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Although Mike cannot attend because he is at Disneyland, he and Papa Josh—called the League of Record's two leading teams—keep making deadline deals, and Mike upgrades his weak quarterback stack until the other hosts admit they are scared.
When the hosts announce Fantasy Faceoff, a Deucer prays for a meteor so the show can switch to catastrophe coverage and immediately cut out.
The temperature drops and the hosts immediately declare Yeti season, predicting another monster Derrick Henry game.
A five-matchup run inside domes receives its own Dome Zone entrance, and Jason celebrates because it ends arguments about snow flurries and wind.
Andy admits he called Maxx Crosby 'Mason Crosby' on a prior show, nobody caught it, and the hosts imagine the longtime Packers kicker getting after the quarterback.
An unlabeled manager says every player received in four trades arrives with either a bomb or illness that activates only in the recipient's environment; Hockenson, Waller, and Gadsden are cited as casualties.
Matt 'Falcon' Pingrey tries to cue a Jake Ferguson tight-end 'Furgatory' pun from Deucers Alley; the hosts reject the first attempt, repeat it, and decide the second delivery is much better.
Kyle asks for time on the five-loss Falcons, takes the microphone as Atlanta's boots-on-the-ground voice, and says fans think every day about drafting Kyle Pitts ahead of Ja'Marr Chase—and all the other great players after him.
Kittle's 23 straight catches trigger a rapid escalation: he must also excel at cards, juggling, stick shift, swimming, tattoos, twelve-foot dunks, bicycle and motorcycle wheelies, and carrying two friends without leaving either behind.
Andy loses Faceoff and spins a pig-themed mask he had originally purchased to humiliate Jason. Because it arrived late, the Wheel sends it back onto Andy, where it makes him look fat, cuts into his eyes and nose, and hurts through unsanded edges.
With Mike gone, each Deucer chooses a position for an all-fades 'hater lineup.' Jeremy reads the entries, naming Matt at quarterback, Papa Josh at running back, and Kyle at wide receiver while Andy struggles inside the mask.
Mike cannot attend because he is at Disneyland, but direct review of the episode video shows the full-size cardboard Jay Griz bear occupying Mike's chair and desk microphone throughout the show. The Wheel of Shame later displays a separate JAY GRIZZ wedge while Jay remains silent.
Jason and Andy host while Mike is explicitly away at Disneyland, Jake is in the building, and the video visibly seats the full-size cardboard Jay Griz bear at Mike's microphone as his silent fill-in. Mike still manages to work the League of Record deadline: he and Papa Josh, described as its two leading teams, make repeated deals before Mike drops a 'Burrow bomb' and scares the hosts with his upgraded roster. The show briefly hopes a meteor will preempt Fantasy Faceoff, declares cold weather to be Derrick Henry's Yeti season, enters a five-game Dome Zone, and revisits Andy accidentally calling pass rusher Maxx Crosby by kicker Mason Crosby's name. One League of Record manager compares players received in four trades to carriers of a bomb or dormant virus because T.J. Hockenson, Darren Waller, and Oronde Gadsden all promptly 'died.' Matt 'Falcon' Pingrey tries to feed the hosts a tight-end 'Furgatory' pun. Kyle comes on mic as Atlanta's boots-on-the-ground fan and says Falcons supporters think every day about drafting Kyle Pitts over Ja'Marr Chase. George Kittle's 23 straight catches trigger an escalating fantasy in which he can juggle, drive stick, dunk on a 12-foot hoop, wheelie for miles, and carry two friends at once. Fantasy Faceoff ends with Andy spinning the Wheel of Shame; the visible wheel itself includes a 'JAY GRIZZ' wedge. It instead lands on a pig/fat-face mask Andy had bought to shame Jason, making it the 'ultimate backfire.' With Mike gone, Jeremy reads choices submitted by Matt, Papa Josh, Kyle, and the other Deucers while Matt laughs at Andy's face and the rigid mask cuts Andy's eyes and nose.
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