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Biggest Draft Fallers + Bod Man Breakdown! | Fantasy Football 2026 - Ep. 1892

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Jason refuses the unfinished studio and waits in his trailer

During a studio renovation, Andy and Mike say Jason will not set foot in the office until the job is fully complete and is still sulking in his trailer.

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The Ultimate Draft Kit is tied to a 2026 Listener League chance

The hosts state that Ultimate Draft Kit timing gives listeners a chance to win a place in the 2026 Listener League.

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The Foot Clan fan vote takes home FSGA hardware

The show thanks listeners for a fan-voted FSGA best-social-media-content award and also celebrates a best-video-show award.

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Al's Bod Man Really Ripped Abs arrives in a Windex bottle

When Al is asked about fragrance, he admits using cheap Bod Man spray; the hosts identify the scent as Really Ripped Abs and compare its oversized package to a Windex bottle, Armor All, and eventually a hose.

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Mike and Andy call card collecting their shared degeneracy

Andy and Mike say they have both jumped into the trading-card world, joke about calling it 'the hobby,' and explain that fantasy football and card collecting share a strong market-and-valuation parallel.

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Episode notes

Andy and Mike return to a partially rebuilt studio, joke that Jason refuses to leave his trailer until the work is finished, celebrate two FSGA wins, and remind listeners of the 2026 Listener League chance tied to the Ultimate Draft Kit. The show then spends an extended off-season stretch exposing Al's inexpensive Bod Man fragrance: Really Ripped Abs arrives in a bottle compared to Windex, Armor All, and a hose. Mike and Andy also explain that trading-card collecting has become a shared hobby.

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No, I have not heard this. There's rumors around Baygent. No way. About Tyson Baygent coming to Arizona and being the quarterback. No. Because they paid, Chicago paid them. No way. Paid him a decent amount of money to be a backup. So it would be a trade. But there's rumors of some interest there. Look, it's all the path to number one for Arizona. It's all a path to Arch Manning or Dante Moore or something. That's my view of this season. I think the Cardinals, the reason they wouldn't bring Kyler back is that they want. They want to go out there and compete their way to number one. It's very possible. Just to kind of wrap up with the question, just because I believe that Kyler is the quarterback for Arizona, which that still has value for Dynasty. You want starting quarterbacks on your roster no matter what. And also, what if I'm wrong? And he goes to Minnesota. If Kyler Murray ends up the starting quarterback of Minnesota, he will be good for fantasy football. And that will be like a complete change in people's perspectives. I feel.

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very confident about that. You know, J.J. McCarthy, it didn't immediately work fantasy-wise for him. But when you get competent quarterback play for Minnesota and the KOC offense, Carson Wentz. It was fine. So in Dynasty, the value is way too low right now to get anything back. So I'm just going to hold cross the fingers. Would you actually go get him? Because it's that low, man. It's that depressed. Sure. I feel like he would be, I feel like you could go get him for, like, let me ask you this. Would you trade Riley Leonard for him? Yeah. Okay. You're saying the, like, just the hopeful backup. Would you trade Will Howard for him? Oh, yeah, probably. That one, it feels like more of a longer shot that Will Howard actually ends up to start it for Pittsburgh. Then Riley? Then, then. I feel like Howard is a higher odds than Riley.

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Yes, yeah, but I'm saying they're both very low odds compared to what Kyler represents for your team. Would you trade Tyson Baygent for him? Yes, I would. Okay. If I'm a team that needs a quarterback in this particular drive class, I'll send a third. That's what I'm curious about. Yeah. I'll send a third for a second. I don't think we mentioned that there was a report that the Colts are looking at a long-term deal with Daniel Jones. Yep. So makes sense. This question comes in from. Twitter from Booky Betts. Which team do you think will go from worst to first in their division? One team, so since 2015, at least one team every year drafting inside the top 10 either wins their division or 12 games that year. Interesting. So worst to first. So what are the worst teams? We've got the Jets, Browns, Titans, Raiders in the AFC. We've got the Giants, right? The Lions? Yeah.

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The lions? Dude. The lions finished four? I mean, give me a layup. The Saints and the Cardinals. I mean, I would say it's the Lions and Giants. I think those are the two most interesting ones. The Giants are interesting to me. It's funny is I would put it on Shuck. I mean, that division's one to pick four. Yeah. No, I mean, I don't. That division is always wacky. I don't blame you for that at all. So from worse to first, I would say, I think the saints have the best chance. What happened to your? What happened to your Giants? You think they got a shot? They have a shot? Sure, they have a shot. It's looking at the opponents. Like the lions, it does feel like the layup, but it's like Chicago and Green Bay are legit. Yeah, the divisions are way harder. And Minnesota's season is so funny. They were nine and eight.

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Yeah. The Vikings were two games out of first place in the NFC North, and everyone's view of, it was like this season was an absolute disaster. They were nine and eight. They won their last five games, I think. Like, they are. The one Tyler Murray away from nine and eight again. Instagram question from Tim in Ohio. What do you think Cam Scataboo? Well, he says Cam Scataboo. What is his ceiling next year? He had that ankle fracture dislocation. We'll see what happens if he's ready in the, you know, the later part of the offseason for week one. Sealing for, I mean, I love the past catching of Cam Scataboo, and I love the established relationship between him and Jackson Dart. I mean, what is the ceiling? Do you want a number? Can I know what you're going to ask? Can Scataboo be a top 12 guy? Probably.

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On his way. Yeah, I would say probably. I think I'd probably, if you had said top 10, I might have paused. I mean, I think probably 10 to 15 is where I project his potential. Yeah, I think that's about right. I mean, part of his success, I mean, you had a couple things go right when he was kind of cooking. You had injury, right? The rest of the backfield was pretty beat up. You had no Malik neighbors in the passing game. But. Yeah, I mean, he's 24-year-old running back. I can catch the ball. I mean, you've got to imagine he can finish. Sure. He's going right now in best ball as the running back 19. So he is being... Entry concern. He's being drafted aggressively for someone whose ankle was... You think 19 is high? Just based off, like, right now? Right now to invest that running back 19, it...

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with someone you don't know for sure they're going to be ready for the season. That's where I think that, again, I mean, that's where they think the best ball plays in a big part there. Because sealing, you know, you're betting on a swing. And when you're 24, year two, I think that you have high upside, even if there's a lot of risk. Here's a couple names going behind Scataboo right now. Trayvion Henderson. Okay, that's interesting. Giovante and RJ Harvey. That's what I mean. I would say that's an aggressive trap. I'm surprised is not ahead of him. Javonte and Harvey I would probably put behind him in a best ball league for sure. Not in a redraft. I think I think of it different in a redraft. What is this question? Who put this in here? I don't know. Read it. I don't even know. I don't want to read it. I'm going to make Al read it. Al, next question. Oh, from Ben. Next question. This one's from Ben M.

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Lavee? Yes, over on Instagram. And he wants to know what does Jason smell like? And I have to defer this to the captain of the ship because I do it. I can't smell nothing. Whiskey. Old fashions. Leather bound books. He smells like I'm very happy to report that I don't know. Like, it's not an odor in which I can know that. Are you- Which means he's doing- Like, I'm not a, I'm not a fragrance guy. Are you a fragrance guy? I'm not. Put on the- Does anyone here do the cologne? I feel like Falcon probably does. Are you shaking his head? Nope. I do. You do? What's your, what's your scent? Cheap stuff. I don't know.

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I'm not saying it without sponsorship money. Oh, okay, okay, okay. He smells more like a roller skate rink. And I'm embarrassed. Axe body spray. It's close to that. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's an axe knockoff. Yeah, I can't afford that. Like machete? I think it's called bod man. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, man. I can't believe you made me admit this on the air. That comes in the Windex bottle. Yeah, it sure does. Would for more ball? Because you get more? Yeah. Yeah. Do you need to smell good? I'd be surprised he doesn't mix his own. And also applies like cleaner. This thing is like index? It's it's not a pump. It's not a finger pump. It's a fold. You need a third party to bring it. Yeah. You do. I mean, I'm happy to say. I wish I hadn't spoken up. You're not. Oh, dude. That's great. The worst guy is the is the too much. The too much guy can. You know how you get too much? A windex bottle?

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This one comes in a hose. Oh, he has nothing left to say. I mean, no one, I don't, I'm HR here. I haven't had any complaints about you being an overpowering sense. Yeah, yeah, we would say something. All right. Because, uh, an over a coloner, that'll nuke a whole building permanent. No, you've never done that. See, we couldn't. If we had known that you were a bod man, we would have gone, we would have gone straight to you in this segment to start it. Do you use the one? The name of the sense is even more embarrassing. Yeah, do you use the one that is called really ripped abs? That's the one. Does it work? It's no. Oh. It smells. It smells nice. Does it smell like really ripped abs? What does that smell like? No, I don't know. I want to describe for the audio audience. What this? I'm looking at a picture of this. This looks like something you would detail your car with. 100%. This is what you spray onto your dash and then buff it off.

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Um, amazing. Oh, yeah. Kyle just said it looks like armor all. It is his, it's his armor. Shine your dash and smell like cash. What do you want to smell like? Uh, really ripped ass. Yeah. The other scent is most wanted. Oh. Oh, man. They're getting a lot of airtime. As you see, I'm not sure we're getting a sponsorship on this on this product anytime soon. Um, what an amazing time to take a break. Today's show is brought to you by your friends over at prize picks. Shoot your shot on prize picks and get $50 instantly in lineups when you play your first $5. That's right. Prize picks is now giving you $50 in lineups when you sign up and play your first $5. Prize picks is simple to play. Just pick more or less on two to six player stat projections. If you get your picks right, you could cash in. We're talking all your favorite sports, basketball.

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There's uppercut, really ripped abs. Most wanted. Liquid titanium. Come on. We're just, this is a product invented by AI. But there's fresh guy. Fresh guy sounds all right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Is that a winter green? What colors that bottle? I don't know. It's out. It's out of stock. I hope every fragrance is the same. I hope every bottle is the same smell and they just name it different stuff. What is like the fruit loops or what's the? Oh, yeah, where the, the, you're like, it's actually just the same. Everyone's the flavor. Yeah. Yeah. This is incredible. I hope there's, I hope there's one that's like bald spot. Every insecure, it's just named after insecurities of men. Moobes. Lovely handles. Are you, sir, do I detect a hint of moops? Oh. Oh my. Very sophisticated.

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Oh, yes. Do I catch some really ripped abs? Oh, I love the off season so much. What do you think, Jay? Ah, yes. He's more of a musk, man. Of course. Oh, there we go. There we go. I hope you graduate through them as you get in the better shape. Oh, gosh. They're going to get a random sales spike. Oh, this is fabulous. Well, thank you for your question, Ben. Oh, man. And you'll be able to buy autograph bottles of a bod by Al Borland on the shop tomorrow. Question from Aaron Brown 9751. Where do you rank Chargers weapons with a healthy offensive line? Which wide receiver would be the number one? You got McConkey and Trey Harris, Quentin Johnston, Lambert Smith.

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I think QEG is still at the top for me. When they say weapons, are you counting, I mean, are you counting Hampton? Gadsden? I think they just want to know about the wide receiver. Don't make it too complicated. Well, uh, LAD or Trey Harris. If I had to pick one, I'm picking Ladd. Okay. Of that group. I mean, I, I just, he does not probably have the, the monster upside, but I feel the safest with him. Is that a, Bad feeling? No, I think it's fun. There's a slow start, but he kind of got it going. The Chargers are going to be very fun of seeing where ADP shakes out. As we, Jason and I really like Trey Harris. I think he is a good prospect. Just he was a, like he was more set up, and then Keenan Allen became available for them, and they picked him up, and Keenan Allen had 24% of the targets. Heal up this offensive line.

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Get this new offense cooking. And Kuge is going to be at the top for me. I'll just, that's how I'm going to handle it. And then between Ladd and Trey Harris of the value they bring you in the draft, I think that's, that will be where it's very interesting. Is Trey Harris just kind of left in the double digit rounds? Because if that's going to happen, then he will be on a lot of my teams. Liquid titanium, most wanted, really ripped abs, fresh guy. fresh blue musk, dark ice, blue surf. Oh, fruity. Yeah, okay. Iconic and uppercut. Oh, and the most popular? Reserve. Now that sounds. That's distinguished. Yeah, that sounds like a whiskey. That guy has all the Britannicas. Um, Annie the Nanny. How early should I be picking and researching players for the 2026 fantasy football season? Well, you can't, you probably shouldn't be picking them right now. No, no, no. But.

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Well, I mean, if you're playing baseball, but maybe selecting. Researching, part of the advantage of the year round is, like, you get to track the sentiment on the public of how they're looking at players. And you get to, like, that's where you extract the value is you have a player that your process says, okay, I like, I like him. I think the talent, the opportunity is there. You're like, oh, and the public has shifted. because there's a new hotness or there's a new shiny player that we're really interested in. And now I'm going to get value. So to me, you know, just at least not everyone's a degenerate like we are here where we're just, you know, getting all the news all the time. But keeping at least one eye on what's going on, I think, is a smart move, just the whole time. Yeah, and the NFL does you a favor. It doesn't really give you a break, right? Like it doesn't.

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You know, the combine's coming soon. Then you're going to have the league year start in March. Free agency is a humongous opportunity to talk about and pay attention to where you're kind of thinking about players and then you'll be into the draft. And, you know, this show is year-round. So you can come hang out with us. We'll do that DJN work for you. Yeah, yeah, we will. And we'll smell good doing it. Mike, we might as well take this one without Jason here. Sam writes in from Instagram, what's your favorite card in your card collection? Mike and I have been, speaking of degeneracy. Yes, yes. We have been into the trading card world. My son got me into it about August of last year, and I really ran with the ball after that. As of I, I have jumped in. The parallels of fantasy football and card collecting is very, very strong.

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My favorite card in my... So my... My personal collection or PC, if you're in The Hobby, as we... How arrogant are we? We're like, it's the hobby. Oh, of all hobbies? Yeah. I don't know. What do you do? Oh, I'm in the hobby. And it's like, card people are like, oh, he collects cards. The hobby. $1.7 billion in card sales on eBay last year. Yeah, it's a $1.7 billion. It's a very, it's a very thriving business. Mike was 1.2 of that. Yes. Mike owns eBay. My favorite card. My personal collection is Gridiron Marvel's cards. And my favorite card, I mean, it's recency bias, but like I have a Dart PSA 10 Marvel that is pretty awesome. We both have a horizontal.

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Larry Fitzgerald downtown in honor of the Goat, the Hall of Famer, first ballot. Yes. I do have a PSA6-86 rookie Michael Jordan. I collect a lot of Michael Jordan cards. See, now you're in nerd territory. I know, I know. I'm sorry. He was the number one sale of all of those $1.6 billion in sales. Question from Wax Against the Machine. Keep trade cut. Marvin Harrison, Jr., D.K. Metcalfe. Well, Evans is my cut. Cutting D.K. Metcalfe. Metcalf is my trade. Marv is my hold. I don't want D.K. Metcalfe in my life anymore. I don't want. The irony of all those three, I'd want Mike Evans in my life. His life is just, he's just on an expiring career. Yeah, he's towards the end. The, I was surprised by the way the news was being reported on Mike Evans of, like we found, hey, Mike Evans is going to test the market. But every report was Mike Evans going to return for another year. And it's like,

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Was there any question that that wasn't going to happen? I think at this point, it's like when Larry was entering, every year they're asking Larry in the off season. Are you coming back? Are you not? I was surprised that that was the sentiment of the reporters. Like, hey, big news, Mike Evans is going to come back. He looked like he still had. Maybe the free agency? Yeah, so he's going to go get some cash. Okay, keep trade cut. Marv, Metcalf Evans. I mean, I assume we're talking a longer. dynasty view. So I would take... I would take Marv. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to, but I'm gonna. Instagram from YMV. I've been playing redraft for 15 years. Do you think switching to Keeper is worth it? Our Keeper League is my favorite league because it's not overblown. The impact of your keepers can really matter. And it matters more in our league because of the...

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You can trade draft picks. So it's like when you sell your draft picks for the next year and you're like, man, I'm not even going to be able to compete. If you have strong keepers, even if you don't have draft picks, you can still compete. So in ours, we have a three keeper. It doesn't overpower things. So yeah, I would pick it up. You don't have to abandon your redraft. You know, three, I think most people can handle three leagues. If you're really, if you're into fantasy football, which you're asking a fantasy football podcast, a question. You like the game. You can handle a redraft and a keeper. Last question, Super Sharp 17. What do you all do when you're not talking about fantasy football? I'm probably driving my son around to his football training. Yeah, you are. This is all I do now. You're always, like he needs a license stat. Yeah, but he's not old enough for a week. Yeah, that'll get you.

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You could give them the car, but that's, no, that's, you do. You're always, like, at a different event or, even when I ask you, you know, I was like, oh, you want to go do something? Oh, no, I'm at this park on the moon, uh, in the middle of the cold. Bro, I have, he has his first tackle game on Saturday. It will be the farthest I've had to go for it. Oh, really? I'm, we're pretty much driving down to Cassigrant. For a football game. Yeah. That's amazing. What are we doing? You sport. I mean, that number is real, by the way, 0.027% of kids go pro. Of kids make a professional sports league. Not to say don't pursue sports. Just saying like, I don't know. That's interesting with how crazy kids sports have become a super profitable, super hyper concentrated, you know, I.

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This is not a joke. I don't know if you knew this, Mike, because he don't follow baseball. I believe an 11-year-old was just signed. That's not a joke. Signed to... To a million, over a million-dollar contract. What? From the Dominican. The Phillies signed an 11-year-old. By a professional baseball team. I see Deucers Allie going, what? You're lying. No, this is real. It seems illegal. it didn't i'm sure when they got the one point two million dollars they were like this is so legal um kiles says correct there's a futures contract but it's like what but that that highlights what i'm saying like it's it's it's a crazy amount of time that you have to invest hey but you got to chase your dreams sure yeah and by chase he means dad drive me around everywhere yeah no that's that's uh yeah no the card collecting thing's been kind of a fun hobby i mean we're all ever all three of us are

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uh dads to three kids so they they take up a lot of the time in a good way and or in my or in a bad way yeah so all right we're going to wrap it up thanks for joining us um Thursday we got some game time some who am I some liar liar in store for Thursday we'll see how the studio evolves by then and um that'll be something you can tune in I mean you never know what's my change every show who knows yeah it'll be a process over the off season but shout out to the deucers and the team for

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They're hard work, and we'll keep refining it. And I'm sure the comments will tell us everything we need to know. So that'll do it for this episode of the Fantasy Footballers. Catch you on Thursday. If you want a bonus episode, all offseason, go to join thefoot.com, support the show. Goodbye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers.