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The hosts declare the episode the eleventh My Guys ceremony. Kyle’s count reaches 100 all-time selections only if the old Dante Pettis pivot is included, and the room immediately decides that it counts before defining the day as three 2025 flag plants per host.
The desk treats Tom Pelissero’s report of interest in Odell Beckham as an agent favor and says he is on the take. A host then wagers that if Beckham signs, he will eat cold SpaghettiOs mixed with cottage cheese during the show—even while admitting that a health kick has made the meal sound appealing.
Matt prepares the breaking-news button after seeing a Slack item that Beckham is going to Baltimore, then realizes it describes the prior year’s signing. The hosts call him a buffoon and thank him for nothing while the published video cuts to three producers under the Deucers Alley sign.
After talk that the annual video would be redone, someone says the replacement was canceled and the existing red-curtain clip plays in full. The three hosts appear as crudely composited performers with awkward mouth animation; the desk calls it horrific, a horror movie, and the product of a prime animator paid zero dollars.
After hundreds of guesses, the desk finds at least one person who correctly named Jason’s three My Guys and immediately promises the listener a swag pack.
The exact 2025 board is Andy—Jameson Williams, Omarion Hampton, Tyler Warren; Jason—George Kittle, George Pickens, Emeka Egbuka; Mike—Chase Brown, TreVeyon Henderson, Tetairoa McMillan. Every selection receives a full-screen white player-photo card and then a persistent lower-left cutout, and the closing roll call confirms the three trios.
Jason reveals George Kittle as Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, then says smelling salts were outlawed for about a minute until Kittle called the office and threatened retirement, forcing their immediate return.
Hampton’s yards-after-contact ranking makes the hosts stop over the unfamiliar phrase 100th percentile. They decide it is technically correct and announce that whoever leads anything can now be called hundredth percentile.
Jason says he pried George Pickens from Mike’s cold dead hands. Mike agrees that they made a jersey swap after Pickens spent months on the My Guy board, and Jason claims the selection. When asked whether he received a lit stick of dynamite, Jason says he will throw it at an opponent; the published edit washes close-ups of all three hosts in deep red.
Mike says he normally saves My Guys slots for players he has not discussed ad nauseam and tried to pivot because everyone already knew his TreVeyon Henderson conviction. He finally admits, ‘I can’t resist. I can’t stop it,’ reveals Henderson, and calls him the demon and an absolute speed demon.
In the final roll call Jason lists George Kittle, ‘George,’ and Emeka Egbuka. The room pauses, confirms that Pickens is just George, observes that Jason has two Georges, and rejects Eddie George as a third because only first names count.
Complete review of the published video shows Mike at left in a black shirt and purple cap, Jason at center in glasses and a black cap, and Andy at right in a dark graphic shirt. A brief Deucers Alley cut at 11:58 shows three human producers while the dialogue identifies Matt’s stale Odell Beckham Slack item; the other two seats are not assigned by inference. No fourth desk host, cardboard bear, Jay Griz image, Jay theme, or Jay sound cue appears. The standard opening montage contains generic bear footage around 00:08, immediately followed by a produced five-human WITH THE DUCERS card, but neither element identifies Jay. The static green, purple, and black object at the center of the desk is a Fantasy Faceoff football helmet. The episode calls itself the eleventh My Guys show and reaches 100 all-time selections only by counting the old Dante Pettis pivot. Before the ceremony, Tom Pelissero is accused of being on the take for Odell Beckham’s agent, and a host wagers that an Odell signing will force him to eat cold SpaghettiOs with cottage cheese on the show. Matt nearly fires breaking news from a Slack item saying Odell is going to Baltimore, only to discover that the post describes the prior year; the camera visits Deucers Alley while the hosts call him a buffoon and thank him for nothing. The annual red-curtain My Guys bumper then plays in full with crude host compositing and mouth animation. The desk calls it horrific, a horror movie, and the work of a prime animator paid zero dollars. One listener correctly predicted Jason’s entire slate and is promised a swag pack. Full-screen reveal cards and persistent lower-left cutout graphics establish the exact 2025 board: Andy chooses Jameson Williams, Omarion Hampton, and Tyler Warren; Jason chooses George Kittle, George Pickens, and Emeka Egbuka; Mike chooses Chase Brown, TreVeyon Henderson, and Tetairoa McMillan. These are photographs and graphics only; no NFL player appears physically. Around the selections, Kittle becomes Georgie Porgy and supposedly rescues smelling salts by threatening retirement, the hosts discover the rhetorical power of calling any leader 100th percentile, and Jason says he pried Pickens from Mike’s cold dead hands through a jersey-swap arrangement after months on the My Guy board. Pickens is compared with a lit stick of dynamite; the published edit turns the three hosts red for several seconds during the riff. Mike admits he tried to pivot away from the already over-discussed TreVeyon Henderson but could not resist his absolute speed demon. The closing roll call confirms all nine picks and reinforces the established George shorthand when Jason lists Kittle, ‘George,’ and Egbuka, giving him two first-name Georges.
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