Matthew Betz prescribes prayer
A host consults the show's PT about an aging, swollen knee, declares that the great Matthew Betz has never helped him, and reports that Betz's answer was simply to pray.
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A host consults the show's PT about an aging, swollen knee, declares that the great Matthew Betz has never helped him, and reports that Betz's answer was simply to pray.
When asked why the NFL overlaps two Monday games, Kyle, Brooks, and Al each answer with a variation of 'that's just how it is,' earning an openly sarcastic 'very helpful.'
The FootClan giveaway includes a virtual studio tour through Deucers Alley, explicitly described as where the producers work and as an alley whose name evokes both bad smells and a deuce.
A wrong stat line in the live show document is blamed on an unnamed Deucer, and a later numbers question prompts the hosts to say they cannot trust people who live in an alley.
While scraping the bottom of the tight-end waiver barrel, the hosts explicitly call themselves anti-goose and label avoiding a zero one of the show's big principles.
A studio-tour giveaway becomes an early tour of Deucers Alley: the hosts say it is where the crew works, note that alleys never smell good, and explain that the name works because there is usually a deuce in an alley. Kyle, Brooks, and Al are each asked why overlapping Monday games exist and provide no useful answer. Elsewhere a host jokes that the great Matthew Betz has never helped him and prescribed prayer for an aging knee; a producer puts the wrong stat line in the show document; the hosts say not to trust people who live in an alley; and avoiding a tight-end goose is declared a major principle.
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