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Fantasy Football 2018 - Rookie Steals + Big Questions

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you know, letting the people know that there's a Lev Belle jersey. He's like, hey, dad, can I have that? Ooh. I'm like, uh, no. If you could beat me in a race. Why not? And it's turned into a very, very long discussion of how he cannot just, he's not eligible to win. Oh, this signed Levi on Bel jersey. Interesting. Interesting. He's got some, uh, oh, he loves left. Some fandom. Yeah, he plays Madden a lot. Ah.

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Like mobile or on the on the Xbox? Yeah. All right. All right. From time to time, we like to read a little review from the listeners. We always appreciate you going to Apple Podcasts or wherever you're listening and supporting the show. So we're going to do that right now and only the way that Jason can. Review Osores Regs. This one comes in from Cape Cono.

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Get a better username, Cape Cicono. What? Capeocono. Capeocono. That's better. Good job, Capeocono. I like how Mike was like, no, it's obviously Capeocono. All right. It says 55. 55 stars, if I could. Great mix of comedy, dad jokes, and valuable insights. It's May, and I'm an active listener weekly five stars. Next question. Oh, well, thank you. Kay Pocano. Capicono.

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We appreciate your reviews. And yeah, it's nice to hear that people enjoy the show during this time of year where maybe you've never listened to a fantasy football podcast before in the offseason. Maybe you don't know what the value is. We try to keep you entertained. We try to keep you ready for the season. And with that comes this very big time news. It just broke. News and notes from around the league. All right, the Carolina Panthers have made a splash, gentlemen. They've signed.

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one of the last remaining what we deem valuable free agents. C.J. Anderson is now a Carolina Panther. One year contract, and he's going to walk right into a role that suits him well. Jonathan Stewart is gone. I believe they are missing 202 carries from last year. And so in the meantime, we've sat there and we've said, well, Cameron Artis Payne is the only guy left there to kind of step into that role.

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Christian McCaffrey is going to have to carry the ball more. And instead, C.J. Anderson lands in Carolina. And again, I like Carolina this year. And this is coming from a guy who doesn't like C.J. Anderson. But I like C.J. Anderson for this. This is the role for C.J. Anderson. Don't make him a three-down guy. Give him 175 carries. That's what he's going to get. That's where I think he'll be. 175 carries. He'll probably score six or more times.

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And I think it's very interesting. The question I have for you guys is, what happens to Christian McCaffrey and how you had looked at him? And did you ever really expect McAfee? I mean, he's not going to carry the rock 250. No, he's not going to be 250, but just a shade under 200, I thought was in the realm of possibilities for Christian McCaffrey if Cameron Artist Payne was the only grinder thumper on the roster. But C.J. Anderson.

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is a very good running back. We do differ on our opinion of Anderson, but we don't differ on thinking that this landing spot is actually okay. It's not Indianapolis Colts good, where he would walk in as the clear start. As the clear guy. I actually think he is the clear guy. I think he will be, he'll have the most carries on this team. And I would actually slot him in for more than 175. Jonathan Stewart was at 198 and 15 games.

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last year. I think he'll come very close. He'll give a little smooch. I actually have them at identical carry counts. CJ Anderson and Christian McCaffee. I haven't both at 175. I think it'll be much heavier in Anderson's direction. Yeah, you've got a new offensive coordinator. That's one thing we've got to keep in mind here. Well, he's not really new. Sure. He's not new in the sense he's 500 years old. He's been around the block in North Turner, but we can't just look at how they called the offense last year.

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and think, okay, he's coming in as the Jonathan Stewart replacement that carry counsel be the same. Norve Turner historically has had a predominant back. And if I had the backfield with Christian McCaffrey and C.J. Anderson, two players that I legitimately think are both good. I would give the lead to Christian McCaffrey. So I do think this is a good landing spot for just about everyone involved. I think it'll keep Christian McCaffrey healthy. I never expected CMC to be up, you know, near those.

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total touches around 300. And, you know, there's definitely worse spots that C.J. Anderson could have gone as a dynasty owner. I'm happy with this. Okay. Matt Ryan, five-year extension. 100 million guaranteed. Did we mention that on the show already? I don't know, but it's worth mentioning again. I feel like we mentioned that you can make $100 million and still not be able to throw the ball in the red zone. I think that's what we mentioned. Hmm.

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Well, that's a good deal. Maybe it was on the footcast. Jason Witten is officially retired from the NFL. Mm-hmm. Goodbye. He's a goat. That's all you got? Well, Jason Witten is... Whoa, bigger news. Yeah, much more important. That's why I was done. Jason, I don't know if you know this. It's not all laughs and giggles on the fantasy footballers. No, sometimes things get serious. Kobe Fleener has, he's been released by the Saints, Jason. Yeah. They said, Fleen you later.

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Yeah, that was a match. Now, I can't remember. That was like a match, you know. Is he really good? You got a match made in heaven. This was like a match made on Tinder. This was not, this did not work out. This was poor, but on the bright side, Ben Watson, huh? Anybody out there? Want to get in on some good, I love me some Ben Watson. Same age as Norv Turner, actually.

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You know, it's funny as I remember when Kobe came to the Saints. I've never reflected on this, so I didn't know what I was going to find. And I was joking that he's, here's his reception counts in Indianapolis, 52, 51, 54. Do you know what he had his first year on the Saints? Probably about 50. 50. There you go. 50. And then last year, that slipped down to 22 receptions. And, you know, a beautiful 22 they were, but they just decided to move on. Kobe Fleener.

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Can't be your sleeper now, Jay, until he's picked up by someone else. No, no, Kobe is, he's dead to me. Kobe is gone. What if he ends up in Seattle? We'll talk about it. All right. Oh, gosh. Kobe. I bet about 50 receptions. Yeah, Kobe Fleener is not, not long for the NFL. I will.

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I don't even know that he'll sign anywhere, but if he does, he's not going to be fantasy relevant. Marcus Wheaton, one-year contract with the Eagles, Elijah Penny, who is the Cardinals backup running back. He's going to transition to fullback and tight end. The Cardinals invested a fourth-round pick on Chase Edmonds. He was very good. And almost invested a third-round pick on him. This is official. We had alluded to this on the last show, but Chase Edmonds is the backup. He is the handcuff for David Johnson. Elijah Penny is.

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Brothers of. Correct. Of Rashad. Rashad. Yeah. Fun facts. Rashad is a lot better. Oh. Sorry. But I love it. I'm not putting down Elijah. I'm lifting up Rashad. Elijah Penny made it finally. He finally made it to the news section. And Jason has to be smirching. No. Undrafted. I'm not be smirching him by saying, hey, your brother is really good at football. TBD. Bet you wish you were him.

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TBD. Good at college football. There you go. That's true. There you go. All right. Before we move on, we want to thank pristineauction.com for supporting today's podcast, great friends of the show. Here's some things that were recently auctioned. So this is yesterday and the prices. Signed, Tyreek Hill Chief's jersey, $52.95. Signed, Adam Thielen, Vikings, Color Rush, Jersey, $73.71 cents. Signed, Devante Adams Packers logo football.

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for 10 bucks. There you go. You got the whole word Barry spelled out. I wasn't sure if you were going to stick the landing or not. All right. You look a little moist over there. So many questions for the off season. Let's, uh, let's answer them. Mailbag. Oh, it's, yeah.

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All right, visit our website, the fancy footballers.com, to submit your question to the show. Or you can dial our voicemail hotline 302-464 TFFB. Oh, so easy. Oh, so easy. Unless you mess up your voicemail. And then you have to do it again. Oh, that's embarrassing. And we hear both. Yes, we do. We hear the, oh, crap. And then hang out. I'll call right back. I'll call right back. But if you do leave a voicemail, try to keep them brief into the point so we can answer them and get more questions in on the show.

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And so let's listen to a voicemail. Hey, ballers. I was just calling with a question about how to deal with traders' remorse. You guys talk about liking a lot of activities in your league. So I was just wondering how you handle losing a trade if you trade all the time and then how you get over that for next year or even in the same season making another trade. Definitely dealt with that in the past. I'm just wondering if you guys had any tips. Talking about the tilt.

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He is. He's talking about the, oh, shoot, I made a mistake. And now you overcorrect, which is to say you make another mistake. Right? Yeah, he's talking about me last off season when I really wanted to get LaShawn McCoy's handcuff, who as we all know is Jonathan Williams in my, am I right? Hey, yeah. So I trade Kenyon Drake a two for Jay Williams and a three.

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And then Jonathan Williams was cut about a week later. How'd that? So that didn't work out? Well, considering that I moved back from the second to the third and I don't have Kenyon Drake on my team, it didn't go very well. It did not work out that well in the long run. Just like the rest of us, Mike. So how do you deal with it when you do those things? That trade right there is hard to rationalize because rationalization is the key to all of this. You need to find some small sliver, some silver lining, some.

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It worked out better for my team because of X. Now, that one, there's no. Who did you draft in the third round, Mike? Oh, I hope it was a superstar. Oh, this year I got, I think I, I think I use that pick on Deshawn Hamilton. Ah, I have the affirmation. You got to go butterfly effect with that. Like, boy, if I had never lost, traded King and Drake in my two for, I never would have Deshawn Hamilton. You have to be like an NBA three-point shooter who has a bad day.

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who's not hitting shots and you just keep cranking them up. You want a lot of transactions in your league. Just forget about it. I threw an interception. So what? It doesn't help me to think about it and just move on. What is that the do your best forget the rest? Oh, is that some Tony Horton over there. He's very motivational. I love Tony. Jason is right that you're not going to win every single trait.

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Also, it's just not going to happen. Listen to me because I loved Kenyon Drake and I called you a fool when that trade happened. Wait, that's the lesson? That's the real lesson to me. Coe Fleener. All right. All right. Bad timing. All right. All right. Let's jump into a question off of Twitter from Dan Jensen. His name sounds a lot like Dan Jansen. Mike, you remember Jan Jansen? I do not. Dan Jansen? Famous American speed skater.

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