DK Metcalf is the top-15 bouncer
DK Metcalf is pictured with his face against the glass outside the top 15, then welcomed inside, then called the bouncer and told he is not on the list.
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DK Metcalf is pictured with his face against the glass outside the top 15, then welcomed inside, then called the bouncer and told he is not on the list.
Jason admits he wants a yacht even though Arizona is landlocked, leading to questions about storage, lake yachts, and whether a small boat qualifies as a yacht.
The hosts compare yacht size to Pluto’s planetary status, imagine helicopters delivering yachts, settle on tandem-rotor Chinooks, and then worry about Boeing and plug-door bolts.
The mailbag describes a Listener League opening with nine spots left and points listeners toward a UDK entry path.
The episode’s durable material is a long yacht argument: Jason wants one despite being landlocked in Arizona, the hosts debate lake yachts, strip “yacht” status from smaller boats, imagine helicopters carrying them, and eventually land on tandem-rotor Chinooks, millions of cars, Boeing, and four-bolt plug doors. DK Metcalf is alternately denied and admitted by the top-15 bouncer. The mailbag closes with Listener League and dynasty openings.
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