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Footballers AMA + Coaching Changes, Giant Heads

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Hey, Foot Clan, when you win something, Mike, you might not know anything about this. But when you win... You shut your mouth, sir. When you win something, I'm a winner. You need to celebrate. And you go to Fantasychamps.com, you get yourself one of those beautiful trophies. They got the gold trophy, the crystal trophy. They got that Lombardi-style trophy. They got fantasy football rings to celebrate your title the right way. All custom engraved. So put your team name on there.

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And then, you know, Mike, you can brag once you do that appropriately. Check it out. Fantasychamps.com. The Fantasy Footballers Podcast coming to you from pristineauction.com studios with your host, Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. Oh, welcome in. Welcome into the Fantasy Footballers podcast for Thursday. January 10th.

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2019 is here, and the fantasy footballers are here with you. It is a two-man band today. Mike is here. Not really two. I mean, Brooks is back there. He's back, back behind the camera. Two and a quarter. We keep backing him up. Just about 30 yards back. 40 yards. It's legendary. That's rude.

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He smells wonderful. I mean, what was a Tuesday show? I insulted his intelligence. Now I have shifted to his physical. His infuriating body odor. No, if you want infuriating body odor, it's Jay Griss. Never upset the bear. Now, Jason will be back with us next week. He is wrapping up a family vacation. Congratulations to Jason. No, right now Jason's gathering the truth.

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Oh, for next week. Because all next week, that's when the truth series starts. We break down the truth of what happened with these fantasy football players. Guys like, oh, I don't know, Derek Henry. Yeah, we got a top 20 running back here, or do we? Yeah, that's, well, we're not going to tell you yet. Nope. Today's a special show. Today we've got, we've got some news to break down, a lot of it coaching related. We'll talk about the fantasy implications of the moves that have been made.

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But most of the show is going to be spent on a very special fantasy footballers AMA. And Ask Me Anything Mailbag where we, what, where do we solicit questions from, Brooks? Everywhere. Everywhere. YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook. Facebook. So that's where you gathered. The corner. I saw them out there.

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The corner. Oh, people from the corner? Yeah, Brooke. I saw Brooks going out there. Oh, I see where you went. Yeah. So we have questions about everything and anything. We'll be answering them on the show today. Very excited about that. It's always fun to, you know, people have questions about the show. They've been listening for years. Maybe you don't know something or you want to know something. Some of them are nickname related. I know that.

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But we've also got, by the way, you can follow us on Twitter at the FFBallers. We're on YouTube. YouTube.com slash the fantasy footballers. Subscribe. Click the bell over there. And the fantasy footballers.com is the website. Now, we have a little quick question of the day. Now, Brooks prepared a Who Am I? And we've done these before where he gives us little hints and we try to figure out who this person is. Now, most of the time, I'm in on the secret.

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But without Jason here today, I'm not in on the secret. I'm guessing with you, Mike, which is a weird place to be where I'm guessing alongside. Now, Brooks, you're going to break these down for us. Can you give us the clues? See if we can figure out this. Who am I? Okay. So let's do it. Let's see how good I am I. Brooks is all. Yeah. Damn. Game over. You win. Let's move on to the news. All right, news time. No. All right.

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These are all half PPR scoring, by the way, because that's what we prefer here at the fantasy footballers. All right. All right. Okay. First clue. I finished as the wide receiver 22 in total points. Wide receiver. Fancy points. Okay. I'm not going to guess yet. Robbie Anderson. Okay. I just want to guess on every clue. Number two, I did this in just 12 games.

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Oh, why did you're 22? All right. In 12 games. I have a guess. But I'm going to save it. All right. Give me one more. Now we brought up the truth episodes coming up next week. Nate McMillan. So truth episodes next week. Right. So I got some stats from that, consistency stats. Okay. So this is supposed to help us along. Yes. This is a two-parter. So 3A is.

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I was tied for number four inconsistency among wide outs. Hmm. How many games did he play? Twelve. Twelve. Oh, I've got a guess, too. Yeah, because I'm going with, he missed four games due to not injury. Oh, really? That's, three B. Three B, give it to me. Is he had zero great finishes, but he had zero bust finishes as well. Yeah, that sounds like the guy I'm thinking of. Who do you got? He's got a majestic beard. Am I right, Brooks? Yeah.

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And what you said earlier is actually hit number five. Which will go give it to the people. So we'll skip four. The four games I missed were not, were not because of injury. Yep. You want the last one? There were, uh, yeah, we'll give us the clue. All right. Last clue is my team is still in the playoffs. Yeah. So there were two players this off season who were a hot topic of discussion. Did you take the draft discount because they were suspended for four games? That was Mark Ingram. And that was Julian Edelman. Right, Brooks?

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Correct. Nice job. Nice job. Because he was awesome. But he never won you a week, but you were very glad that you sat him on your bench for four games. You know where I thought he was heading was, now it got ruined when he said zero great games and zero busts. But I thought he was heading Cooper Cup's direction. I thought maybe Cooper Cup had worked himself up into the 20. He didn't play as many as I thought.

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He actually, like eight games, nine? Yeah, he ended up like in the 40s at wide receiver, where I thought maybe he had done enough. But it would be interesting to see where Julian goes next year as well as Cooper Cup. Yeah, it's going to be very interesting to see what the Patriots do with the wide receiver position. They have to, they have to do something. No more Josh Gordon. Nope. Yeah. News and notes from Around the League, presented by Sleeper.

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All right, you ready for this? Coach is a plenty. Yeah, coaches everywhere. Packers have hired Matt LaFleur as the head coach. Cramming up your cram hole, LaFleur. Oh, we're going Dodgeball. Might as well. We already have the fitness consigneur. Look, it doesn't have to be a complicated joke to get set here on the fantasy football. No, and that one got Brooks good. So, look, different opinions. I've tried to poll some of the Packers fans.

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You know, are you excited? Are you not excited? Are you confused as to how to think? At the end of the day, I would imagine this is where Aaron Rogers wanted the higher to head, which is an offensive Maya Matla Flores served under Sean McVeigh. He was the Titans' offensive coordinator for just a year, right? Yes, just for a year. Because last year, I should say two years ago, was the Rams OC. And before that, he was down with Maddie Ryan.

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for his MVP year. And the thing is, is it's easy to look at the Titans and say they didn't have a great offensive year because they didn't. And they ran the ball a ton. It's very, very easy. So it makes it so easy to say. But I mean, I look at the Titans' offense and I kind of say they never got into a rhythm. Marcus Marietta was injured throughout the season. You know, I don't know if I judged Matt LaFleur's career off of one season in Tennessee. So the Packers did not.

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Now, the backers did not. And if I'm Aaron Rogers, I'm probably pretty happy to have an offensive-minded head coach from the McVeigh tree. Sean McVeigh. He's changing the world right now. He needs to be collecting royalties because there are coaches all over. They're just getting money. I know how to be a head coach in the NFL. Step one. Yes, I got it. And, yeah, put the camera on me, brooks. Step one.

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I'm in my 30s. I'm 34 years old. It's the new teens. Okay. Step two, obviously. I got a real kind of like baby beard, right? Right. Not full beard. It's not stubble, but it's not a full beard. It's a in betweener. It's groomed, like a groomed. Step three. Sunglasses. You put them sunglasses on. Do I not look like Cliff Kingsbury now? You do. So that's all, and that's it. I mean, that's really all there's good. That's how you have to.

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No, you're forgetting the step where you were at, you kind of look like Sean McVeigh or you were around him. Maybe you got some of his aura, some of his, uh, yeah, his masculine. Perspiration dripped onto you. Yeah. Yeah. So, uh, you tap it behind your ears. It's funny, man. Since Dave McVeigh. Well, let's talk about that again because the Cardinals hired ex Texas tech head coach, ex U.S.C. Offensive Coordinator Cliff Kingsbury as their new head coach.

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39 years old sunglasses, a plenty, nice beard. Yeah, I got a Mortal Kombat vibe going on with his name. Looks like Johnny Cage. Yes. I'm still trying to narrow it down what I want to call him. But what a wild ride, a wild wacky ride for Cliffy Kay, who goes from being essentially relieved of his duties as a head coach. Yeah, he was the head coach for Pat Mahomes, everybody out there. When he was at Texas Tech, he was Pat Mahomes head coach. Takes a demotion.

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A coaching demotion to go being USC's offensive coordinator, which that's still fine. I mean, that's still a prestigious job. Yes. Transition to the head coach of an NFL franchise. What? He needs to put some cookies in the mail for Sean McVeigh because this is the trend. This is the newest trend. Now, I don't like it. At the end of the day, I don't like to hire. Oh, really? No. At the end of the day, I don't. And we're Cardinal fans out here. We're in Arizona. And I want to like it.

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But the problem that I see with it is that, you know, Sean McVeigh, for all his unique characteristics. Right. NFL experience. Yes. Opportunities as offensive coordinator, success as offensive coordinator, been around the NFL game. I'm not sure I, what I know of Josh Rosen, what I know of Cliff Kingsbury, I just don't know if he has the experience. Now.

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His offenses were great in college. Yeah, I have the numbers up in front of me. Okay. So as a head coach, six years at Texas Tech, only one time did his offense finish outside of the top 23, and that includes 2015, 2016, where he was the second best offense in college and the fifth best offense in college. This is what the NFL is doing. It is, it is. They are the new rules.

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are transitioning thing to the past game. So the cremudgeons at the NFL have to accept that it's a passing league. It's no more Mike McCoy running up the middle every single time. That crap doesn't work anymore. So I like the higher from the perspective of it's everything. It's not another retread where you're just going to be okay or mediocre. I think that Cliffy Kay will come in and he'll be incredible.

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or it's going to be terrible and you go try to find the next coasts. Well, he needs a great, they need a good defensive coordinator and some experience. That's part of why McVeigh was so great is he gathered very smart people around him that let him focus on what he does best. Yeah, yeah. Bruce Ariens, surprise, head coach once again, this time of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Look, this is great news for James Winston. Yes. Bruce Ariens loves the vertical passing game. Great news for James.

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