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Fantasy Football Podcast 2016 - Biggest Surprise, Fantasy Questions, News

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Hey, Footclam. Before we start today's show, I want to thank our sponsor SleeperBot and the SleeperBot app. Look, it's our job every single day of the week to hook you up with the absolute best tools to help you win your fantasy football league. And you heard us talk about them last year. You have to get the Sleeper Bot app.

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Ah, we're back. Aw. He had such a reserved sound from Mike. I'm running out like 80%. I'll tell you what, using the new injury designations in fantasy football, Mike was a D. Mike was a D. I was. He was doubtful for today. And I was preparing the show, Jason and I, and all of a sudden I hear, hey, I'm going to be in. Yeah, because you know what?

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School to be back, Miracle. Scoot to be back. He Eric Deckered it. I thought you were going to say NyQuil was the answer to your... Did I get you back in business? NyQuil was all day yesterday, and it was wild. It was a wild ride. I didn't even tell people you were sick. We just said, we'll have them back tomorrow. I wanted you to appear very strong and...

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Not weak, but now they know. But now anybody that can listen or if they're watching on YouTube, they know you were very sick. Sickly. You'd prefer to project an image of me as a lazy person who's just skipping work. Oh, so you heard the show, did you? Did you? No, but that's a good point. I haven't missed any shows ever. All right, we're here Tuesday, August 30th, 2016. We're back again. We have...

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Our biggest fantasy surprise, that is our quick question. We're going to get into that in just a moment. We have a ton of fantasy football questions. We're going to answer from the listeners of this show, and we're going to get into a bunch of news that you need to know. If you've already drafted or if you're drafting this weekend, we have a draft this afternoon, our listener league draft. I have two. You have two this afternoon? Mm-hmm. And then we have, on Labor Day, we have our Big League of Record draft.

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where hopefully the facility that we'll be in has Wi-Fi, because that is kind of important. That's the hope. We released our NFL Combine video yesterday. Yes, we did. I don't know why you're so excited about that. Too much fanfare. Because I was excellent. Yeah, I guess that's true. The expectations were so low for you that you have surprised the world, Jason. The fat man can jump. Now.

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What was left off of the end of the video was the final tally in which I had the most victories. And it's important that I bring that up now because I feel horribly depressed about that video. I told the guys this morning, after watching the video, I think my dad called me yesterday. He had like a medical thing going on and I wanted to see how he was doing. Everything was fine. And then I said, dad, I go, dude, I'm like depressed.

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After seeing that video, I think of myself as a young 20s athletic guy like it was. And I did not feel like that. We're going to come into work tomorrow, Mike. And Andy's going to drive in in a convertible jet black hair. Just full midlife crisis. I ran a mile this morning. Did you really? I got out. He's preparing for next combine. At five in the morning, I got up and I told my wife, I'm going to go run. And she's like, what are you doing? And I said, I don't know.

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I'm up, so I'm going to run. Well, it's so weird that you think of yourself as like the mid-20s athletic guy because I don't think of you like that at all. Yeah, well, thank you. Thank you, Mike. We've got a good show. Let's jump into the quick question. Here it is. What will be the biggest surprise in fantasy football this season? So pick one thing that you think might be the biggest surprise for fantasy football players this season. Let's start with Mike.

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All right. I don't know if it's going to be a super shock because we're sort of seeing it, but it's still surprising. And that is Cleveland Browns players are going to win you fantasy weeks. You're going to have Terrell Pryor started at the right time. And he's going to get you a 50 yard bomb touchdown and take you over the top. You're going to have people are going to draft Josh Gordon and stash him late.

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And it looks like he's back in getting back to form. And he's going to get you a 50-yard bomb touchdown that's going to win you a week and maybe even carry you into the playoffs. Even Robert Griffin is going to have streamability against bad defenses. Isaiah Crowell is going to run the ball a ton. Duke Johnson is going to catch a bunch of passes. We're in a, we're in a very bizarre world. I was going to say bizarre. I thought it was berserk. I thought you were going to go berserk. Biananas, a bizarre world.

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where Cleveland Browns players have become fantasy relevant, and you can get them very late in your draft. Well, I find that one to be interesting, and we'll see how it turns out. We had the fantasy MVP episode. If you haven't listened to it, go back into the iTunes archives a couple weeks ago. Listen to that. We had Nando Defino, who brought up the Browns players. When I was looking for my fantasy surprise, Terrell prior crossed my mind as maybe the biggest surprise this season.

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Here's what I went with. I didn't go with a player or a team. I went with the concept of this. The fantasy running backs taken in the first two rounds, I think are going to perform up to expectations this season. We've seen that 50-50 bust rate lately last year, right? Even worse last year. Yeah, last year was like a 70% of the top 12. So we're talking David Johnson, Jamal Charles, Adrian Peterson, Doug Martin, Lev Bell, McCoy, Gourley, Lamar Miller, Gurley. I think.

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I think the majority, the vast majority of those players are going to perform up to expectations. It's going to reset the minds of fantasy owners a little bit towards the running back position. I'm still drafting running backs early, and I think that you're going to see consistency from those positions. So that's my biggest surprise. And I think it is a surprise for owners because I think a lot of them have thrown the talent on early round running backs. Yeah, they certainly have. And, you know, if you look historically at the numbers, I think it's surprising that.

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We've done it so quick. So I like that surprise a lot. My surprise is going to be the Dallas Cowboys. Players on the Dallas Cowboys are going to win you fantasy championships. I'm talking about bringing you home the hashtag Foot Clan titles. I believe that the Cowboys are going to play an integral role in that because, and not necessarily because you drafted them, the mood around Dallas right now is obviously very dark.

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very bleak. Des Bryant's drop, and we talked about this on yesterday's episode. To me, Zeke is dropping. Obviously, Tony Romo has half dropped dead. That being said, Tony Romo will come back late in the season, and they have a juicy...

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awesome schedule in the fantasy playoffs. For most people's championship weeks, they're going to go to the New York Giants, Tampa Bay, and the Detroit Lions for your three-week run of championship teams of those weeks in your fantasy playoffs. And the reality is, I think you're going to be able to get them cheap in the middle of the year when players aren't doing that well. Des Bryant, you're going to be able to get him for cheap. So,

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those guys, I think, will surprise because they're not going to get off to a fast start, and they might surprise you in the end. I think that's an interesting take, specifically the part where you can acquire these guys after maybe they underwhelmed for the beginning part of the season. So somebody to target, you can hear Jason already planning for the championship. Yeah, that's a bold move. It's a bold plan there. All right, that is it for the fantasy surprises.

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Before we get into the news, I want to remind everybody to head over to join thefoot.com, our fantasy community, get involved there. You have thousands of listeners you can talk to, ask questions of us, of them. You can get an extra episode every week, exclusive content. We've got a giveaway. If you get in right now, before the end of this month, you can...

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You get to take part in the giveaway that happens at the beginning of September with the autographs Sammy Watkins jersey from pristine auction. We have a couple of trophies. We're given away from fantasy jocks and a bunch of fantasy footballers gear, shirts, things like that. So you can get involved in that giveaway. You can follow us on Twitter at the FF Ballers. We're going to be trying to break all the news that we can for you all season long.

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Fantasy spin on the news that breaks. And check us out on YouTube. That's where you can see the ridiculously embarrassing, I mean, fun, Combine video that we took place. This was a video that we agreed that we would do for our listeners. We would compete in an NFL-style combine. And, you know, we put the old and old man. Hey, you know what? We were all, I didn't get to say this because we didn't want to reveal anything. I did not beat Tom Brady's 40 time. But I'm 32. That's true.

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And his 40 time was 5-28, and I ran a 5-4, and I'm okay with it. I think that the challenge has to be said right now. Next year? That one year from today, we're going to... I think we're going to make it an annual thing. Ooh. I think we are. We've seen the requests. It adds motivation for me to not... To run miles at 5 in the morning. I think if we do it every year and we see if we can beat the times, that'll be pretty...

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impressive so and maybe jason won't surprise everybody next year i'll just get fatter and surprise even more whoa he put on so much weight and still out jumped you guys i hope that people think you get progressively shorter and each and every year that people are blown away that they don't understand how short you are yeah apparently my chair is higher than you guys

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Yeah, Jason is four foot three. What's funny is it's not that I'm short. You're both tall individuals. You're like six three. I'm almost six foot. And I'm this midget in the video. Yeah. Well, let's get into the news. News and notes from around the league. Mike was talking about how much pride he had in Kenny Stills performance last week and the fact that he got. Pride? Yeah.

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Yeah, that you called him last year. You said you had 30 minutes of validation. Oh, oh, yes. What do you mean? You're okay? I told you I'm running to 80%. Yeah, I was giving you credit. Now Kenny Stills got hurt. You give me credit? Yeah, well, maybe that's why it was so shocking. Yeah, well, I've turned over a new leaf ever since this combine. It's a new man. Turning my life around. Kenny Stills, his back locked up on Monday's practice. There were some reports that it might have been a serious injury. Now they're saying,

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Not considered serious. However, I don't think you really, I'm going to say this. Devante Parker was in consideration for me as a surprise of the year as well. On the upside? On the upside. And I don't know if Kenny Stills wants to give Parker kind of a window to lock up that spot. So if Stills is hurt and he doesn't play in the beginning part of the season and we will find out, I would not expect anything from him.

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