgomery and LaPorta, and the published show puts his answers on the live three-human Ducers Alley camera.
Will Dissly is called especially important to the show, the hosts demand the button, and the published video delivers: a jerseyed football player rides a moose through a mountain landscape across the lower frame while Andy, Jason, and Mike clap and dance.
Jeremy points out that Green Bay stopped rationing Josh Jacobs once the offense needed him late. The hosts explain that Jeremy saw it in person while rooting for his Packers amid enough traveling fans to force the Cardinals onto a silent count at home.
Andy, Jason, and Mike open with Jason's familiar League of Record concession despite holding the week's third-highest score, later inspiring a hypothetical machine that punches him for every premature loss declaration. The Giants' impossible collapse becomes Brian Daboll's wordless 'I'll see you guys tomorrow' speech and a parting game ball fired at the kicker. Monday Punday runs through a dense positive and negative listener list before landing on Trayvie Gone Henderson; an audio cue plays while the video remains at the ordinary desk, a teppanyaki listener sends Mike a direct message that Henderson sucks, and the hosts conclude the regular-season oven was never on. Andy then recounts taking Cardinals +300 against Jason's homemade book: Jason prematurely Apple Pays $300 during the lead, Andy must send $400 back after the collapse, and Jason wins the $100 net bet. Jason's trades of Burrow, Deebo, Bill Kroski, Darren Waller, and Breece Hall become a grenade handoff and a post-trade Reaper pattern. Producer Jeremy, addressed as Al Borland, receives a sustained live Ducers Alley cut while explaining that his top-scoring chopped-league team bought Brock Bowers for almost nothing and may become the next Bowers roster to be chopped. Kyle is only asked to vet a Matthew Stafford record and never answers on camera. Jeremy's Packers fandom is reinforced by his attendance at the Cardinals game. Finally, Will Dissly's importance to the show triggers a produced football-player-on-a-moose animation while all three hosts clap along—the episode's clearest visual payoff.
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