Jay Griz, Cardboard Bear, fills Jason's place
Andy and Mike explicitly introduce Jay Griz as the present 'Cardboard Bear, extraordinary,' then explain that Jason Moore is not there because he is at a school paintball event.
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Andy and Mike explicitly introduce Jay Griz as the present 'Cardboard Bear, extraordinary,' then explain that Jason Moore is not there because he is at a school paintball event.
Minutes after Jason boasts in the League of Record chat that his players are back, Puka leaves practice; his spiral is compared with his optimized diet and described as a greasy burger of mental health, with Andy, Mike, and Falcon receiving his rage.
The hosts reveal that a prior episode's delayed costumes were a deliberately executed production bit that exposed viewers who complained before consuming the full show.
A general lesson about pausing before speaking prompts the hosts to look directly at Josh, say he needs a filter or muzzle, and explain that he begins reflecting only after his first paragraph is already spoken.
Falcon and Josh hold a private side conversation while the podcast is recording; Falcon is threatened with standing before the class to read his note, and later his cackling destroys the crew's composure over a pronunciation.
The hosts discover that Papa Josh and company are building a ridiculously large League of Record trade with absent Jason in the middle of the episode, extending Jason's prior-night tilt into a live transaction.
The Rams-Seahawks preview explicitly asks Mike about the Bone Zone and returns to 'full Ken Bone Walker' after the prior week's illness and bad game script.
Absent Jason still owes a Wheel spin, so Al runs his Fantasy Faceoff lineup; another loss would force Jason into a full Friday of shame, while an Andy or Mike loss triggers two spins.
Andy and Mike open with Jay Griz, 'Cardboard Bear, extraordinary,' present in place of absent Jason, who is at a school paintball event. They recount Jason's all-caps League of Record spiral: minutes after bragging that his players were back, Puka is hurt, Jason becomes a 'greasy burger of mental health,' and three coworkers are told to die in a fire. Later Papa Josh and company execute a huge trade with him during the show. The producers become literal 'Ducer Daycare': Josh needs a muzzle, Falcon and Josh hold side conversations, and Falcon is threatened with reading his note to the class. Mike gets an explicit Ken Bone Walker/Bone Zone callback, while Al takes over Jason's Faceoff lineup and the show schedules a full-Friday shame if Jason loses again.
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