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Andy and Jason introduce a bear as the third panel presence while explicitly saying Mike is absent; direct video shows the full-size cardboard Jay at Mike's microphone throughout. The next paragraph names Jay Griz, briefly considers him for Monday-best-friend status, and says the Bears' performance has distracted him.
At the close, the hosts say the bear will say goodbye, but the soundboard operator nearly hits the walrus because the two icons look alike and then argues that the studio should acquire an actual walrus.
Will Levis is Banana Rama because he ate a banana with the peel still on; the hosts rule that a defensive lineman may do that, but a quarterback must have his head on straight.
The recurring name ritual moves from Chris Godson and Terry McScoran to negative labels including Calvin Didley, Jackson Smith-Then-Gigbad, Kyler Worried, Yak Prescott, and Zach Lost.
An unlabeled present host wins the League of Record by three after Chris Olave fumbles and exits, Jerome Ford exits, DK Metcalf fails to score, and a Pat Freiermuth touchdown is called back; the hosts call it one of the stankiest wins.
The Ready to Roll transition stops because Andy spills his drink all over himself and is congratulated for forgetting the basic act of drinking.
Producer Al Borland admits that his twelve-point lead against James Cook and the Jets defense makes him want Cook surprisingly inactive; he rejects actual injury but settles on a little sniff that keeps Cook out.
The hosts say naming Laser Mayfield gave Baker more power and may have healed him; later a LASER button repeatedly answers the spoken word while they dispute whether the extra response belongs to the drop.
Three unnamed Deucers fail to notice the hosts addressing them, stare like students praying not to be called on, and are accused of playing World of Warcraft; the glossy-eye joke returns when a later research question goes unanswered.
Jason asks for six months to reach peak athletic condition before an AI-generated NFL appearance, refuses a simple fullback plunge, promises a juke and Big Shimmy shake, and then accepts that he will be laid out while looking motionless on camera.
Spencer Rattler triggers a new 'I got a snake, man' video drop. The hosts celebrate the snake's return, sarcastically praise the advanced CGI, call it bad, and recognize that its quick production consumed one or two nights.
Andy and Jason open with 'a bear' while explicitly saying Mike is absent. Direct video shows the full-size cardboard Jay Griz stationed at Mike's host microphone for the entire episode. Jason is relieved that his temporary Monday-best-friend assignment does not go to Jay, whom the hosts say is distracted by the Bears' big weekend. The goodbye control almost becomes the walrus because its soundboard icon looks too similar; the transcript supports a bear-associated cue, but not the exact 'I'm Jay Griz' theme. Elsewhere Will Levis remains Banana Rama because he once ate a banana with the peel on, a behavior declared acceptable for a defensive lineman but disqualifying for a quarterback. Monday Punday returns with listener-style mutations including Chris Godson, Calvin Didley, Jackson Smith-Then-Gigbad, Kyler Worried, and Yak Prescott. An unidentified host records one of the League of Record's 'stankiest' three-point wins after his opponent loses Chris Olave and Jerome Ford early and has a Freiermuth touchdown called back. Andy then forgets how to drink and spills on himself. Producer Al Borland openly asks for James Cook to be a surprise inactive because he leads by twelve against Cook and the Jets defense; he rejects injury but approves a small cold or 'sniff.' Baker Mayfield's Laser identity returns, and the hosts credit themselves with healing him; an on-desk Laser button appears to answer every time the word is pressed. Three Deucers are later caught staring with glossy eyes instead of researching, compared to inattentive students, and accused of holding a World of Warcraft LAN party. Jason asks AI to simulate him as an NFL runner, requests six months of training, invokes his Big Shimmy identity, promises a juke and shimmy shake, and predicts he will be laid out. A new Spencer Rattler snake video/drop receives delighted praise for its deliberately bad CGI and fast production. Jay remains silent throughout and does not receive a real speaking part.
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