Cardboard Jay takes Andy's microphone
Mike hosts beside Jason and a full-size cardboard bear in Andy's usual seat, introducing the silent figure as Jay Griz, Cardboard Bear Extraordinaire, and J. Riz while assigning him delight over the Bears.
Main show · November 6, 2023
Week 9 Studs, Duds, and Supervillains! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 11/6
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Week 9 Studs, Duds, and Supervillains! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 11/6
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Jay proposes Secret Bagent Man
When Bilbo Bagent stops rhyming after the correct pronunciation is learned, Jay is credited with polling for Secret Bagent Man because every show nickname should support a musical soundbite.
Josh Dobbs defeats the Arthur Smith supervillain
The hosts call Arthur Smith a Snidely Whiplash supervillain, declare emergency starter Josh Dobbs a national hero, propose a Minneapolis-to-Atlanta parade ending at Smith's front door, and later insist Smith's Jonnu jet sweep was designed solely to anger fantasy managers.
Monday Punday blows Arthur into Smithereens
The listener-submission roll runs from C.J. Wowed and Run Mondre through Travis P.U. Smelsey, Tony Poo Lard, and Brett Rippin Farts before finishing on Arthur Smithereens.
Ducers Alley traces smithereens to little bits
When the hosts ask what smithereens means and where the word came from, Ducers Alley supplies small broken pieces and the Irish-derived 'little bits' answer during the episode's sole live production-row cut.
Kyle reopens the Wentz-Ryan retirement bet
Kyle suggests Carson Wentz as a Giants option, immediately prompting the desk to revisit the long-running Carson Wentz versus Matt Ryan retirement wager.
The Borgogon and Betz cash a Noah Brown DFS receipt
Noah Brown's eruption validates the DFS-pass dart throw from The Borgogon and Matthew Betz, and Mike admits Kyle separately told him Brown was a very good start before being dismissed.
Owl retrieves Alfred Morris
Jeremy supplies Alfred Morris as the player remembered for the home-run swing celebration and is immediately thanked as Owl, even though the published edit stays on the main desk.
Alvin wins Fantasy Faceoff by zero point something
Mike mocks Jason's Luke Musgrave Fantasy Faceoff play until Musgrave scores; Jason, called Alvin the Chipmunk, celebrates a victory by less than one point while Mike remains safe in second.
The green Big Boy Pants stinger returns
The spoken transition 'Poopped in his big boy pants' triggers the real full-screen green DUDS animation with stock host portraits, bold white wording, and a brown-gray closing splash.
Adam Thielen asks Jason to let him sleep
Mike and Jason role-play Adam Thielen as suddenly ancient, exhausted, and ready to sleep after one bad game, while Jason gently answers the old-man voice.
Mike and Kyle found the superstar quarterback scouts
Mike says his and Kyle's superstar quarterback scouts ranked C.J. Stroud first, then admits Jason into the superstars when Jason claims the same ranking.
Gabe Davis hides a zero beneath the perfect trap
After a twelve-target mirage, Gabe Davis receives only two targets and a zero in the ideal game script; Mike and Jason lose by starting him over Kareem Hunt, rage at the result, and conclude Mike must start Davis again because he probably should not.
Episode notes
Mike hosts with Jason and a full-size Jay Griz cardboard cutout occupying Andy's usual left-side microphone position; Andy is absent from every live frame. Jay is introduced as a nasty bear, Cardboard Bear Extraordinaire, and J. Riz, then credited with polling for Secret Bagent Man because all show names need a musical soundbite. Josh Dobbs beating Atlanta without a normal practice week makes him a national hero who deserves a Minneapolis-to-Atlanta parade ending at supervillain Arthur Smith's door, while the hosts later insist Smith designed Jonnu Smith's goal-line jet sweep specifically to anger fantasy managers. Monday Punday produces C.J. Wowed, Run Mondre, Travis P.U. Smelsey, Brett Rippin Farts, and Arthur Smithereens; the only live Ducers Alley cut shows Kyle, Brooks, and Jeremy during the smithereens etymology lookup. Kyle's Wentz suggestion revives the Carson-Wentz-versus-Matt-Ryan retirement bet, Kyle and Matthew Betz receive a Noah Brown DFS receipt, and Jeremy answers the Alfred Morris home-run-swing lookup as Owl. Jason's Luke Musgrave Fantasy Faceoff win triggers an Alvin-the-Chipmunk callback and the verified green Pooped in His Big Boy Pants DUDS stinger. Adam Thielen is role-played as exhausted and old, Mike and Kyle claim their quarterback scouts ranked C.J. Stroud first, and Gabe Davis lays a foliage-covered trap from twelve targets to two targets and a zero—yet Mike says he will start him again precisely because he probably should not.
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