Monday Punday’s Christmas list
The episode frames playoff pain before the puns include Kenneth Walking Boot, Travesty Kelsey, Gus backwards, AJ thrilling, and Christmas Watson, whose touchdowns become gifts fantasy players write to Santa for.
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The episode frames playoff pain before the puns include Kenneth Walking Boot, Travesty Kelsey, Gus backwards, AJ thrilling, and Christmas Watson, whose touchdowns become gifts fantasy players write to Santa for.
The hosts parse Lamar’s “days to weeks” designation into the rule that all weeks have days but no days have weeks.
Al is openly described as big on drama and revives the Liver King image of going unclothed into a Mongolian river.
The Russell Wilson trade is framed as a $230 million mystery grab bag that opens to reveal a dookey and a smell that has already permeated the locker room; Seattle’s 12th-man plan is the absurd explanation.
The Monday episode opens with playoff pain and the memory of injuries becoming identity. Monday Punday supplies Christmas Watson, Kenneth Walking Boot, Travesty Kelsey, and a fantasy manager’s Christmas list to Santa. The show then turns Lamar’s “days to weeks” injury into calendar semantics, revisits Al’s Liver King obsession with a Mongolian river, and compares the Russell Wilson trade to a $230 million grab bag containing a dookey while Seattle knowingly spreads the smell.
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