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The annual staff-writer search is mentioned only once but usually draws 500 to 1,000 applications. Kyle is editor-in-chief, Kyle and Julia lead the editorial team, every applicant will receive an email, and anyone asking for the forgotten address is jokingly IP-blocked for failing the greatness prerequisite.
A discussion of Dalton Kincaid's chronic injuries revives a line the show explicitly calls a famous thing Jason once said about Christian McCaffrey: 'What is wrong with your body?'
Jason's proud claim that he truthfully reports himself as 5-foot-11 is tested shoes-off with Al and a tape measure. The remembered result settles at 5-foot-10-and-three-eighths; Jason blames shrinking and bad measurement, while a later soundboard miss is mocked as '5-10 button pushing.'
Because KC is built from Kevin Concepcion's initials, the hosts spiral through Casey, KC, and KC Concepcion before comparing the redundant construction with saying 'automatic teller machine machine.'
When Elijah Sarratt's name comes up, an explicitly Mike-credited pun turns a hot performance into 'Sarratt-cha sauce,' followed by the immediate insistence that he has invented it himself.
The Footballers make their annual, deliberately one-time call for new staff writers, warning that the usual 500 to 1,000 applicants will all receive replies. Kyle is identified as editor-in-chief and he and Julia lead the editorial team; applicants should bring their own voice and passion, while anyone who asks for the forgotten address is jokingly IP-blocked for failing the prerequisite of being great. A Dalton Kincaid injury item revives the line Jason once famously aimed at Christian McCaffrey: 'What is wrong with your body?' The centerpiece is a retrospective height fight. Jason had proudly claimed to be a non-rounding 5-foot-11, immediately agreed to remove his shoes, and was measured shoes-off while Al was there with a tape measure; the result was 5-foot-10-and-three-eighths. Jason blames shrinking, bad tape measures, and a moving wall mark; much later, a botched soundboard press is called '5-10 button pushing.' The hosts also turn KC Concepcion into a redundant ATM-machine-style initials loop and explicitly credit Mike with converting Elijah Sarratt into 'Sarratt-cha sauce.'
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