Jay Griz, Cardboard Bear, fills Jason's place
Andy and Mike explicitly introduce Jay Griz as the present 'Cardboard Bear, extraordinary,' then explain that Jason Moore is not there because he is at a school paintball event.
Main show · November 1, 2024
Week 9 Matchups + Ducer Daycare, Fantasy Faceoff - Fantasy Football Podcast for 11/1
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Week 9 Matchups + Ducer Daycare, Fantasy Faceoff | Fantasy Football 2024 - Ep. 1668
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Episode notes & curated moments 9 records
Jason becomes a greasy burger of mental health
Minutes after Jason boasts in the League of Record chat that his players are back, Puka leaves practice; his spiral is compared with his optimized diet and described as a greasy burger of mental health, with Andy, Mike, and Falcon receiving his rage.
The Halloween costumes were a comment trap
The hosts reveal that a prior episode's delayed costumes were a deliberately executed production bit that exposed viewers who complained before consuming the full show.
Papa Josh needs a filter, possibly a muzzle
A general lesson about pausing before speaking prompts the hosts to look directly at Josh, say he needs a filter or muzzle, and explain that he begins reflecting only after his first paragraph is already spoken.
Ducer Daycare disrupts the public conversation
Falcon and Josh hold a private side conversation while the podcast is recording; Falcon is threatened with standing before the class to read his note, and later his cackling destroys the crew's composure over a pronunciation.
Papa Josh trades with Jason during work
The hosts discover that Papa Josh and company are building a ridiculously large League of Record trade with absent Jason in the middle of the episode, extending Jason's prior-night tilt into a live transaction.
Mike reports from the Bone Zone
The Rams-Seahawks preview explicitly asks Mike about the Bone Zone and returns to 'full Ken Bone Walker' after the prior week's illness and bad game script.
Al carries Jason through deferred shame
Absent Jason still owes a Wheel spin, so Al runs his Fantasy Faceoff lineup; another loss would force Jason into a full Friday of shame, while an Andy or Mike loss triggers two spins.
Episode notes
Andy and Mike open with Jay Griz, 'Cardboard Bear, extraordinary,' present in place of absent Jason, who is at a school paintball event. They recount Jason's all-caps League of Record spiral: minutes after bragging that his players were back, Puka is hurt, Jason becomes a 'greasy burger of mental health,' and three coworkers are told to die in a fire. Later Papa Josh and company execute a huge trade with him during the show. The producers become literal 'Ducer Daycare': Josh needs a muzzle, Falcon and Josh hold side conversations, and Falcon is threatened with reading his note to the class. Mike gets an explicit Ken Bone Walker/Bone Zone callback, while Al takes over Jason's Faceoff lineup and the show schedules a full-Friday shame if Jason loses again.
Inside the episode
63 passagesOh, that's a good pick. The Vegas Raiders. Yeah, that one, I was playing with fire, but I knew that my guy, T. Higgins would not be playing. And then we got Parker Washington, wide receiver for the Jacksville Jaguars at 3,600. And then I have the New York Giants against the Washington Manders at 2,300. All right. Al, what does Jason finish up with? Jason also has Mike Gisicki in the tight end spot. He has Jalen Cocker at. Or is it what? That's a cocker. That's a cocker. That's a cocker. Boston. That's on me. Boston. Boston. To be fair, I double checked it and Googled the pronunciation. And it says anyway. Uh, and then he is going with the, uh, the Giants defense. You guys are children. Grow up. I was fine. I was composed, but the cackling from the Falcon. It broke me.
Jalen what? Coker. Yeah, that's the name. I've got him. I wish you had gone first. I've got him. Yeah, right? I went Giants defense as well. We're all the same on the defense. And I went Colquemette against Arizona at 4,400. Oh, man. There you go. There you go. That was Fantasy Forecast presented by Draft King Sportsbook. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app now. Use the code ballers. That's the code ballers and take advantage of special daily promotions only on Draft Kings. The Crown is yours. Couldn't wait to hit that outro button. That's how you shut down the week. Sunday live, Mike, you're back on Sunday? Yeah, I will see you then. All right. At the F.F. Ballers, Sunday morning. Check us out. Goodbye, everybody. Goodbye.
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