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Week 15 Matchups + Inside Thoughts, Wheel of Shame - Fantasy Football Podcast for 12/13

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Week 15 Matchups + Inside Thoughts, Wheel of Shame | Fantasy Football 2024 - Ep. 1696

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Playoff matchup show that exposes Jason's unfiltered inside thoughts, tracks Fantasy Faceoff standings, and lands on a Pretty Princess Wheel of Shame punishment.

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You're talking about a guy that's going to get every chance to be the only relevant, one of the only relevant players on this Raiders offense. Aiden O'Connell, we'll see if he's back out there, but McCormick and Bowers are in. I think Jacobi Myers is probably fine. Jacob Myers is great. I mean, the Falcons right now on the season, they're dead last against wide receivers. Jacobi Myers, you know, now it's Aiden O'Connell looking to play. I would like to play Jacoby Myers. I think he's a good play this week. That changes, though, of Ritters your start. Yes, it does. Yes. Yeah. Ten or more targets for Jacoby Myers in four of five weeks. It's not going to be sexy. You might not want to watch the game, but you'll probably be okay with the output there. And that'll do it for today's matchups. I don't think we have any more segments, right? I think we got one. The producer said we got one. Fantasy Faceoff, presented by Draft Kings.

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This year has been, dude, super toy. It's been very, very close. We are, what, that's 13 weeks because we didn't play in week one. I have five firsts, four seconds, four thirds, Jason's 445, and Mike is 454. So we have really been quite even as we head into this week, but it's my turn for the Wheel of Shame. Wheel of Shame. Jason's team went crazy last week, 192.98. Did you enter that in the Millemaker? I didn't and I regretted it. Yeah, I mean, I tell you every week, you got to do that. Yeah. All right, spin that stupid, stupid, stupid wheel. All right, it is spinning. Ladies and gentlemen, we got Mall Cop. I think it landed on. Fire me up. A week off. Silly Wabbit. Ice cream? Oh, no. Oh, we have landed on Pretty Princess. Pretty, pretty princess. Aw. It's like T. Swift is back on the show again.

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We all. So, so. Oh, she's back. She's backed. I should have just done Taylor Swift instead of pretty pretty pretty good. Brought a razor out. Yes. Okay. We got, we got the hair. We got the tiara. There we go. And then there's one last thing. Oh. We're going to put it over the top. Yeah, baby. Oh, Andy was so happy. I thought I got away. What? What shade is that lipstick over there? It's not a good shade, man. It's Taylor Swift Red, baby. Put that lipstick. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Good luck getting that off. Been there before, brother. Oh, what a pretty princess you are. Yeah, okay. Looks great. I'm not happy right now. I got to go meet a contract trip after this. Oh, that's right. All right. I'm going to start us off. All right. The pretty princess will.

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Start Kyla Murray at quarterback. Oh, it was a late pivot this morning. I'm going $6,000 to Kyle Murray. Wild. I am saving $100 off of that. And I'm going with Justin Herbert, your start of the week at 5,900. I got Kyler. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, by the way, this tiara is digging into my brain. So I, I tried. I tried that tiara on when we got it and it hurt the. did hurt my head so much. Oh, my gosh. I bet I could break that thing. Also, I'm looking at the screen. I don't think I'm a pretty princess. No, you look. Hey, you get, just believe. Just believe. Hey, guys. Who do you get running back? I've got Chase Brown at 7,200 against Tennessee. I've got Rashad White at 5,800 for the Buccaneers against the Chargers. I have Rashad White as well at 5,800.

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I did not see a world where I couldn't put in Derek Henry in cash. 8,300, very expensive, but he should have one to two million yards. I got, yeah, I don't have the king. I made a different. He's so expensive. I got Chase Brown. Okay. And then I got Rico Dowdell. Yeah, yeah. At 6,100. Thought about it. Against the Carolina Panthers. I'd be sad if you didn't. Like, you. I'd be just so disappointed in you. What stinks is the Rashad White price is cheaper, and he's probably going to catch more passes than Dowdo. But again, show of integrity, I got to put Dowdell in. My three whiteouts this week, Cortland Sutton at 6,600. I went Brian Thomas Jr. for just $5,800 for Jacksonville. It was between him and I'm trying to remember the other name. Oh, Calvin Ridley.

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I went with Thomas Jr. with the news that Ingrams out, just more targets. And Adam Thielen for 5,400 Carolina against Dallas. I am a pretty princess. Last week, I almost got 200 going with my all J team. Oh. So I'm going all a team this week. I've got Adam Thielandah, Bump, Bum, Bum, Murray Cooper, and Ammon Rae, St. Brown. All right. I've got Nico Collins at 8,100. matchup be darned. Got Tyree Kill on the other side. Wow. Okay. On that as 7,400. And then beware my stack attack. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Kyla Murray paired with Michael Wilson. Ah, I almost did that. Oh. My tied in, I assumed that I was going to get a couple guys on the other side of this desk that we're going to take the cheapy. I went with Stone Smart. I went with Stone Smart. Stone Smart. Yeah, $2,600. I figured that would be.

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Dumb of me not to do that and match you guys. My flex, I don't know if you've heard of him. Jamir Gibbs. Jamir Gibbs is my flex for 7,500 and I ended up going with the Cardinals defense against New England at 3,000. Well, I have our way. Oh, did the waivers run? No. Oh, my gosh. We're in draft. You're doing a podcast. I know. I want the waivers to run before the podcast is over. Let's see here. My, uh, your flex and your DST. Brian Robinson Jr. in that matchup against the Saints at 6,200. And my defense is the Chargers, which I don't, I don't love that. Well, I'm high tea here, 12 personnel yet again, boys, because T. McBride. I figured. I was, I'm told he's going to get a touchdown. So that's a guaranteed two touchdowns to my lineup with Kyler and Tray McBride. And then I went with the Cleveland Browns against the Kansas City Chiefs. They're at home. There could be some weather here. And Mahomes is like, like, like.

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This season, he's loved throwing interceptions. All right. All right. I got him. Just update. I want the people to know. Oh, boy. Wow. I am putting in Sam Darnold. He was on the waivers. Sorry. Sorry, Al. I am putting in Sam Darnold, the guy who I've besmirched so much, I am writing with my golden ticket Darnold. You're facing Justin Jefferson. Yes. Okay. Which I thought you didn't want. I don't want the wide receiver in that situation. I think the reverse, he can still have an awesome. Your thoughts on the matter there? I'd rather face James. Yeah. All right. That was fantasy forecast presented by Draft King Sportsbook. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app now and use the code ballers. That's the code ballers and take advantage of special daily promotions only on Draft Kings. The crown is yours. That is going to do it. Sunday live. Mike, you're back.

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