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The produced intro names Mike, but the live show calls itself the final one without the Hitman and later says Mike is not there. Direct video supplies the absent transcript fact: full-size cardboard Jay Griz occupies Mike's chair and microphone for the entire episode without acknowledgment, introduction, movement, or sound drop. Jason is separately named as Mike's Sunday substitute.
Kyle the Borgogon accepts the Fantasy Faceoff despite being called a fragile competitor, admits his three screens already held DraftKings, and reveals a Deucers Alley lineup that overlaps heavily with the hosts. Jeremy is introduced as Al Borland, then as Owl who will share Kyle's punishment next week. Brooks is tasked with posting all three lineups, Kyle says he has never worked harder to beat someone, and the hosts openly want him in the shame.
Andy owns the first-round pick of one of two terrible dynasty teams competing for the top selection. James Cook's 15-point game helps that bad roster and damages the pick, so Jason asks whether Andy is finished with the Truman Show experience; Andy says never, even if he is done for the moment.
Deshaun Watson's return is handled entirely through the established Voldemort code. The hosts say the Ministry of Magic enjoyed peace, refused to believe the threat, and now has no recourse but to accept that the Dark Wizard has returned.
San Francisco is favored by four, the hosts ask for the button, and Andy predicts the 49ers defense will fail to stifle Miami's electricity. Direct video resolves the garbled transcript cue by displaying the full-screen green-and-cloudy ANDY'S ALMOST UPSET OF THE WEEK card.
One host prefers Parris Campbell to Michael Pittman; the other calls that ridiculous, and they formalize the split as a water bet. Pittman's wide-receiver-one status becomes a meaningless robe and cape, the argument threatens to occupy the rest of the show, and both players are eventually predicted to miss six fantasy points.
Asked for psychic help with Mike Evans, Jason predicts three catches for 53 yards and no touchdown, then gives Joshua Palmer four for 42. The precision is treated as a connection to the future and closes with the Great Sports Almanac image.
Andy recounts removing Josh Jacobs with permission and losing by only three or four points. The published green Wheel of Shame spins over the desk, appears to flirt with Free Square and Minecraft, and settles on PINEAPPLE. Andy removes his jacket, pulls on the padded fruit body, adds the green leafy hat and dark sunglasses, and remains a full pineapple through the close while warning Deucers Alley about next week.
With Mike explicitly away, the hosts first joke that they cannot start Juwan Johnson, then learn Johnson did not practice and immediately predict that Mike would circle Adam Trautman instead.
Brooks directly reports that no news is breaking and promises to keep watching. Later he confirms that he is typing the Jalen Warren-versus-Rachaad White question and leans Warren, then receives the closing Brooksie assignment to publish all three Fantasy Faceoff lineups for the Foot Clan.
Complete published-video review shows only Andy and Jason as live hosts at the main desk. Mike is named in the standard introduction but repeatedly described as absent, while the full-size cardboard Jay Griz silently occupies Mike's left-side chair and microphone from the opening through the close without a name, sound drop, or bear reference. The standard WITH THE DUCERS card names and pictures Brooks/Judge Giamatti, Jeremy/Owl Borland, and Kyle/The Borgogon. Live cuts beneath the DUCERS ALLEY sign show those three credited humans together: Brooks at left, Kyle in the center, and Jeremy at right. Brooks directly answers two host questions and is tasked as Brooksie with posting all three Faceoff lineups; Jeremy is called both Al Borland and Owl, answers from the booth, and volunteers to share Kyle's next punishment; Kyle speaks throughout the challenge and admits his DraftKings tab occupied all three screens. Andy treats the effect of an opposing James Cook game on his acquired dynasty pick as a never-ending Truman Show. Deshaun Watson's return is narrated as Voldemort and the Dark Wizard returning while the Ministry of Magic can no longer deny him; video stays on ordinary host and matchup shots. A button produces the published green-and-cloudy ANDY'S ALMOST UPSET OF THE WEEK card for Miami over San Francisco. An unexpected Michael Pittman-versus-Paris Campbell argument becomes a water bet, a robe-and-cape image, and a threat to consume the rest of the show; none of those imagined props appears. Jason then uses alleged medium skills to predict Mike Evans at three catches for 53 yards and Joshua Palmer at four for 42, prompting a Great Sports Almanac callback; video remains at the desk. With Mike away, the hosts say they are not starting Juwan Johnson and that Mike would circle Adam Trautman, reinforcing his tight-end fixation. Fantasy Faceoff supplies the physical climax. Andy revisits removing Josh Jacobs with permission, losing by three or four points, and spins the visibly composited green Wheel of Shame. It settles on PINEAPPLE. Published video shows Andy remove his jacket, pull on a padded orange-yellow pineapple body, add the green leafy hat and dark sunglasses, and remain dressed that way through the close. He warns that Kyle and Owl may face the same process next week. Kyle's Deucers Alley lineup then overlaps heavily with the hosts, and Jason reacts as Kyle reveals George Kittle and Austin Ekeler; Andy notes that he is the one dressed as a pineapple. Kyle says he has never spent more time trying to beat someone, while the hosts want him in the shame. The close again confirms Jason will substitute for Mike on the Sunday livestream. No pineapple cake, upside-down message, dark soul, clouds, robe, cape, medium vision, sports almanac, or player tableau is actually shown beyond the real Wheel, costume, cardboard bear, live booth, and produced segment cards.
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