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A polo-brand polo becomes the Coca-Cola of polos and proof of entertainment value. The clothing audit then revisits Jason wearing a jacket all day because its wrist openings made removal so awkward that he refused to attempt it publicly.
The show announces a full-time, on-location social-media specialist role and insists only one person on Earth can fill it. The precedent was an impossible front-end, graphics, and marketing hybrid who also had to be named Andy—and whom they say they found.
The hosts advertise working near Brooks's wealth by saying he literally drives to work inside a yacht pulled by a truck because Arizona has no water. They escalate the commute to Brooks jetpacking to a helicopter and flying home so he can flaunt the lifestyle before a new employee.
The show tells listeners that preordering the Ultimate Draft Kit at its lowest price also gives them a chance to win a Listener League spot.
The rookie review introduces Isaiah Pacheco with four rapid 'pitter' sounds. An unidentified host asks production to find the Isaiah Pacheco drop and calls the request very important before the discussion compares the hard-running character to Pacheco on the Super Bowl parade route.
Resident Falcons fan Kyle rejects the hosts' $2.50 Desmond Ridder stock valuation and offers $35. Later, Packers fan Al says Aaron Rodgers may have played his final Green Bay snap, believes it is time, and will wait for Rodgers' darkness-retreat results before deciding whether to take one himself.
While defending positional strategy, the hosts say removing kickers could make Kyle emotional enough to walk off set and would also upset Jason because of Boom Boom; kicker analysis is then called the most important analysis.
The desk directly asks whether Mike is still in love with Drake London after a rookie season rated 53 percent bust. The response remains optimistic about London's talent, while another turn groups Kyle into the same early-draft excitement and later pain.
The hosts open by auditing one another's clothes. A polo-brand polo is called the Coca-Cola of polos, Mike is declared a zip-up man, and the hosts joke that removing pullovers can expose a stomach or the tops of butt cheeks. Jason recalls wearing a jacket all day because its wrist openings were too tight to remove gracefully, leading to a proposed restroom-stall wardrobe maneuver. The episode's major show-meta announcement is a full-time, on-location social-media hire. The hosts recall previously finding Andy Schneider for an impossible web/design/marketing hybrid role and insist the new opening likewise has exactly one five-star, jack-of-all-trades person on Earth. That search becomes the episode's strongest film material when the hosts describe Brooks's supposed wealth literally: he drives to work inside a yacht pulled by a truck and sometimes jetpacks to a helicopter. Brooks then says he looks forward to flaunting the lifestyle before another employee. A UDK preorder also provides a chance to win a Listener League spot. Removing kickers would supposedly make Kyle emotional enough to walk off set and upset Jason because of Boom Boom. In other crew beats, Kyle defends Desmond Ridder as the resident Falcons fan, the hosts request the important Isaiah Pacheco 'pitter' cue, Packers fan Al says he will judge whether to take his own darkness retreat after seeing Aaron Rodgers' results, Bryan's rookie-review graphic and Matthew Betz's ACL research receive explicit credit, and Mike's Drake London loyalty survives a painful rookie year.
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