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The live opening thanks Al Borland for enormous production work, assigns him both everything visible and everything that goes wrong, and summons Brooks/Judge Giamatti behind the desk. The produced card gives the exact roster: Brooks/Judge Giamatti with gavel, Jeremy/Owl Borland in plaid with hammer, and Kyle/The Borgogon inside a monster-flower collar.
Sweaty before the live show, Mike admits he skipped Peloton but completed burger, sandwich, and steak training, then spent the previous hour spinning in front of an industrial fan whose literal sign says THE BIG FAN.
The hosts say the Foot Clan, UDK and live-show participation, and fantasy winnings have raised $250,000 for St. Jude over seven years. They thank the audience, then puncture the sincerity by joking that it was probably mostly the hosts.
The live screen turns boom-bust Gabe Davis into Smash Mouth, with only the big hit worth streaming; Mike casts his former champion Antonio Gibson as Green Day's American Idiot comeback and reclaims him; Jason makes Gino Smith Miley Cyrus through Hannah Montana and Wrecking Ball, then insists both are genuinely good.
The desk reads Dallas saying it neither plans on, counts on, nor wishes for Trey Lance's help. Mike is visibly hurt, keeps Lance for now, and revisits the idea that cutting him would plant a roster-clogging dynasty landmine for someone else—even though third-string status may ruin the trap.
Immediately after Andy was made to profess belief in Jerry Jeudy, the show reports a multi-week hamstring injury and answers, 'Reaper's going to reap.'
Mike projects the established overweight Thor image and identifies it as Josh Jacobs. The room gives the intentionally stupid bit light applause; the hosts then argue that Fat Thor eventually gets in shape and dominates the movie.
The hosts call every historical live-show bold prediction perfectly accurate, then immediately admit they focus on the predictions that hit. Andy later offers to edit player names out of the recording so a threshold with different players can earn him partial credit.
The hosts honor a doctor who flew from Scotland solely for the Megalashow as the listener who started the show's bonjour bit nine years earlier.
Jason's promised personal T-shirt cannon was actually charged to the company card. After successful opening shots, he later arms it without loading the shirt, produces the first recorded cannon explosion with nothing inside, follows with a limp result, and threatens to crank it hard enough to cost insurance money. The close tells him to load the shirt next time.
Mike peels back the curtain and says Jason spent about an hour at soundcheck doing an old Adam Thielen impression: 'My bones are brittle boys. Don't throw me the ball.' The conversation then calls Jason Jay, with direct video still centered on him.
A suggestion that Jason should have predicted 55 touchdowns becomes an explicit 55 shout-out, and the complete storyboard verifies the recurring black-and-white FIFTY FIVE graphic over the live desk.
The hosts ask Al for lights on the people, and the audience performs the Mailbag cue together before listeners take the floor microphone. When the final mic is empty, the desk calls Josh to identify the approaching participant in a Keenan jersey. The post-show Q&A is then promised as Thursday's podcast.
Complete review of all 60 storyboard sheets plus targeted direct-video frames shows the three regular hosts alone at the live Palace Theatre desk: Mike left in a white-and-pink patterned shirt and backward light cap, Jason center in black with glasses, and Andy right in black. No Jay Griz name, drop, image, cardboard cutout, physical bear, missing host, denied-speaking-role parallel, Listener League detail, or transcript-supported Megalabowl canon occurs. The opening has green lasers, purple curtains, smoke, a large screen, and a rifle-sized launcher. Jason fires into the crowd, then Brooks/Judge Giamatti is summoned behind the desk. The produced WITH THE DUCERS card labels Brooks as JUDGE GIAMATTI with a gavel, Jeremy as OWL BORLAND in plaid with a hammer, and Kyle as THE BORGOGON inside a monster-flower collar. Al is thanked for production work and jokingly assigned everything that goes wrong. Mike admits he trained for the live show with burgers, sandwiches, and steak instead of Peloton, then spent an hour spinning in front of an industrial fan literally labeled THE BIG FAN. The Foot Clan, live shows, UDK, and celebrity-league winnings are credited with raising $250,000 for St. Jude over seven years before the hosts jokingly reclaim most of the credit. A projected player-musician parade turns boom-bust Gabe Davis into Smash Mouth, Mike's champion Antonio Gibson into comeback-era Green Day, and Jason's Gino Smith into Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Wrecking Ball. Mike later holds Trey Lance as a dynasty landmine despite Jerry Jones saying Dallas neither plans on nor wishes for his help. Andy's newly professed Jerry Jeudy belief is immediately followed by a hamstring injury and 'Reaper's going to reap.' Mike projects the established Fat Thor image over the stage for Josh Jacobs. The live-show bold-prediction ritual says every prediction has always been accurate because only the hits are remembered. A doctor who flew from Scotland is honored as the listener who started the show's bonjour bit nine years earlier. Jason admits the cannon promised as a personal purchase was actually charged to the company card, then later arms it without loading a shirt, fires nothing, follows with a limp launch, and threatens to cost insurance money after the show. Andy openly says that if three unnamed receivers hit his threshold, he will edit the clip to remove his wrong names and claim partial credit. Mike reveals that Jason spent roughly an hour at soundcheck doing an old Adam Thielen voice—'My bones are brittle boys. Don't throw me the ball'—before the desk again shortens Jason to Jay. A spoken 55 shout-out receives the real FIFTY FIVE overlay. Al raises the audience lights for the communal Mailbag drop; near the end Josh is called to queue the final participant at the empty microphone. The post-show audience Q&A is scheduled to become Thursday's podcast, and Jason is told to load a shirt before using the cannon again.
Ladies and gentlemen, the fantasy footballers. We got something playing. We got a green man over here. Hey, what's up, Los Angeles? What's going on? Feeling tonight. Jason, you all right? Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. Hey, that's my bad. Oh, my God. Oh, one more? One more for the crowd. This is ridiculous. Hey, hey, Jay.
Jay, we gotta shoot it too. You gotta make them earn this one. Which sex, what section wants this t-shirt? Who wants it? Apparently nobody. Oh wait, what do you do? Okay, here we go. Three, two. That made quite the sound. You'd, you'd be surprised how expensive a t-shirt can it is. So we had to get our use. Worth every penny? I think I shot like. Welcome to the Megalus show. Eight shots. Oh man. You beautiful people. Thank you for coming out. Thank you, Andy. The deucers are here. Yeah, baby. Al Borland in the back. Owl, keeping it down for us this week. Yeah, give it up for Al. That dude has done so much work on this show. Everything you see, everything that goes wrong, that guy right there. Yes. And the judge. The judge, the judge, Giamati, Brooks is back here. Brooks, come out here. Come out here. Come out here.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You guys ready for a show? I guess that means we're ready. We ready back there? Al. Let's go. Fantasy Footballers podcast with your host, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. Welcome, man, to the Megalish show. Mike can't even handle it. My heart rate's really high, guys. Your heart rate. Are you getting alerts on the watch?
I didn't do enough ballot. Oh, man. I was not ready for this. Welcome to the Megalus show live in Los Angeles. Thank you everybody for being here. The Megalus show brought to you by our good friends, sponsored by Underdog Fantasy. We love them. How many basketball drafts are we doing people? Yeah, yeah. Jason will be doing one in the middle of the show. I think I'm on the clock. We've been very busy getting ready for this show. I hope I didn't auto draft too much. Nope, I'm good. And your sweat level is maximum. It's out of control. I'm, I'm sweaty. I'm overweight. I did not do any of the Peloton training. I did do burger training. I did sandwich training. I did steak. Went tremendously. I finished every course. You powered through? Powered through. He's been spinning the last one hour in front of a big fan downstairs. That's not. No, no, no, no. This thing literally has a sign on it that says the big fan. Is a industrial huge fan?
And I am a fan of it. You're a fan of the fan. I am a fan of that fan because I am hot. Do we have some people out here with the UDK? What about you said he gave us an X. Does he give us a plus over there? Oh, yeah. The plus out there. The UDK. The UDK.S. Yeah, it's certainly going on out there. Yeah, these are our people. I know there are people. But one thing that I wanted to say, thank you to all of you for picking up the UDK, for coming to the live shows, for contributing because we're hitting a mark.
We are. $250,000 raise for St. Jude over the last seven years. I mean, that's. And that's from the generosity of the foot clan. And we're really proud of that. Yeah, that's your guys is doing. You guys, we really appreciate you. We did some. We won, we won some fantasy. That is true. We did win some titles in some celebrity leagues and got some extra kish. But for the most part, it's our fans. Thank you. Thank you very much. Actually, now that I think about it. Oh, God. It's probably mostly us, Mike. I think you're right. But fans, you guys are all so great. Well, let's get it going. We got a quick question. Let's go. We're going to have some fun with this. Your job is to compare a player to a Mike's already laughing. Look, they know it's a live show, so they know that there's a ridiculous bit about to happen. Accurate. Compare a player to a famous band or musician. Nice. I guess I'm going to start it.
after I take this sip of water. Yeah. I guess I control everything, so I'm going to start everything. Gabe Davis. Ooh, he's a babe. Gabe the babe. Babe Davis. Who's also going to be great this here? Gabe Davis is basically... You may not like this then. Smash mouth! Oh, man, the beard on the beard. The beard on the beard. Look, Gabe Davis is like smash mouth because he's got a few hits. They're big hits. They're big hits. The four touchdown game in the playoffs. Oh, they sucked me right in. Yeah. Yeah. It plays in your head. There's children. You've got the 98-yard touchdown week five last year. Sure. And just like Smashout, those songs that get stuck in your head and they play over and over and over again. In fact, All Star has been played a billion times on Spotify. People just keep playing it. Impressive.
A few big hits, a few big plays. Hold on. That's Kyle's stat. A billion. A billion. A billion streams for... A billion streams. Hey now. Which? He's an all-star. What are we doing with our lives? But just like Smash Mouth, I don't want to buy the whole album. Yeah, that's right. You just want to stream that one track. I'll just stream the hit. And maybe I'll play it at parties, but that's like best ball to me. Yeah, yeah. It's a great best ball pick. I don't want it added to my playlist this year. I don't want to buy the album and I'm not going to that concert. So I'm afraid Gabe Davis is like smash mouth. I'm sorry. And that beard, man. Yeah. It would work Schneider. It's beard. I've never seen like a soul patch upon a beard. That's this is a first for me. It can be done. So Mike. All right.
What do you got for us? So, you know, sometimes there's an underground band and they come out guns blazes. Just a great smash first record. You like those bands. Oh, we all do. But like, but they're underground. And your friend's telling you, your friends telling you then boom, radios nonstop. Are you the friend in this situation? Of course I'm the friend. Of course. I know all the cool music before. It's cool. Man, that's my job. Look at it. And that's why Antonio Gibson is. Green Day. There he is. That's a look. I mean, he's not playing any chords. No, no, no. The technique on the guitar is questionable. Dare I say beginner level, I'm sorry, Antonio Gibson. But here's what I mean by that. Underground, only your best friend was telling you you need to draft Antonio Gibson as a rookie. I pointed it to myself for the people on the audio podcast. Superstar. Second album, you're like, it's...
pretty good but i'm i'm a little concerned and then catastrophe a couple good songs here and there and you're like oh no oh no this band has absolutely fallen apart and you're trying to pitch them yeah and you don't got the heart to do it anymore and your original friends like no just stay strong just stay strong And then out of nowhere, American Idiot hits the airwaves, and they are back in such a big way that you cannot say that this is not one of the most famous and impactful rock bands of all time. And that's my points, ladies and gentlemen. This year is American Idiot? 2003, my champion, not your champion. Wait, you're taking him back? Not your champion. He's my champion. He's my champion.
is Antonio Gibson becomes an American idiot, and that sounds really bad. But it's really good. But I mean it is good. Yeah, it's so bad that it's good. So there it is. All right. All right. I like it. I like it. All right. They were chanting your name, Jason. It's your turn. Makes sense, but. They know something good is about to happen. Well, something bad's about to happen. We'll find out. I want to bring up a player. that i don't think we talk enough about doesn't get enough respect maybe we'll see i want to talk about gino smith hey and of course this is that's this is this is a mixed room well that's fine this is pretty obvious i think you're all you know clearly gino smith as a musician is clearly myly cyrus yeah
Look at that hair. There he is. That beautiful hair. Obvious, obviously. I know it's so obvious. Because he came in like a wrecking ball last year. He sure did last year. But here's, there's a lot more than just the wrecking ball. Okay, basically both Miley Cyrus and Gino Smith started their career as someone else. You know what I mean? Like Henry Cyrus was Hannah Montana and Gino Smith sucked. That was his Hannah Montana here. That was his Hannah Montana. Who's on the Disney Channel in New York? And they spent, you know, a large chunk of their careers mostly being made fun of. Oh, no. Gino was the butt of a joke. But then this last season, he comes in like a wrecking ball. And here's the real comparison. Uh-oh. If I'm going to be honest. You should. There's a lot of people. Dino Smith is like Miley Cyrus in that.
He's actually really good. And so is Miley. Look, you can hate all you want, but Miley's a genius. You've admitted so much in that last sentence. Yeah. Wow. So, yeah, Gino Smith's going to have a great year. He's got great weapons. Miley Cyrus is just going to keep coming out with bangers, you know. Talent, talent, knows talent. I think they agree with you. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Mike does because he's drafting him everywhere. Yes. Yes. I'm in on Gino Smith. He's good. I don't know about the Miley part. What you're saying, you don't know if Miley Cyrus is good. I mean, I'm aware of wrecking ball. All right. Hey, we have, by good fortune, some serious news to talk about. No, we don't. Hit it, Al. News and notes from around the league. Presented by USAA Insurance.
Now, I'm not going to say that I'm pleased that we get to have this discussion in front of a thousand people, but I'm very pleased that we get to have this discussion in front of a thousand people. Okay. We could all comment on the Tray Lance situation, but there's one person I really want to hear from. Trey Lance to the Cowboys, not for a third round pick. Oh, yeah, I was way off. For one of those measly fourths. Let me get your thoughts, Mike. Oh, yes. Take the spotlight. So, it's not great. He gets a fresh start. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Um, there's a starting quarterback, Dak Prescott, who's pretty good, the team likes him. What about, like, dynasty teams? What do they, what do they do? Well, I mean, just, well, here, I'm going to give you a quote from, uh, Jerry Jones. Jerry Jones said,
The idea of Lance playing a significant role this year for the Cowboys is unlikely. Hold on. Wait, that's not the big. No, it gets so much worse. Okay. All right. Quote, I don't want to plan on, count on, or wish for help from him this year. Oh, no. Oh, get bodied. Oh. Like, you just trade it for him, dude. Like, pump the guy up. The guy needs some confidence. And Trey wanted out. So, so here's the, here, here's my actual fantasy advice. He was in a much better situation in San Francisco. He would have played. Like here's, we all think that Brock Purdy is the guy and is good, but there is a chance that Brock Purdy falls on his face. Like, there, there is a chance. Their backup is Sam Darnold.
0% chance that that could go wrong. What could go wrong with Sam Donald is your backup? So now he's buried on the Cowboys for multiple years. Dak Prescott, I looked at the contract. There's no way out. There is no way out for the Dallas Cowboys. Not that they want out. They just they brought Tray Lance in. They're hoping that he could become a backup who they quote, don't want to plan on or wish for help from. I had not heard that till this moment, and I'm literally sad for Tray Lance. Like, what? Why is Jerry got to do that? We don't wish for help. You brought him in to help your team. This poor guy. So if you're in Dynasty, it's over. Yeah. So, so let me, let me, I've got two points to make here. The first is you were talking about how a week so ago before he became the third string. Yeah.
You were, let's call it, half joking that if you were to cut him in a dynasty league, you would basically be putting a landmine out for someone else to pick him up and have to clog their roster with him. But then he became third string and it was like, I don't even know. I don't even know if it's worth that. Right now, do you try to trade him away for anything? You get a third round pick or... Fourth? Yeah. Or... move on from him or are you just holding what what's what's the prescription here you get you get a fourth when you get a fourth when you get a three round rookie yeah yeah three round rookie draft ask for a fourth so let me ask you probably get that are you clamoring to to roster cooper rush in your dynasty leagues he's not on my single quarterback leagues no sir no well then tray lance look the here's the honest truth is i have no freaking idea
He's on my roster for now. What's wild is those two guys, Shanahan and Lynch, would be fired if they didn't hit on Purdy in the seventh round. Yes. And now they're probably going to win a Super Bowl. The other point I want to make is more addressed to the Foot Clan because my goodness, y'all were salty on X. There were two groups. There were... the mic lovers and the mic detractors when this trade went through no no they were on both sides michael no it's all mike love on twitter and so in your time like sure yeah so some people were saying it took me just now to realize you were talking about twitter yeah sorry on twitter i was like who's what's x is here on twitter dot com yeah um go on but like
You know, Andy and I were saying there's no way he'd get a third round pick, a day two draft capital. And then, you know, like I'd offer a seventh or a six round pick. And then he got a fourth. And so some people came to your side and were like, you were so close. You said, he got a fourth. Yeah. And then other people were fighting those people in threads and being like, they were right. They didn't get a day two draft capital. And here's what I want to say. Take lock. Here's what I want to say. Andy and I were totally right. And here's why. Because there was apparently interest from a lot of different teams. Buffalo was in. Yeah. I think there were five rumored teams that had made offers. And they were all sixth round picks, conditionally a fifth. That Dallas came in to win the day by offering a fourth, which was better than what everyone was offering. Yeah. And that's a day three draft capital is so.
I know that like we talk about with rookie running backs. There's a lot of talk to prove how right he is. Yeah, it's important. I hear you. And so we talk a lot about the difference from a day two pick and a day three pick for running backs, the third and fourth. But I just want people to know we were right. Yeah. Everybody understands. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You all understand? Nope. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They get it. Okay. More unfortunate news before some good news. Jerry Judy. Yeah. You had to talk him up, Andy. You had to talk him up. Reaper's going to reap. It was just so weird because you made me profess that I believed in him. Yeah, well, that was the question. Hamstring is going to miss several weeks. It could be bad. No, Tim Patrick, is the renewal of Russell Wilson even possible? What do we think? It's far less likely now. Russell Wilson.
So, but here's the actual, the fantasy thing is, look, don't buy, yeah, the second string tied end for the Denver Broncos. Oh, no. Good luck. Dulcich is going to be just fine. Good luck. But for Jerry Judy, the real actionable advice is like, this, this sucks. It's really bad to get a multi-week hamstring injury right at the beginning of the year because he's going to be doing everything he can. He's going to force his way back on the field. Your risk of re-injury is massive. And it's just the, it's not that he can't. It's that the probability is so against him, as we've seen with players time after time after time, who have the big hamstring injury right now. So it's, it really just, it feels bad. It's not to say that he can't come back and be very good this year. If he was going to be good, he's going to be good. We saw that with Keenan Allen last year, right? Keenan Allen came back the second half of last year. But if you draft, if you drafted Keenan Allen.
It was miserable. You had to wait way too long. He came back, got re-injured. So this is where it's like, I think Jerry Judy can have a really good second half of the season, but I don't want to participate in the road to get there. I'll pick him up on. Waivers. Corlin Sutton seems like he could actually be very relevant now. Tim Patrick is down. Jerry Judy is down. I think at this point, they're just going to stink again. I mean, Sean Payton was like. He's hedging. Yes, that was the biggest takeaway of all the, we didn't really talk about it on the show, but all of his like attacking Nathaniel Hackett and then we had Aaron Rogers come to his coach's defense, but it's like, you're pretty much a Hall of Fame coach and you're at a brand new team. You took a whole bunch of cash to go there and immediately like, well, this other guy messed things up so bad. So if it's, if I'm not good, you blame that guy. I know, I know. It was ridiculous.
Could have used Tim Patrick and Jerry Judy. Yeah. You want good news? Yeah. Josh Jacobs is back, baby. Oh, yeah. Get it, Mike. Get it, Mike. Hey, I like it. Get it, Mike. I like it. Okay, Josh Jacobs is back. He's been paid a little bit more money. Okay. He even tweeted he's back, so he's excited. Yep. He's back for fantasy, Jason, just like you predicted. Yeah, I mean, we were saying, um, With the new CBA, people don't really hold out. I'm a little bit more scared of Jonathan Taylor, not because of the holdout, but because of the unknown around the injury. Maybe he's not injured at all. Maybe he's super injured. We just don't know when that scares me and there's other good players there. With Josh Jacobs, it was just he's holding out. And it's like, well, he's not going to hold out.
He's going to play football. It's going to happen. It's going to be for the Raiders. So we told people draft them. I hope you did when you had your opportunity for him drop into the second and third. Do you think he goes back to the first? I think he'll be, no. It's funny because this is so close to the draft weekend, this weekend, and next weekend. He probably will stay in the second round. And so I think he's going to be a phenomenal value. If you're drafting this weekend or next weekend and he's in the second round, I would absolutely grab him. He's on a one-year contract where they're going to give him the same workload. I don't think he's going to, you know, rush for 1,800 yards and be some unbelievable monster. Last year was the best year of Josh Jacobs career. But he's going to touch the ball 350 times so long as he comes in in shape, I think we're good to go. Which, speaking of that, Ian Rappaport. Okay. Just tweeted out. We have a picture of him working out.
Coming back? Yeah, yeah. Do we have that? Do we have that? It's such a stupid bit. It's such a stupid bit. What he's talking about? The light smattering of applause tells me that the people love that bit. The light smattering. There it is. There it is. For those listening at home, Mike threw up a fat thor picture. Oh, that's Josh Jacobs. I told you. Wow. That Thor is on the screen. Yeah. I just wonder if Fat Thor is going to keep the ADP in the second round if you're spreading this dirty rumor about Josh Jacobs. He's in great shape, 2,000 yards. I'm just asking questions. To be fair, and to be honest, which I don't think, Mike, you're being. Well, Fat Thor is still up there. Yeah, well, my point is if you watch a whole movie, Fat Thor gets in shape and dominates. Oh, that's true. So he's fine. Okay. Josh Jacobs is back. My dynasty team is breathing easier.
Yeah, who's got Josh Jacobs in their dynasty roster? Congratulations. And who overpaid for Samir White when they were a little scared? Yeah. Just you. Just me. All right, that was today's news and notes presented by USAA Insurance. Learn more at USAA.com slash insurance. It is time for some bold predictions. Ridiculously bold predictions. They didn't know what was going to happen. No, I mean, that's a... They didn't know we were about to get spicy. No, real spicy. And one of the things about this show, and we love doing the show live. We've done the show live a handful of times. One of the things that's great about it is it's always been perfectly accurate. Yeah. Every one of our bold predictions historically have come true. I crushed last year. Did you? Yeah. Let me guess. You remember. Yeah. It was Chris Olave over Michael Thomas. That worked out. Okay.
To be fair, we've had some. Oh, yeah, I said Brady was going to stink. We actually did. We have had some hits on this. Historically speaking, I've called a lot of teams that implode. You had, you had Austin Eckler's breakout when he was unknown. We've had, we've had some hits, and that's all we'll focus on. Because these are bold, we're trying to be spicy here, people. So what is happening? We're singing a song? Like, is there a flash mob happening right now? I can't tell because I can't see them. You're up first, Andy? I'm going to go first with my super accurate, guaranteed, correct. Remember you heard it here. Bold prediction. We're on the wrong coast. This team hasn't had a quarterback with a winning record in more than a decade. This team, in their 64 years of history, has had one head coach who stayed more than one season and had a winning record.
This team has been a basement dweller. They've been easy fodder for the jokes. But the New York Jets are going to win the Super Bowl. They're going to win it all. Yes. Yes. Fill your hearts with AIDS. You mean. I ain't no pander bear. I just tell the truth. It's on, it's on the newspaper. All right. All right. Let's hear the case. First, there's no way to overcome that reaction. Second of all, what this means for fantasy when they win the Super Bowl is that every single one of their key players is going to outperform their ADP, which means Aaron Rogers in the 10th round with the darkness retreats, draft him.
You wait, you draft him. Dalvin Cook, seventh round pick, draft him. They think I'm in a darkness retreat. No, you, we're supporting you right now. Thank you, Mike. Let's go. I didn't realize there was this much Jets hate. I told you, we're on the wrong coast. Let me ask you this. Hold on, hold on. Did you hate the Red Sox before they won anything? We hate them to this day. All they did was lose. Did you hate the Cubs when they had? No. World Series. Also, Jason. They just hate out here. Sidebar. I'm cutting Andy out of this conversation. Who is he talking about? I have no idea who these teams are. It's baseball. These people love baseball. To answer your question, no, I did not hate these random made-up names you're talking about. The dragons. Did you hate the dragons? Yeah.
You can even, and I'm going to tell you, Mike, who's your nasty boy at the end of the draft? It's Fergillus. It's Jake Ferguson, right? You know who else is a nasty boy? Tyler Conklin. Tyler Conklin's a nasty boy. Hold on. You don't want to win your league or do you want to just boo? See, this is the problem. Yeah, they just want to boo. We don't want to win the league. They want to do both. That's fair. Okay, fine. I'm going to skip to a wild stat that will persuade you. Probably not, but I'm going to try. Over the last three years, I don't know if you guys even know this. An Aaron Rogers pass attempt is worth more fantasy points than any other quarterback at all. Over the last what timeline? Over the last three years. And that includes. Boo your facts. Boo facts. Oh, now we're talking. That includes last year in Green Bay.