Week 2 Matchups + WHEEL OF SHAME! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 9/18

Let's go, baby. There you go. I mean, Jesse Bates touchdown on the way. Here we go. Almost certainly. Almost certainly. Let's jump into the face-off. Fantasy face-off, presented by prize picks. All righty, week one in the books. It was a successful week. We went, what is it, 10 of 12 on the picks from this section. So, Jason, it's time.

Oh, that's a very nice wheel. We've got a new wheel. We've got a new wheel showing up behind us here. The wheel of shame. All right. Let's spin that wheel. Also, I do this in protest because my lineup catch and I got three out of four right. Cheesehead. Oh, the Lorax. Oh, the Lorax. All right. Jason, the trees. The trees. First, go ahead and take care of that. What is this? Yeah, you got to take your hat off. Yeah, you got to put that over your head.

Well, then. Oh, you left the glasses on. I didn't think about it. I feel like I'm going to rob a bank. You will have to take the glasses off anyways. You're going to rob a bank, but then also do some construction on the way out. Yeah. I got to stay safe. He's working on it. He's working on it. Oh, get under there. Come on. You need some help. Mentally? Yes. Oh, you look good. Oh, this is nice. I might rock this. Andy Reed? Oh. Is that you? Oh.

All right. We are into it. Jason, you look great. Thank you. Even under protest. All right. Let's go ahead and kick it off here. Also, might I just say, great job us. Because last week, you went four for four. Yeah. Fur for fur. Mike and I went three for four. It was a nice week. All right. I'm going to kick it off here. Christian McCaffrey, Green Goblin, starting it off. 16.5 receiving yards. I'm taking the more.

That's the, that's the, uh, 15 and a half. That's about it's a free square. Is that the first drive? Is that first reception? All right, Jason, who's your, who's, who's you running? Why are we not on his solo cam? Yeah. I mean, what are we doing? All right. Uh, my, uh, laurxes get old too. Yeah. Look, Loraxes need glasses. Okay. And then your glasses need glasses. Oh, my running back start of the week.

Or whatever this is with prospects. I'm going with Aaron Jones Sr. All alone without Jordan Mason, more than 61.5 rushing yards. I think he gets it done on the ground. Okay. Does he? Okay. He does. That's spicy. I'm going with Chase Brown, Cincinnati Bengals, 21 and a half receiving yards. I will take the more. All right. Moving to the quarterback position next. I just realized that this.

This isn't supposed to cover my mouth. This is a lot easier. I'm like talking through fabric. You had the fabric. I had it up over my top. Because you were going to rob the bank. Yeah. All right. I'm going Kirk Cousins. What? Wait, you don't have to do this. And that's not a goblin? More than 192.5 passing yards this week in L.A. I like it. I'm taking Kirk Cousins. You got a little crazy. That's right. What do you got, Lorex? All right. Well, this is my green goblin.

I've got Jordan Love. Oh, you're going back to the well of the only one you lost last week. Got it. But he's going more than 183 and a half passing yards. Okay. That's your green goblin. That is my green goblin. Let's see. It would be funny if he let you dance twice. He threw for almost 400 yards last year. Yeah, I think they're going to let him throw the ball and they can't really run with Mars on Lloyd. That seems better than the rushing attempts for him this week. Yeah. My green goblin is my quarterback as well. I'll be taking a Tyler Shuck, the Shuck Daddy himself.

17 and a half past completions. I'm going to go more. Okay. So you're going completions. You ready for this one? Wide receiver. You told me I didn't have to do the Kirk Cousins one, right?

Oh, what are you doing? Yeah. Brian Thomas Jr. Oh, I wanted Julian Naylor. You just said you did not want to start Brian Thomas Jr. 36. Shut up, Jason. Receiving yards. I'm taking the less. Dude. Oh. All right. What a reveal to take the lower number on the guy you don't like. Okay. Well, I've got a similar one. Marvin Harrison Jr., 34 and a half yards. What?

I'm taking the more. Okay. 34.5. I'm taking more. I think he can get that on one reception, which he almost did last week. He'll be more involved. Is that the... Are you sure it wasn't 60 and a half? Is this an issue with Jason not being able to read? What am I doing? It's 60 and a half, Jason. For Marvin Harrison? Mm-hmm. No, it's not. It's 34.5.

All right. It's in the screenshot that I sent you. Okay, we'll give him the 34 and a half. Marvin Harrison Jr., 34 and a half. What a disaster for the Lorex. I got Matthew Golden because I also believe in Jordan Love this week. Matthew Golden, I will go more. Look at you. Matthew Golden. Hey, this is, you know, last year was the year of Mike. This is the year of Mike forgiveness. I'm going to go with another wild one for you. Trey McRide at the tight end position. 60.5 receiving yards.

Maybe that is where the confusion. That feels easy. That might have been confused. I'm going less. I'm taking less. I think Seattle's defensive focus. It fits with your over, Jason. I'm going Tram McBride less than 60 and a half. I think their elite defense will focus entirely on Tram McBride this week. I hope so. I'm going to take the less. Okay. My tight end. Look, I'm going back to the well from last week. Darren Waller, who looked good, is getting more healthy, more involved.

He's at 17 and a half receiving yards. That feels very easy for him to pass that. Wasn't that what he was last week? Yeah, I mean, and he crushed it. So more, more snaps. All right. More easy. 17 and a half. I'll take more. So you went to two of the same dudes as last week when you ended up Loraxed. I mean, I still cashed last week. I was the worst of three great options. All right. Like the outcome. The outcome of this show, you're like, yeah, I like that. But to be fair, my lineup.

last week where I took these two guys isn't where I lost. It was the tiebreaker lineup I had with Mike that I lost. That is true. Love lost for you last week. I'm going to continue to hate on the Browns. Harold Fanon Jr. Six targets. Oh, interesting. Less. Interesting. There's a lot of really interesting ones in here.

Yeah, that's trying to spice it up. So the Marvin Harrison receiving number is 34.5. Is that what you said? 34.5. 34 and a half. 34.5. If you're looking at the board, that's way better. Let's look at him instead. Yeah, if it was 64.5, I would go less. I think he'll be in that range. Wow. Wow, that should be fun. That was Fancy Faithlaw presented by prize picks. The amount of your mustache.

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