The Ducers take out the desk
The live opening shows a three-person Deucers Alley row as the hosts announce that the Ducers beat them; Al took out Jason and one booth member celebrates with a dance.
Main show · December 4, 2023
Week 13 Studs & Duds + Vanishing Players, Injury Reactions! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 12/4
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Week 13 Studs & Duds + Vanishing Players, Injury Reactions! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 12/4
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Papa Josh rules the regular season with Andy's trade
Jason must beat Papa Josh to reach the playoffs but expects failure because Josh's roster is strong; the hosts directly credit Andy's trade work for putting Josh on top.
Tank Dell revives Goodbye My Lover
Andy mourns Tank Dell's season-ending injury by recalling Arian Foster and singing his old Goodbye My Lover farewell again.
Austin Ekeler is Thanos-snapped
Mike describes Austin Ekeler as Thanos-snapped out of existence, and Jason says the disappearance began immediately after he rejected Andy's extraordinary trade offer.
Monday Punday counts the Week 13 damage
Listener submissions turn the weekend into Nico Ballin, Brock Sturdy, Zach Lost, Pat Fryer Poop, What the Heckler, and Tanks for the Memories while a MONDAY PUNDAY header is visible.
Kyle's Ekeler research double tap
Kyle rapidly returns Ekeler's career points per opportunity, then his social post supplies a bleak sequence of individual rush outcomes from the previous two weeks.
Pay to lose access to Thursday Night Football
Faced with Patriots-Steelers, a host offers an unspecified amount of money to move the game onto a channel he cannot access.
Jason requests fantasy euthanasia and flees to Dino Junior
Jason wants the same instant, painless defeat another host suffered so he can be freed from the League of Record and focus on the champ-champ-champ Dino Junior league.
Titanium or adamantium confidence underpants
A host says choosing Brock Purdy would have required some of Mike's titanium or adamantium underpants.
Al Borland produces the Jordan Love receipt
Jeremy answers that he feels pretty good, then reminds the hosts that they laughed when he predicted Jordan Love would get it together; the video cuts to his booth for the exchange.
Jason's trachea-ejection plan
A discussion of Isaiah Pacheco punching a helmet escalates when Jason recommends the neck, breaking a trachea, and finally ripping it out if a player is going to be ejected.
The panic alarm finally works correctly
The operator celebrates a first correct panic-alarm press, the desk visibly falls into near-black red light, and the hosts recall the previous time they were left in darkness before the lights return.
Puka sets the company attendance standard
After Puka Nacua says he was not breathing and his shoulder felt out of place but he was good, the hosts declare that toughness the new standard for coming to work.
Jason's Zach Moss truthership returns as sarcasm
Mike and another host claim they never liked Zach Moss while teasing that Moss has been Jason's guy for years; Jason answers with exaggerated disbelief that such a great player had a bad game.
Mike loses a third straight Fantasy Faceoff
Terry McLaurin's zero sends Mike to his third consecutive Fantasy Faceoff loss even though Mike insists he still loves the player.
Episode notes
The published opening names and shows Andy, Jason, and Mike at the main desk, then credits Brooks/Judge Giamatti, Jeremy/Owl Borland, and Kyle/The Borgogon. The live desk roll call names the Judge, Al Borland, and Papa Josh while the video shows three people in Deucers Alley; the Ducers have beaten the hosts, Al has likely ended Jason's League of Record run, and Papa Josh is riding high after Andy helped build his team through the infamous trade. Andy mourns Tank Dell by reviving his Arian Foster-era 'Goodbye My Lover' routine. Jason's Austin Ekeler collapse becomes Mike's Thanos snap: Ekeler simply poofs out of relevance immediately after Jason declines Andy's trade offer. Listener puns fill Monday Punday, Brooks is asked to build a big-name-drop segment, and Kyle is thanked for a fast points-per-opportunity lookup before his negative-rush tweet is read. Jason decides he wants a clean, instant elimination—a fantasy-euthanasia exit—so he can focus on the champ-champ-champ Dino Junior dynasty league. A Brock Purdy regret calls back Mike's titanium or adamantium confidence underpants. Jeremy, addressed as Al Borland, gets a visible booth cut and a brief victory lap for believing Jordan Love would recover. Jason's advice to an ejected player escalates from an earhole clap to breaking and ripping out a trachea. The panic-alarm operator then says he used the drop correctly for the first time; direct video confirms that the desk actually darkens to a near-black red before the lights return. Puka Nacua's claim that he could not breathe and his shoulder felt misplaced becomes a mock company attendance standard. Jason's Zach Moss truthership is invoked through obvious sarcasm, and Mike reports a third straight Fantasy Faceoff loss. Full-video review keeps the visual boundary strict: the Thanos poof, execution/euthanasia, trachea attack, and Puka workplace rule are dialogue-only inventions, while the Deucers Alley cuts and panic blackout are genuinely visible.
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