FootClan Friday pays P. Conley 453
The weekly FootClan Friday ritual awards P. Conley 453 a $100 FantasyChamps prize for championship trophies, rings, belts, or other league swag.
Main show · December 5, 2025
Fantasy Football - Week 14 Matchups + Wheel of Shame, TNF Reactions - Podcast for 12/5
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The desk invents a darkest-truth silhouette camera
A disguised deep voice inspires a proposed camera bit: shut down one side of the set, backlight the speaker with no front light, and let a black silhouette confess a darkest fantasy truth such as starting Kyle Pitts or reclaiming Kerryon Johnson as a My Guy.
TeSlaa's touchdown loses its lights before pants come off
The desk tells Mike that Isaac TeSlaa scored without receiving his promised drop. Mike wants the lights, but they fail despite Kyle's test and retry. Kyle is called the Borgogan; moments later the Green Bay boy hits an unwanted drop and is told to work on the lights instead. The hosts add that one more TeSlaa touchdown would have made it 'pants off' and declare his position to be simply 'touchdown.'
Happy Little Trees turns the shame into Bob Ross
After the desk refuses to substitute Al for a massive lighting snafu, repeat loser Andy spins the Wheel of Shame following multiple ties and a Wan'Dale failure. Happy Little Trees wins, producing a Bob Ross-style curly wig, Grizzly Adams beard, and paintbrush. Matt helps fit the costume, steps into frame with bare legs showing, and Andy says he is ingesting an enormous amount of fake hair.
Mike fires Jonathan Gannon in Gannon's own answer
When Jonathan Gannon avoids a Kyler Murray question by saying he is worried about the Rams, Mike supplies the answer he thinks Gannon should give: the decision will not be his because he will be gone and he sucks. Mike is directly named, tells Gannon to tell the truth, says he hates him, and declares himself done with the Cardinals coaching staff.
Kyle researches on mic, then chooses health over his heart
Kyle is put on microphone to report that Pittsburgh has not completed a 20-plus-air-yard pass since Week 8. Later he is asked about the exact Mahomes-versus-Lamar decision in his Chopped league and admits Mahomes is in his lineup while his heart still wants Lamar.
Episode notes
FootClan Friday awards P. Conley 453 the recurring $100 FantasyChamps prize. During matchup talk, the desk proposes a pitch-black, backlit confession camera where anonymous silhouettes reveal their darkest fantasy truths, beginning with Kyle Pitts belief. Isaac TeSlaa's touchdown should trigger Mike's neglected celebration, but the lights fail despite Kyle's testing; Kyle is called the Borgogan, then the Green Bay boy hits an unwanted drop and is ordered back to lighting duty. The riff says another TeSlaa touchdown would have made it 'pants off' and recasts his football position as simply 'touchdown.' Kyle also supplies a live Steelers passing stat and later speaks on mic about his Mahomes-versus-Lamar decision: his lineup has Mahomes, but his heart wants Lamar. At the close, the hosts ask whether Al should take the Wheel punishment because of the massive lighting snafu and immediately reject the idea. Andy, identified by direct video review and his statement that he is the shame 'again,' describes repeated ties and a Wan'Dale failure before spinning. The Wheel lands on Happy Little Trees: a Bob Ross-style curly wig, Grizzly Adams beard, and paintbrush. Matt helps fit the pieces, is invited into frame with bare legs showing, and Andy reports ingesting an incomprehensible amount of fake hair. Mike also receives a directly named character beat when his proposed honest Jonathan Gannon quote becomes 'I won't be here because I suck'; Mike says he hates Gannon and is done with the Cardinals coaching staff.
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