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The Phoenix Megalashow brings back Jason's T-shirt cannon, but the venue's lower profile and mezzanine make him fear a ground-level shot could kill someone. Insurance, roof bank shots, and an apple hidden in a shirt escalate the plan before Jason declares that he is there to feed the Foot Clan.
A host tells Mike that making J.K. Dobbins a My Guy is guaranteed to work because everyone already knows how much Mike loves him. The endorsement promptly collides with the familiar injury problem when the desk asks how many legs Dobbins currently has.
The desk struggles to remember Baltimore's old efficiency back, lands on Gus Edwards, and immediately says Gus Bus. A soundboard cue arrives so fast that the hosts marvel at the button's proximity and the operator answers that it must always be ready.
Kyle shares a graphic in which every NFC South team believes it is the division's sole good team, then later pulls the comparison that places J.K. Dobbins among the best high-volume yards-per-carry backs since 2000.
The hosts promise an in-person mailbag for the Phoenix Megalashow and explicitly call it a live-show tradition. They agree the audience performs the mailbag well but cannot decide whether the crowd sings, shouts, says, or simply lets it out.
A top-three Kenneth Walker prediction reveals that multiple hosts consider themselves historical Walker supporters. The desk teases one claimant as silently nodding and typing encouragement behind Mike before closing on the Ken Bone Walker name.
The hosts directly tell Jason that he is a big Gino Smith fan, insist that he accept the identity, and promise to get him a jersey. Much later, a separate unlabeled exchange pairs Geno Smith and Tank Bigsby as someone's alleged top two players without safely naming that target.
The hosts explicitly describe Jason as the show's most outspoken Luther Burden hater who still loves Marvin Harrison Jr., call the comparison the ultimate Jason question, and hear Jason say that the two players are very close for him.
Brooks is credited with DK Metcalf as one fizzle-out candidate and later T.J. Hockenson as another. The hosts treat Hockenson as already gone, say flaming arrows have been fired at his casket, repeatedly forget who he is, and reduce the tight end to 'he was' and then 'he isn't.'
Jason estimates Dak Prescott at roughly 36-and-a-half, is directly corrected to 32, and apologizes for calling him 36. The correction escalates through a Cameron Artis-Payne age-lie comparison, a 32.9 adjustment, and the claim that gray hairs arrive in the decimal year.
The 2026 Phoenix Megalashow is framed as the show's biggest live production yet, and Jason's returning T-shirt cannon immediately becomes an insurance problem: the lower venue may turn a ground-level shirt into a projectile, an apple is jokingly packed inside, and Jason declares that he is there to feed the Foot Clan. The live event will also preserve the communal mailbag ritual, with audience members asking questions in person and singing, shouting, saying, or simply letting out the cue. At the desk, Mike's visible affection for J.K. Dobbins draws an attempted My Guy nomination and another audit of whether Dobbins currently possesses two working legs. Remembering Gus Edwards then produces a lightning-fast Gus Bus soundboard drop and amazement that its button is always ready. Kyle supports the episode with both an NFC South self-delusion graphic and a live Dobbins efficiency lookup. Brooks supplies DK Metcalf and then T.J. Hockenson as fizzle-out candidates; Hockenson is treated as already gone, with flaming arrows fired at his casket and a rapid 'he was, then he isn't' obituary. Jason is directly told that he is a big Gino Smith fan and will receive a jersey, reinforcing an established fixation before a later unlabeled top-two tease pairs Geno with Tank Bigsby. Another exchange explicitly frames Jason as the show's most outspoken Luther Burden hater who still loves Marv, and Jason says the two are very close for him. Jason also ages Dak Prescott to roughly 36-and-a-half before being corrected to 32, apologizing for calling him 36, and prompting a Cameron Artis-Payne age-lie callback. The late hot-take round returns to Ken Bone Walker and jokes that another host has always supported Mike silently from the background.
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