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Thanksgiving compresses the supporter schedule: the Footcast comes out early and Spotify Live's Party Room moves to Tuesday at 3 p.m. Pacific. Its unstoppable billing flows directly into a lipless-shark Megalodon sound.
A listener suggests naming the long episode after Megalabowl, prompting the hosts to insist that Megalodon came first and Megalabowl derived from it. They date the annual giant show to roughly seven or eight years, treat the genealogy as essential knowledge, and jokingly credit their years of Megalodon hype for the creature's resurgence in museums, Discovery programming, and Jason Statham movies.
Samaje Perine becomes 'Samage P. Ryan' and then 'Samajet 3Rine.' The exchange sarcastically awards Andy full originality credit, immediately points back to Twitter, and connects the joke to the similarly misguided mega-show suggestion.
The hosts accuse Mike of logging into other accounts to rage-drop Taysom Hill, then imagine a Sleeper button that removes Hill from every roster; Mike says he would have pressed it long ago. When Hill's quarterback snaps make him valuable at tight end, the debate declares the platform's eligibility unethical but exploiting its rule ethical.
Megalodon jams the Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday shows into one pre-Thanksgiving episode. Listeners must survive the whole show to find a hashtag born from its shenanigans, try to trend it beyond a prior No. 2 finish behind Thanksgiving, and enter to win autograph gear selected by Brooks.
The show compresses its supporter schedule ahead of Thanksgiving: the Footcast arrives early and Spotify Live's Party Room moves to Tuesday because it cannot be stopped. That produces a key piece of show taxonomy. After a listener suggests naming the giant Wednesday episode after Megalabowl, the hosts publicly explain that the annual Megalodon came first, has run for roughly seven or eight years, and inspired Megalabowl—not the reverse. A shark's lack of lips excuses its poor pronunciation, while the hosts jokingly credit their own hype for Megalodon's resurgence across museums, Discovery programming, and Jason Statham movies. During waivers, Samaje Perine becomes both 'Samage P. Ryan' and 'Samajet 3Rine'; one host claims to have invented the latter before the others immediately credit Twitter. Mike's Taysom Hill grievance continues when he says he would press a button to drop Hill from every Sleeper roster. The desk then debates whether using Hill at tight end while he takes quarterback snaps is unethical, finally declaring the platform unethical but the manager's exploitation ethical. The closing announcement fully documents the Megalodon ritual: Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday material is jammed into one pre-Thanksgiving show; listeners must finish it to discover a hashtag born from on-show shenanigans; the audience tries to make it trend after previously reaching No. 2 behind Thanksgiving; and hashtag users enter for Brooks-selected autograph gear. One host accidentally says everyone will win, producing 'we're broke' before the correction to an entry drawing.
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