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Upside Options + Trade Strategies, TNF Preview - Fantasy Football Podcast for 9/13

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Big Shimmy wins the Zach Moss sweepstakes and hates the prize

Waivers process as the show begins, publicly exposing Big Shimmy Jason as the best of four Zach Moss bidders. He pays $15—ten more than the runner-up—after shotgun-submitting running-back claims for his depleted League of Record team. Jason says Moss sucks, hates him, expects him to be worthless, and considers burning the money. The desk later asks Brooks for a Moss shirt and proposes a thick, extra-scratchy Gildan version that Jason must wear if he starts Moss and wins.

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Jason joins Pity City in the official shirt

Direct video confirms Jason wearing the Pity City shirt with pride. The hosts say its graphic now includes him and that the city becomes nicer with higher occupancy while debating whether its doors will still be open for another future resident; no separate Pity City graphic appears in the published frames checked for this scene.

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Hungry for More serves the wrong all-three version

The recurring Hungry for More segment begins, but the desk realizes the all-three-host version is wrong, apologizes to Andy, and corrects the setup before Andy's Michael Pittman selection. The published video shows the generic Hungry for More studio monitor, but does not establish whether the mistaken production asset was a graphic, audio cue, or another off-screen package.

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The classic Joique Bell tuba is buried and cannot be found

A Zach Moss riff prompts a request to bring back a classic sound cue. The hosts identify it as the Joique Bell tuba, say the drop has been buried, fail to find it, and later imitate and mourn the missing tuba themselves.

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Andy Schneider must cap an impossible market share

The site's fantasy-point market-share system reports James Conner above 100 percent because the only other scoring running back finishes negative. Developer Andy Schneider walks out and asks what to do; a host tells him the display must max out at 100 percent.

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Episode notes

The opening goes wrong because the hosts' waiver claims process exactly as the show starts, exposing Jason Moore—the Big Shimmy—as the winner of a four-bid Zach Moss sweepstakes. Jason paid $15, ten more than the next bid, after shotgun-submitting running-back claims for his depleted League of Record roster. He says Moss sucks, hates him, expects him to be worthless, and considers burning the money. The desk keeps the mistake alive through the episode, asks Brooks for a Moss shirt, and proposes an extra-scratchy Gildan version that Jason must wear if he starts Moss and wins. This is a direct contradiction to Jason's later accepted claim that he has been a Zach Moss truther for as long as he has known the name. Direct video confirms Jason wearing the Pity City shirt with pride, while the hosts say he is now included in the city's graphic and that higher occupancy improves the place. The recurring Hungry for More segment then triggers what the desk calls the wrong all-three-host version, prompting an apology to Andy before his Michael Pittman selection; the published video shows only the generic Hungry for More studio monitor, so the transcript does not establish whether the mistake was an off-screen graphic, audio cue, or another production asset. A later Zach Moss callback sends the room searching for the classic, buried Joique Bell tuba drop; it cannot be found, so the hosts imitate and mourn it instead. Behind the scenes, the site's fantasy-point market-share calculation exceeds 100 percent because another Arizona running back scores negative points. Developer Andy Schneider walks out to ask what to do, and a host tells him to cap the display at 100 percent.

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