Top 10 Show Moments of 2025 - Fantasy Footballers Podcast

We pulled the Foot Clan again on the Discord channel for their top sleeper candidates. Number one is Bill from Capitol Hill. Let me ask you. Bill Crosky. Oh, yes. I brought it up a little bit on the Dynasty show. Jason, I am so in. Bill Crosky. Bill Crosky is seven feet tall runs of 4-440. It is how, I think it's important to mention that this is Jacori Kroski Merritt, by the way. Bill Crossy. Bill Crossby could slam revolving doors. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Bill Crossi. He can divide by zero. You've got, you've got, you're cross. He can hear sign language. Bill Kroski's. Yeah, the number one sleeper candidate.

Crosky doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. That's right. Okay, but back to a real question. Bill Crosky can make onions cry. Who do you feel like is the most deserving of the opportunity to do the mailbag drop back there? I think because Falcon did such a good job on the progressive disclaimers. Yeah. That he gets the opportunity again. I think he's earned it, man. I think he's earned it. All right. Well, there's only one way to get there. There you go. Mailbag. Presented by NFL Sunday ticket on YouTube TV. Yes. No editing. Oh, he came in hot. I want to say that felt like a horse kicking me in the face. I want to apologize to our audience. That's not singing. That was not singing. That was not singing. I don't think it'll be.

as bad for everyone. Hopefully you're not in AirPod mode right now. That was like, listeners. That was so loud, I think you could smell his breath. Welcome in. Are you not? It is a good time. Oh, you not? Give him the camera. It's a good time. It's a good time to be Mike. Hatrick Hendo, baby. Oh, yeah, give me that light. Give me that light. Give me those party lights. Yeah. Oh, what a night. It is impossible. It is impossible to describe the current. I mean, let's just, let's just be honest. Mike has his own Triforce going of. Yeah, three touchdowns. And what do you believe about T. Higgins's meat? What? What? His muscles. No, his muscles. His muscles. We're going, thank you.

I'm going to close my eyes and pretend I'm not here. I wanted to say his bones, but he's not breaking bones. He's always pulling muscles. I'm not here. Do you think T. Higgins will be healthy? I still don't know what it meant. What he meant his body. I hope he means not what I heard. That's what I hope. I'm taking T. Higgins. Mike, what are you? I will answer this question. No, don't ask me about T. Higgins. I would take diving deeper. This one comes down to what depth you have at both positions. So I'll, I think I'd, I'd like to keep Bucky. I'll bring the tie with T. Higgins. I mean, the sentence is just unacceptable. It's just stand alone.

Not stand alone. It's just not trying new things. I'm sick of saying soft tissue. Please. Please just say that one. Don't combine those two sentences together. No soft meat. No, no. No. I'm just. All right. Well, I think the answer was T. Higgins. I'm really sure the show is over. It was it was Bucky for me, but the show is definitely, it's definitely over. But also in the game, you're getting sweat. You're probably getting saliva on each other on accident. Yeah, but getting drooled on is not. How many games do you get for punching a dude in the nards? Oh, okay, because yesterday straight up.

Just a nard attack. Lower down, uppercut to the sack. Right in the nard wall. If you didn't see this, that was after the game. Nothing you said was inaccurate. No, it was unbelievable. I've never seen anything like when Kyle Shanahan comes out and says literally, he's like, what do you have to say to Juan Jennings for going and attacking him? He goes, yeah, it was a cheap shot. He punched him in the balls. I'm really proud of Juan Jennings. Well, he's like I'm proud that he didn't go. nuclear yeah he didn't like do the karate kid kick it was borderline you get on one knee and whoopah it was like i would like to propose just kidding you're hitting it was unbelievable monday september 29th jason hasn't spoken yet jason is in a mood my friends i am not i am not happy

like we're a family friendly show but we might not be this is a real this is a this is a real issue i was uh looking through the monday pun days and i was like i don't think i'm gonna be allowed to talk on today's episode i am good it was i'm like you're gonna jeremy you got that bleep button over there jason is i mean we're 11 years into the show and when a weekend goes bad it's just as unnerving and upsetting as it was in day one jason so i will say this i i come in today thinking knowing feeling that like i jean i have a genuine do you want me to read your quote hatred for fantasy football like i don't like it i decided i'm not going to speak on today's show due to hating fantasy football thank you for your consideration no more questions at this time eight 10 this morning public statement from jason's team i will admit this though

The feelings I have inside myself, which are incalculable, prove that I love this game. Like I have such a strong passion and care so much that I want to carve it out of my life like a cancer. I just want to be like, get rid of this stupid game. But you can't want to rip my head off. Jason was in a bad place and then right before the show started. He chugged about 200 milligrams of caffeine. Yes, I did. And threw the can across the room. This is a show 1,844 of just this show. We do spitballers. We do the dynasty show. We do the footcast. Well over 3,000 shows. We'll just go with that. Sure. Never before has somebody just not shown up. And so we started by saying, well,

We knew Jason had headed up north yesterday after work. He had to meet somebody up at his cabin in Prescott, Arizona. And then we didn't hear from him. And that's not normal. And then we thought we'd make fun of him. But then we're like, what if something's wrong? And sure enough, that turned into like, where is Jason? And is he okay? It escalated. He didn't answer the phone. His wife. Couldn't get him. Was unaware of what was happening this morning. Any of the family tracker situations that a lot of us that we couldn't figure that out. And the irony is with the cardboard bear, there are bears up there. I mean, that became a real, that was at least one of the possibilities. You were worried about the bear? I just figured, I mean, it was one of the things, the dangers up north. We say all this because Jason is okay. Yeah. I mean, he's violently ill. Good.

Because there was a room of grown adult men who were about to be violently ill. We were really, it was intense in here. Al Borland, how are you doing over there? How's your heart rate? It's better. It's still higher than normal. We transitioned from, to the point of, is Jason okay to let's talk waivers. So here we are. But Jason is simultaneously okay and not okay. He apparently. I got really sick last night and slept through everything and all the phone calls and all the drive to the office and all of that. But yeah, get well soon, Jason. Get well soon, everybody here mentally. Welcome, man. Oh, man. Andy's in a good, good place. Oh, man, it feels good to not be the one melting down. I hate...

The Cardinals so much. I don't deserve this. No one here deserves this. This was a public embarrassment of the franchise in a manner incomprehendable. It started with a snap into the face of Kyla Murray. That's where it all began. The Cardinals were up 21 to 3 and they're on the 25. Snap it right into your face. Uh-huh. All right. Summary of the career of Kyler Murray. 21 to 6. We're in the lead. Fourth quarter. Amari DiMarcato takes it. 73. It takes it 70. I think it was going to be a 76 air touchdown. He took it to about the 60 of the 75 and just stops. He literally slowed down then. That's when he slowed down. He had a gap between him and the defender and decides I'm going to run slower.

When he starts slowing down, I'm not worried about him being the dumbest person on earth. No, you're worried about the defender coming in. He tries and he didn't reach it. Barely, the defender almost reached the ball to knock it out. Goodbye seven points. Didn't need to. Goodbye. Why are NFL players paid professionally dropping the ball when they run to the end zone? But don't worry. It's okay. You're still up 21 to 6 in the fourth quarter against the league's worst offense and the worst quarterback in the worst situation. They instantly run down the field and score seven points. Just two seconds later, they're down the field. It's fine, though. They had missed the extra point. You're now down nine. We can't lose. You can't lose that game. It's embarrassing, but we're not in a position where we could actually lose.

And our defense, we're going to, yeah. Thank you. There you go. Let's continue. This is the sound effects that we're happening on the next play when we give up. Like, first of all, our offense does nothing. Our offense has no plans. You're up 100 points according to our offense. Let's just run it with Michael Carter three times. You're idiot. You drafted a guy top five at wide receiver. You have the second highest pay tied in in the league at a great quarterback. So don't target them. Take your two backup running backs and hand the ball off right up. Oh, they're not backups. They're backups to the backups. They're backups to the backup. Got injured.

But don't even stop there. Let's let them drive the field. But guess what? Let's make it. Let's intercept the ball. Oh, but when we got it, how about we kick it around a little bit? How about we drop it? We just kick it into their end zone. Yeah, kick it around backwards into the end zone for an old man Tyler Lockett to recover it over your 75 defenders. It's okay. We're still up, Andy. We're up two points. We're still up. Couple first downs. Couple first. Let's give the ball to the stupid backup running backs right up the middle. Over and over and over. It wasn't like the clock was the real.

problem here. Just get a first down. But you still only have to stop the worst team in the league. All you got to do is not give up like a 60 yard play. That's it. To a guy that was hurting who didn't do anything all season long. Yeah, just put one safety back there. Man, you'll be fine. But don't worry, you could let Tony Poller score on his run. Oh, yeah. Tackle him at the two so they could kick a field going you have no timeouts. Man, brilliant. Brilliant. Brilliant. Cam scataboo. Woo! Wow. The tongue jangling everything. Okay. You, uh, you doing all right there, Cam? Feel great, man. Yeah, you already getting better? Yeah. I, I, I, everything is good. I'm gonna be back soon. Yeah, that's a little, that's a few too many bottles on the desk. Woo! Eating dubs? Eating dubs? Eat my crayons. I fix my. Yeah, your head check.

Yeah, yeah, I could try. I could try. Okay. Let me try. Let me try. Let me try for it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I feel a lot better now. You feel better. Ooh. Oh, I could use a smelling salt. Oh, my. Incoming. Woo. Oh, no. Go to his camera. All right. Oh, there it goes. Oh, he's still. He's still recovering. Woo. Oh, you got one bottle left if you made it. All right. Okay. All right. We did it. Okay. One of the things that we do here every day, it's how we build the team is we buy lunch for everybody, every day. And most of the time that's through DoorDash. So we, we, every day everybody puts an order in. We got, you know, the, the Falcon and Papa Josh and Al and the three of us and our dev team and Jake. And, you know, we're.

ordering every day door dash door dash door dash and i you know i go and i look at our credit card statement i'm like these are just you know door dash doorda and then i go wait a minute something's wrong yeah there's some there's some weird charges. And I start asking poor Al over there, I go, are you accidentally using the company card for your personal home door to? Were you doing that? No, sir. Yeah, we were in Chicago. We get the message, hey, my, Andy, did you guys order whatever it was? Shake shack. Yeah, do you order shake? Some places that I don't, I don't remember getting them for lunch. There's no shake shack next to me. I wish. Did we ever get shake shack here at the office? No, never got shake. Huh, there's a bunch of shake shack. But shake check was certainly ordered on our car. Yeah.

And then suddenly it begins to unravel. You know who knows all of these places? BJ's restaurant and pokey bar and shake shack. There's one individual in the office that does know. He's like, oh, I like all those places. He's like, I'm very familiar. Turns out. Foot Clan. The string. Do we just, Andy just kept pulling the string on the sweater. The string of fraud. And I keep pulling it. And lo and behold, this is as of like two weeks ago, all the way back to last August, the Falcon has somehow left our company card in his personal door dash for six months. 48 orders. 40, it's not like you. How did you not be like, man, this is free. I'm never getting charged.

$2,082.36. You used our card 48 times and didn't notice. It would have been 48 more guys. Oh, a thousand to more. I mean, he clearly does not pay attention. I found this much to his benefit because he to his, you know, he cut us a check. Yeah. The net. Oh, yeah. He was loaded. He's like, man, I've had free food for months. I think it was more of an intervention that happened because I think he deleted the app. Oh, good for you. It wasn't even his company card. It was mine. That's right. They'll never catch me. They'll think it's Jeremy. Oh, my goodness, Falcon. Again, how is he here? How is he working here? We, you know, we looked into it and.

He's just an idiot. Yeah, that is what, yeah. The investigation yielded the results that. Guilty. That's being a moron. That wasn't, nothing nefarious. Right. He's just dumb. Any final words? I mean, do you have anything you want to weigh in on for the hundreds of thousands of people that are watching you get bodied right now? Nah, I'm an idiot. Okay.