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Main show · December 5, 2025
Fantasy Football - Week 14 Matchups + Wheel of Shame, TNF Reactions - Podcast for 12/5
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Week 14 Matchups + Wheel of Shame, TNF Reactions | Fantasy Football 2025 - Ep. 1860
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The desk invents a darkest-truth silhouette camera
A disguised deep voice inspires a proposed camera bit: shut down one side of the set, backlight the speaker with no front light, and let a black silhouette confess a darkest fantasy truth such as starting Kyle Pitts or reclaiming Kerryon Johnson as a My Guy.
TeSlaa's touchdown loses its lights before pants come off
The desk tells Mike that Isaac TeSlaa scored without receiving his promised drop. Mike wants the lights, but they fail despite Kyle's test and retry. Kyle is called the Borgogan; moments later the Green Bay boy hits an unwanted drop and is told to work on the lights instead. The hosts add that one more TeSlaa touchdown would have made it 'pants off' and declare his position to be simply 'touchdown.'
Happy Little Trees turns the shame into Bob Ross
After the desk refuses to substitute Al for a massive lighting snafu, repeat loser Andy spins the Wheel of Shame following multiple ties and a Wan'Dale failure. Happy Little Trees wins, producing a Bob Ross-style curly wig, Grizzly Adams beard, and paintbrush. Matt helps fit the costume, steps into frame with bare legs showing, and Andy says he is ingesting an enormous amount of fake hair.
Mike fires Jonathan Gannon in Gannon's own answer
When Jonathan Gannon avoids a Kyler Murray question by saying he is worried about the Rams, Mike supplies the answer he thinks Gannon should give: the decision will not be his because he will be gone and he sucks. Mike is directly named, tells Gannon to tell the truth, says he hates him, and declares himself done with the Cardinals coaching staff.
Kyle researches on mic, then chooses health over his heart
Kyle is put on microphone to report that Pittsburgh has not completed a 20-plus-air-yard pass since Week 8. Later he is asked about the exact Mahomes-versus-Lamar decision in his Chopped league and admits Mahomes is in his lineup while his heart still wants Lamar.
Episode notes
FootClan Friday awards P. Conley 453 the recurring $100 FantasyChamps prize. During matchup talk, the desk proposes a pitch-black, backlit confession camera where anonymous silhouettes reveal their darkest fantasy truths, beginning with Kyle Pitts belief. Isaac TeSlaa's touchdown should trigger Mike's neglected celebration, but the lights fail despite Kyle's testing; Kyle is called the Borgogan, then the Green Bay boy hits an unwanted drop and is ordered back to lighting duty. The riff says another TeSlaa touchdown would have made it 'pants off' and recasts his football position as simply 'touchdown.' Kyle also supplies a live Steelers passing stat and later speaks on mic about his Mahomes-versus-Lamar decision: his lineup has Mahomes, but his heart wants Lamar. At the close, the hosts ask whether Al should take the Wheel punishment because of the massive lighting snafu and immediately reject the idea. Andy, identified by direct video review and his statement that he is the shame 'again,' describes repeated ties and a Wan'Dale failure before spinning. The Wheel lands on Happy Little Trees: a Bob Ross-style curly wig, Grizzly Adams beard, and paintbrush. Matt helps fit the pieces, is invited into frame with bare legs showing, and Andy reports ingesting an incomprehensible amount of fake hair. Mike also receives a directly named character beat when his proposed honest Jonathan Gannon quote becomes 'I won't be here because I suck'; Mike says he hates Gannon and is done with the Cardinals coaching staff.
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65 passagessome banged up people around them it that one is my most fearful projection is jacobi per cent but i'm taking more than 248 and a half i was very thrilled jason to hear you say that cold weather alone will not affect things jordan love no josh allen allen does affect things yeah but it's just it's a little bit it's fine okay josh allen 19 completions we're taking the more okay okay i i i I'm willing this into existence. This is Burrow versus Allen for everyone. You're welcome. I'm going to go to the wide receiver position just because I have a, oh my gosh. Oh, yeah. This is worse than the last one. Terry McLaurin is my green goblin 3.5 receptions. I'm taking the more. Okay. I have three and a half receptions as well, but mine is not a green goblin. It's Christian Watson's projection.
And I am happy to hear that the cold weather does not. I think three and a half receptions for Christian Watson should be very doable. My wide receiver, it is my green goblin. It's Alec Pierce, two and a half receptions. I'm taking the more. Running back, I'm going Chase Brown. I'm taking the longest rush from Chase Brown against Buffalo. I'm going more than 12 and a half yards. Okay, okay. That'll be a fun one to monitor as the game goes along. This one, I think, is, I love it. I feel like, I feel like it was broken. Bad projection. Two and a half receptions for Bucky Irving. I'm going more than that. I think last week. Here comes two. Yeah, of course. Been here. Of course, whenever I'm fully bullish. But Bucky Irving, I mean, he came back and looked healthy. I got, I got Chase Brown as well.
But I'm taking just his overall rushing attempts. It's at 12 and a half. I'm taking them more. So you're both at 12 and a half is just attempts versus yards on a play. I'm being distracted by Jonathan Gannon on if Kyler Murray will be Cardinals quarterback next year. His quote was, I'm worried about the Rams. His quote should be, that won't be my decision because I won't be here because I suck. That would be a great answer, Mike. Just tell the, tell people the truth, Gannon. You suck. I wish, oh, I hate that guy. I wish, like, how you hate the Cardinals? Like, I can feel, I'm, I don't care about the Cardinals. I'm just, I'm so done with that coaching step. My tight end this week. Into the canon. My tight in this week, Darren Waller. Oh, really? Oh, nice. Goo, go-goo-coo-goo. I'm going his yardage number more than 28.5 receiving us. Nice. I almost pretty good. Yeah, no, I like that a lot. I was, I was really close to doing that, but I saw this one for my green goblin.
Gunner Helm is. You're going with a gunner. What was the one guy? Tommy Trimble. This is your Tommy Trimble. This is a Tommy Trimble. You can pick any of the tight ends. I know. Let me hear it. Gunner Helm. The green goblin. What do you, what do you think it's going to be? It better be 0.5 receptions. No, it's not 0.5 receptions. Is it receptions? It's probably better be one and a half reception. It's probably. Better be one and a half reception. Okay. That's fine. Four, six and six receptions last. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. That's fine. It comes one. Yeah, for sure. The news on Marvin Harrison Missing, that is good news for my projection. Oh, no. It's Trey McBride, seven and a half receptions. Okay. We're going more. Yeah.
All right. Well, it makes sense. More, more, more, more. You want to, I'm eating hair right now. I got you. That was Fantasy Face Off, presented by prize picks. Check out our player packed live in the app. Nice. Use code footballers and get $50 in lineups when you play $5. All right. It's time to end the show. We'll catch you on Sunday live. Mike will be there ready for week 14 on YouTube. No Lamar questions, but I'll see you there. Goodbye. you for listening to another episode of the fantasy footballers podcast join our fantasy football community on join the foot.com and follow us on Twitter at the ffballers.