Mike's Jack in the Box Thanksgiving
Mike's ideal Thanksgiving replaces the long family drive and traditional meal with football, video games, and an Ultimate Cheeseburger; the awards later formalize it as the Mike Wright special.
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Mike's ideal Thanksgiving replaces the long family drive and traditional meal with football, video games, and an Ultimate Cheeseburger; the awards later formalize it as the Mike Wright special.
Mike's Hungry for More turn demands Ken Bone Walker touches near the goal line and insists it is the Bone Zone, not the Charbon Zone.
A turkey-gobble cue launches the yearly awards, which map fantasy players onto Thanksgiving dishes such as the centerpiece meat, mashed potatoes, burnt rolls, Jack in the Box, and pumpkin pie.
A host asks for a medium level of the show's protective-underpants metaphor before recommending a slate of players he would rarely trust.
After more than an hour and forty minutes, the hosts break out smelling salts to ride the lightning, and Papa Josh joins from Deucers Alley.
Jason's odd turkey-preparation word from the opening is selected more than two hours later as #spatchcock for the signed-memorabilia giveaway.
The Megalodon revives Jason Moore's ornate ironclad, locked-and-loaded, guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker of the Week introduction and rhyming pick delivery.
After losing Fantasy Faceoff, Jason spins Monkey Business and needs repeated instructions to force his head through the confusing monkey costume.
The hosts open with Thanksgiving plans: Jason is preparing his first turkey by removing its backbone, while Mike skips the family drive for football, video games, and Jack in the Box. The annual Turkey Day Awards return with a gobble cue and categories built from holiday dishes. Mike asks Seattle for more Ken Bone Walker touches in the Bone Zone, the show uses its underpants metaphor to grade risky starts, and Parlay Partay assigns crowns and clown hats. Deep into the extra-long episode, the hosts and Papa Josh use smelling salts to stay awake. The accidental word of the day becomes #spatchcock for the signed-memorabilia giveaway, the Boom Boom kicker monologue returns, and Jason loses Fantasy Faceoff before wrestling his head into a monkey costume. The remaining runtime is a complete Week 13 forecast across the Thanksgiving, Friday, Sunday, and Monday games.
Yeah, it is. Jason, your top two running backs. My top two running backs are Devon A. Chan and Jemir Gibbs. So I am paying up at the running back position, 7,700, 7,500, respectively. I did not have that combo. I do have Gibbs at 7,500, but I went with Josh Jacobs at home and Lambo. A. Chan Gibbs, baby. Okay. Okay. So we're the same. I can put up like. a really tough face, but I'm terrified of the fact that you guys have agents. I mean, are Josh Jacobs versus Jordan loves? I mean, if Josh Jacobs has a touchdown or two. The monkeys. I mean, you look, you look outrageously good. And the beard. The beard really works with it. Wide receivers. Give them to me. My wide receivers. I've got the, uh, Jaden Reed's stack. Um, did that. Do you zoomed in enough? And, oh, man. So you got Jaden Reed. How much?
He doesn't know. All right. Just read them. Okay, Jane Reed. For 5,700. I've got DJ Moore for 5600 and Waddle for 5,400. I went with C.D. Lamb at 7300 for the PPR points. I went with Keenan Allen trying to reprise the PPR points there at 5100. And I took my shot in the dart in this lineup with Dantavian Wicks at 4200. CD Lamb, of course, I got Cooper Rush. You know I'm going to get put. Put the stack in there. I have Don Tavian Wicks at 4,200. And I have DJ Moore at 5,600. So you guys went more. I went Keenan. Final three, Jason, your tight end, flex, and your defense. Tucker Kraft, to pair with my quarterback at 3,700. I have in my flex another tight end, Jonu Smith at 4,300, and the Lions defense at home against Caleb Williams. I believe they're the most expensive on the Thursday's sleep. How much are they?
3,500. All right. I went Johnny Smith as my tight end at 4,300. My flex is Rico Dowdle at 5500. And then I have the Cowboys defense at home against the Giants at 3,100. I got Johnoo. I got Rico. Yeah. But I got the Miami Dolphins at 2,700 against the Green Bay Packers. All right. That was Fantasy Forecast, presented by Draft King Sportsbook. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app now and use the code ballers. That's the code ballers and take advantage of special daily promotions only on draft kings. The crown is yours. The megaladon is... over Jason, remind him of that hashtag because I can't pronounce it. Oh, it's Spatchcock, baby. Be careful there. Sunday live, don't forget it. Mike will be back, right? You're on Sunday live this Sunday. And we'll be back with the main show on Monday. Enjoy your Thanksgiving weekend. We love you, Foot Clan. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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