Brooks's garbage-can memorabilia
The Megalodon giveaway uses signed memorabilia that Brooks supposedly had lying in his garbage because, the hosts joke, he is wealthy enough to own a hundred of each item.
Main show · November 22, 2023
MEGALODON Episode - Week 12 Matchups, Turkey Day Awards & More! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 11/22
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Jason voices the Turkey Day Awards
The Thanksgiving ritual returns with five awards, a turkey vocal explicitly credited to Jason, and Kyle named as one of the people who selected the winners.
The Mike Wright Jack in the Box Award
The final Turkey Day category is formally called the Mike Wright special and Jack in the Box Award because Mike considers conventional Thanksgiving food outdated.
Permanent steel confidence underpants
The hosts offer three confidence-underpants levels, then describe the base steel pair as rigid, unbreathable, elastic-free, and permanently impossible to remove.
Boom Boom's plane-anus Megalodon chapter
Jason's guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker serial resumes after a prison escape and plane hijacking, only for a Megalodon to bite the plane's 'anus' before a parachute escape with Brandon McManus.
Vermont snow summons the Yeti
A meteorologist-style snow report declares a perfect, scientifically silly correlation between Vermont snowfall and monstrous Derrick Henry games.
Jason leads the banana-dessert constituency
Baker Mayfield's grandmother's banana pudding launches the claim that nobody likes banana desserts more than Jason, followed immediately by the awkward poll 'Do you really like banana desserts?'
Spicy Surprise becomes the Megalodon password
Late in the marathon, the hosts select #spicysurprise for listeners to enter the signed-memorabilia giveaway and immediately wonder what could go wrong using it on X.
Mike suffocates inside the turkey Wheel of Shame
After Mike finishes last in Fantasy Faceoff, the Wheel of Shame assigns a live-turkey look: a foul-smelling latex head whose snood drags across the microphone while he says he cannot breathe.
Episode notes
The 2023 Thanksgiving marathon stages the annual Turkey Day Awards, formally repeats the Mike Wright Jack in the Box award, literalizes start-confidence as permanent steel underpants, and adds another chapter to Jason's ornate Boom Boom Kicker story. The show also jokes that wealthy Brooks treats signed memorabilia like garbage, invokes the Vermont-snow/Derrick Henry Yeti correlation, polls listeners about Jason's beloved banana desserts, converts 'spicy surprise' into the endurance-giveaway hashtag, and punishes Mike with a foul-smelling latex turkey head after he loses Fantasy Faceoff.
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