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Mike declares himself captain and introduces only best friend Jason beside him. The published video reveals what the transcript never names: full-size cardboard Jay Griz occupies absent Andy's left host chair and microphone from the opening through the close. Jay receives no introduction, live line, theme, sound cue, graphic, costume, or acknowledgement.
The opening says Falcon has finally returned from a massive dump that lasted the whole weekend. Direct video then shows him at Deucers Alley dressed so thoroughly in 49ers red and white that the hosts say the team threw up on him. Fifty-five minutes later, a diarrhea segue reveals his workstation empty and only two producers remaining; the desk identifies Falcon as the missing man, quotes his promise to give the toilet the business, and names the new event 'mid show falconing.'
The hosts expose a secret hometown rivalry bet between Saints fan Papa Josh and Falcons fan Kyle the Borgogan. Josh owes rival-color face paint, but a home photo is rejected because Kyle works remotely and the punishment must mean something. The desk orders half-red and half-black paint at work and gets Josh to promise it this week, probably tomorrow. No face paint appears in this published episode.
Mike and Jason get sophisticated by celebrating good performances before detonating on the bad. The run yields Derek Henwee, Taysam King of the Hill, Xavier Legit, Sam Starnold, Nico Ballins, Laser Mayfield, Skidmark Andrews, Kyle Armed Pits, Breece's Feces, Garrett Won't-son, Rome a Doomsday, Kyler Murr, Carson Steele My FAAB, and Carson Steele My Draft Picks.
Mike introduces Kenneth Walker's Monday-night return as the return of the Bone Zone and asks Jason for confidence. Jason immediately says not really, citing a terrible Lions matchup and an expected split after injury.
When Jeremy McNichols appears in the recap, one live host asks whether they remember 'Sticky McNichols.' The other does not. The first explains that he has always called McNichols that in his own head, surprising his cohost; the unlabeled transcript does not safely identify which of Mike or Jason owns the private nickname.
Mike declares himself captain and introduces only himself and best friend Jason as the live hosts. Direct review of the published video reveals the unspoken third presence: full-size cardboard Jay Griz occupies absent Andy's left host chair and microphone from the opening through the close, but receives no introduction, line, sound drop, graphic, costume, or other acknowledgement. Deucers Alley supplies a complete Falcon bathroom arc. The hosts announce that Matt 'Falcon' Pingrey is back from a massive dump that supposedly lasted the entire weekend, then the video cuts to all three producers and visibly shows Falcon covered in red-and-white 49ers clothing; the hosts say the team threw up on him. Near the end, a diarrhea segue prompts another booth check. The published video now shows only two producers and a vacant left station, and the next paragraph identifies the missing worker as Falcon, calls the departure 'mid show falconing,' and says the diarrhea continues. A separate secret rivalry bet establishes Papa Josh as a Saints fan and Kyle the Borgogan as a Falcons fan. Josh is supposed to wear the winning rival's colors as face paint. The hosts reject a work-from-home photo as too easy, demand half-red and half-black face paint at the office, and get Josh to promise the punishment this week, probably the next day. Direct video shows no face paint in this episode, so it remains a dialogue-promised future consequence. Monday Punday produces Derek Henwee, Taysam King of the Hill, Xavier Legit, Sam Starnold, Nico Ballins, Laser Mayfield, Skidmark Andrews, Kyle Armed Pits, Breece's Feces, Garrett Won't-son, Rome a Doomsday, Kyler Murr, Carson Steele My FAAB, and Carson Steele My Draft Picks. Mike also announces that Kenneth Walker's Bone Zone returns, although Jason dislikes the matchup, and one unidentified host surprises the other by revealing that he has always privately called Jeremy McNichols 'Sticky McNichols.'
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