Mike is the Fantasy Old Man
Birthday banter introduces Mike as “the fantasy old man” and immediately jokes that he is one year closer to the end.
Main show · March 4, 2025
Fantasy Football - Free Agent Predictions + Deebo Trade, Combine Chat - Podcast for 3/4
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The Haboob deserves an apocalypse movie
An Arizona Haboob and dust devil are imagined as an end-of-the-world movie, with Mummy and biplane references while children keep playing football.
Al annihilates the Listener League drum roll
Al supplies a surprise announcement horn/drum roll, but Jason says the timing destroyed the Oscar-style anticipation before the giveaway winner reveal.
The Rego giveaway winner gets a Listener League spot
The show announces Jay/Janine Rego as the giveaway winner and promises a place in the Listener League, with more spots to come.
Tess Johnson gets the Itty Bitty Baby Boy label
Tess Johnson’s small combine measurements trigger the affectionate repeated label “Itty Bitty Baby Boy.”
The free-agent segment gets limited diarrhea
Jason derails a serious free-agent transition with the isolated phrase “Limited diarrhea.”
The pooper scuba sales pitch
The hosts invent a “pooper scuba” for dog cleanup and accuse one another of Tom Sawyer-style outsourcing.
Metamucil sponsors the old-receiver debate
A discussion of veteran wide receivers becomes a mock Metamucil sponsorship, with a joke about the quarterback’s name being Young.
Episode notes
Birthday banter labels Mike the Fantasy Old Man. The hosts turn an Arizona Haboob into an overdue apocalypse movie, Al’s surprise drum roll ruins the Oscar-style Listener League winner reveal, and the episode adds Itty Bitty Baby Boy, limited diarrhea, pooper scuba, Tom Sawyer outsourcing, and a Metamucil old-receiver sponsor joke.
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