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Fantasy Football - Mock Draft Episode! - Podcast for 5/22

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Fantasy Football - Mock Draft Episode! - Podcast for 5/22

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The mock draft is explicitly human-only

The hosts say every non-host slot is filled by live Fantasy Footballers staff and specifically rule out AI making the May picks.

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Ducers Alley hides poop on the set

A piece of poop is spotted on the set, the hosts blame the jokesters in Ducers Alley, and they say hidden poop gives people a reason to watch YouTube.

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Betts and Borg snipe Jason’s mock picks

Matthew Betts and Kyle Borgognoni repeatedly take the players Jason wanted; he blames them for ruining his draft and fires Kyle in frustration.

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Mike decorates his uncomfortable Jacoby Myers conviction

Mike says drafting Jacoby Myers feels bad but calls him his Raider; Baby Jake is asked to put stickers on the card to make the pick feel spicier.

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Laporta potty extends the hidden-poop joke

The hosts react to Sam LaPorta with “Laporta potty” and explicitly say the joke is because of the poop on the set.

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Episode notes

This mock-draft episode explicitly uses real staff decisions rather than AI drafters, then fills the studio with crew picks. A piece of poop appears on the set and the hosts blame Ducers Alley, turning hidden poop into a recurring YouTube-viewing gag. During the mock, Betts and Borg snipe Jason’s desired players, prompting “you are fired” and a Falcon-flying-high reaction. Mike debates drafting Jacoby Myers despite a bad-feeling pick and calls him his raider, while the room adds stickers to make the selection feel spicier. The show also lands on “Laporta potty” and recaps the staff draft as a lesson in how stupid their mid-round convictions can be.

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