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Andy completes his 2023 League of Record run over Papa Josh, Mike beats Andy for the dynasty championship, and two enormous silver football trophies are placed on either side of Jason. Jason may touch only his old plaques, then admits this is his first zero-title season across four main leagues in nine show years. At the close, a readable LEAGUE OF RECORD plaque receives a dedicated camera angle and Mike physically lifts and rotates the trophy.
Mike beats Andy handily in the hosts' dynasty league and wins his first championship there. The desk calls out his famous history of second-place finishes and names the breakthrough his 'first first.'
Andrews Jackson, with a username rendered as Caleb Ski, wins the Megalabowl and finishes above more than 20,000 entrants; the desk says a Lamar Jackson-Mark Andrews stack explains the name. Maddie wins the Listener League after the best regular-season record and is told she will return next season.
The final four-or-five-show week shifts into two episodes a week, but the hosts emphasize that the podcast remains year-round. They preview reflection, future-looking shows, and the approaching Footie Awards while championship shirts and mugs become post-title purchases.
A host asks Brooksie whether he has any other news, and Brooks distinctly answers, 'No, sir.' Targeted one-second review stays on the three regular hosts throughout, proving an off-camera producer response rather than a booth appearance.
Isaiah Pacheco returns running like a cartoon: a stomping dinosaur who destroys the ground, hates grass, pumps extreme high knees, tries to outrun every previous step, and finally becomes a jagged piece of glass.
When Dak Prescott escapes a near safety and CeeDee Lamb turns it into a 92-yard touchdown, Mike says he was 'pants off screaming through the home.' A later dynasty recap independently identifies CeeDee as Mike's receiver, while targeted video shows no reenactment and keeps Mike fully clothed.
The hosts launch Who Had More Fantasy Points with a verified distressed I WANT TO PLAY A GAME bumper. Jake Ferguson, two weeks of T.J. Hockenson, Kyle Pitts, Logan Thomas, Tyler Conklin, Lucas Krull, and Johnny Mundt are each presented as fantasy-playoff scorers who beat Travis Kelce.
Complete published-video review shows Andy at left in a white hoodie and dark teal cap, Jason centered in a black polo and black-framed glasses, and Mike at right in a teal/navy/cream striped hoodie. Two real silver football-shaped championship trophies arrive after Andy's Al Borland request and are placed on either side of Jason. Andy says he defeated Josh and completed his 2023 League of Record title run; Mike beat Andy for his first dynasty championship after a famous history of second place. Jason finds his old plaques on their trophies but is forbidden to touch anything else, then says this is the first season in the show's nine years that he won none of the four main leagues he cares about. Closing video gives the trophies another verified payoff: a close-up makes LEAGUE OF RECORD legible on one plaque, then Mike lifts and rotates that trophy after a camera-angle request. The show congratulates the Megalabowl winner Andrews Jackson, whose username the transcript renders as Caleb Ski, and says a Lamar Jackson-Mark Andrews stack explains the name; the entry finished atop more than 20,000 people. Maddie wins the Listener League after the best regular-season record and is told she will return next year. The episode also promises a year-round two-show offseason schedule and previews the Footie Awards. Brooksie audibly answers 'No, sir' when asked for more news, but targeted one-second review remains on the three hosts and proves his voice is off camera. Jeremy/Owl Borland, Brooks/Judge Giamatti, and Kyle/The Borgogon appear only as prerecorded opening portraits. Isaiah Pacheco is described as a cartoon runner, ground-destroying dinosaur, grass hater, high-knee sprinter, and jagged glass. Mike's Dak-CeeDee stack causes a dialogue-reported pants-off home scream; video keeps him fully clothed at the desk. A distressed I WANT TO PLAY A GAME bumper introduces Who Had More Fantasy Points, where a procession of ordinary tight ends is said to have beaten Travis Kelce over the fantasy playoffs. No Jay Griz name, voice, theme, image, cardboard cutout, fill-in, or bear-specific dialogue occurs; the generic opening bear is not Jay.
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