Mike's Jack in the Box Thanksgiving
Mike's ideal Thanksgiving replaces the long family drive and traditional meal with football, video games, and an Ultimate Cheeseburger; the awards later formalize it as the Mike Wright special.
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Mike's ideal Thanksgiving replaces the long family drive and traditional meal with football, video games, and an Ultimate Cheeseburger; the awards later formalize it as the Mike Wright special.
Mike's Hungry for More turn demands Ken Bone Walker touches near the goal line and insists it is the Bone Zone, not the Charbon Zone.
A turkey-gobble cue launches the yearly awards, which map fantasy players onto Thanksgiving dishes such as the centerpiece meat, mashed potatoes, burnt rolls, Jack in the Box, and pumpkin pie.
A host asks for a medium level of the show's protective-underpants metaphor before recommending a slate of players he would rarely trust.
After more than an hour and forty minutes, the hosts break out smelling salts to ride the lightning, and Papa Josh joins from Deucers Alley.
Jason's odd turkey-preparation word from the opening is selected more than two hours later as #spatchcock for the signed-memorabilia giveaway.
The Megalodon revives Jason Moore's ornate ironclad, locked-and-loaded, guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker of the Week introduction and rhyming pick delivery.
After losing Fantasy Faceoff, Jason spins Monkey Business and needs repeated instructions to force his head through the confusing monkey costume.
The hosts open with Thanksgiving plans: Jason is preparing his first turkey by removing its backbone, while Mike skips the family drive for football, video games, and Jack in the Box. The annual Turkey Day Awards return with a gobble cue and categories built from holiday dishes. Mike asks Seattle for more Ken Bone Walker touches in the Bone Zone, the show uses its underpants metaphor to grade risky starts, and Parlay Partay assigns crowns and clown hats. Deep into the extra-long episode, the hosts and Papa Josh use smelling salts to stay awake. The accidental word of the day becomes #spatchcock for the signed-memorabilia giveaway, the Boom Boom kicker monologue returns, and Jason loses Fantasy Faceoff before wrestling his head into a monkey costume. The remaining runtime is a complete Week 13 forecast across the Thanksgiving, Friday, Sunday, and Monday games.
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