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With Jason explicitly absent, Mike and Andy let cardboard Jay handle the welcome, seat the full-size grizzly at Jason's live center microphone, and later praise him as an always-standing Mailbag hype man who has still said nothing.
The hosts celebrate Owl's birthday by calling him old; Brooks tells Al he looks great, and the hosts concede that the Deucers stick together because they must withstand the hosts' troubling comments.
Absent Jason's sincere podcast-success advice to find a niche is spelled N-I-T-C-H, autocorrects into unintended profanity, and makes the hosts call him a big potty mouth.
Mike asks why he is wearing a fedora in the video drop. Published frames confirm a prerecorded Regress or Impress bumper with Mike in a black jacket, floral shirt, and changing hats rather than a live studio costume.
Jason Garrett's clapping reputation becomes Sir Claps a Lot, the hosts retrieve his real name only after the alias, recall Guns Mahoney, and explicitly declare the new name the first nickname of 2023.
The desk defines the Duciest as the smelliest producer. Jeremy volunteers and becomes the Ducest birthday boy; Brooks rejects that title and is immediately reassigned the richest.
The hosts rule that car payments, power bills, electrician work, house painting, and other goods or services exchanged for fantasy players are bribery and collusion. Jason's old league could only let one manager cover another's in-league transaction fee, and Brooks refuses Andy's dynasty-players-for-painting offer.
Complete storyboard review and targeted 720p published-frame checks establish a two-human-host desk: Mike is live on the left, a full-size photorealistic grizzly cardboard Jay Griz stands in Jason's center place with the microphone aligned to his muzzle, and Andy is live on the right. Jason is explicitly absent. The hosts open by letting Jay handle the welcome, call him a cardboard bear extraordinaire, and later credit their silent, always-standing hype man during Mailbag. The old WITH THE DUCERS card visibly identifies Brooks/Judge Giamatti, Jeremy/Owl Borland, and Kyle/The Borgogon; separate live booth cuts show all three human producers. Owl's birthday creates a small producer-solidarity exchange in which Brooks compliments Al and the hosts admit the Deucers stick together against troubling comments. The absent Jason remains the target of the opening joke: his sincere Twitter AMA advice to find a niche was misspelled N-I-T-C-H, autocorrected into unintended profanity, and reframed as the advice of a big potty mouth. A Regress or Impress video drop prompts Mike to ask whether he is wearing a fedora. Direct video confirms that a prerecorded bumper—not live studio attire—shows Mike in a black jacket, floral shirt, and changing fedora, with prerecorded Andy and Jason beside him. Later, Jason Garrett becomes Sir Claps a Lot, recalled alongside Guns Mahoney and declared the first nickname of 2023; the referenced clapping videos and train photo are dialogue-reported and never appear onscreen. The closing producer question defines the Duciest as the smelliest producer. Birthday boy Jeremy volunteers and becomes the Ducest, Brooks refuses the title, and the host instead declares Brooks the richest, reinforcing the established wealth fiction without showing a yacht or other luxury object. The final rule discussion outlaws car payments, utility bills, electrician work, painting, and other real-world goods or services in exchange for fantasy players as collusion, while preserving Jason's old transaction-fee exception. Brooks directly refuses Andy's offer to paint his house for dynasty players. No Wheel, live costume, physical punishment, yacht, house-painting scene, or Jay sound drop appears.
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