Fantasy Football Podcast for Week 12/13

They have terrific matchups. Yeah. Fourth question. Okay. Is it a good question? This comes in from Jay Cutler's disappointed mom. Oh my gosh. Do you start? So I guess she wants to know. Should she start her son, Jay Cutler, against the lions, or go against him?

Start Stafford against... Are these the three worst quarterbacks in the league? Stafford against the bearer. Well, I guess, no, this question is going to be easy for you because Dalton's in here too. Yeah, for me it's Dalton. It has to be Donald because he's your start of the week. Or Dalton. Oh, Jay Cutler's mom. I'm very sorry for what is happening. Because you know, if Jay Cutler's your son, he has to be your fantasy quarterback. If Jay Cutler's your son, you probably have no emotions either.

Because she probably doesn't care if she wins or lose, just like Cutler doesn't care if he wins or lose. Yeah. She probably just kind of grimaces a little bit on the sideline like he has an itch. Like she's got an itch under her arm. And then she goes about her day, like, you know, getting married to models and not caring about anybody else. Jay, you just threw another interception. Jay, we just won the Super Bowl. Jay Cuddy.

Matthew Stafford, you just won a game. Yeah, his response will be turn his baseball cap backwards. I know. Anyway, I don't know I were dogging those guys so bad. Andy Dalton is worse than both of them in actual skill, but I'm picking Dalton. Looks like he's still pledging for a frat house. How old am I right now? I know. Turn your hat around. I don't even throw it normal. I throw it sidearm. He does.

He probably think, all the cool kids throw its sidearm. This is the coolest. It's like being in the back of the bus. It's a hat backwards. Let's go smoke under the bleachers. The hats backwards. Sitting out of the playoffs. With our snapback hats. Oh. Matt, you can email us at the fantasy footballers at gmail.com if you got a problem. Matthew Stafford. Yeah, Stafford. Bring it on. Bring it. I'm going to roll with.

Man, it's hard because the bear's defense is so bad. Oh, I was hoping after all that you just go, yeah, I'm going to go with Stafford. I'm going to take Stafford. Oh, my gosh. For one week. There you go. So Dalton for me, Stafford for you, Cutler for nobody, except for his mom. This one comes in from, what's that? You get all the good names. This is not a good name. This is just like the last one. This comes from I've got problems with the runs.

I thought it was I've got problems with the runs number two. I believe it's, I've got problems with the runs, or you could have said number two? I've got problems with number two. You have one of these players number two? Or is that just reference to what? Because they're number two running backs. If you read the whole question, you would understand why these people are so funny. I wish I knew his real name so I could commend him on being so stupid. All right, so the running backs.

To choose from our... I've got problems. Jerich. With the runs. Number two? Jerich McKinnon versus the Panthers. Ryan Matthews versus the Ravens. Fred Jackson versus the Browns. I am starting them in that exact order. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I think you're ignoring the Ben Tate factor. Did you know that Ben Tate's on the Vikings?

Yeah, I know that he got no snaps, and I know that Derek McKinnon has never scored a touchdown, and I'm still taking him. I am... Yeah, I think I'm going to... I would go McKinnon, Fred Jackson, Matthews. Okay. Yeah, I can see that. I like... I kind of like the bills, man. I think I got some juice. Yeah, having Fred Jackson back doesn't hurt, so...

That's it for the mailbag section. And this episode of the fantasy footballers podcast, you can visit us online at the fantasy footballers.com. We're now on Stitcher. You can listen to us if you're a Stitcher listener. We are on Stitcher. People are listening to us. I went and looked before the show. And we have some plays by Stitcher listeners. I wonder if it's Jay Cutler's mom. Not after this show. Actually, she probably just go, they don't like my son.

Ooh, what's that? Ooh, a piece of candy. My son has diabetes. Oh, come on now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's not appropriate. You can email us at the Fantasy Footballers at gmail.com if you're on the anti-diabetes. Wilford Bruelly is so sad right now. If you're on the anti-diabetes discretionary, that's not the word I was looking for. I don't even know what word I'm looking for.

On that horrible note, please leave us a review. Oh yeah, five-star reviews on iTunes. It really helps the show get some exposure. Yeah, move up the ranks a little bit. Same with Stitcher, by the way. If you can leave us a thumbs up on Stitcher, that'd be sweet. The more exposure... The more exposure... The more shows we can do. We can actually maybe do more than one show a week. This is true.

That would be really fun. That would be fantastic. More letters from whoopsy poopsie. Yes. And Jay Cuddy's mom. Yes, exactly. Anything else going on? Nope. All right. Well, let's get too. Good luck in your playoff games coming up. Probably starting in week 14. 14 for most people. Just a quick note. If you play in week 17.

You're dumb. Stop it. Yeah, that's stupid. Just stop it. Quit that league, join another league. Please. We should get sponsored from, like, Fanduel or Draft Kings. Even though we're in Arizona and we can't participate in them. It doesn't matter. That'd be awesome. Oh, man, Fanduel and Peter Piper, let's live in the dream. I am very hungry now. I'm contacting Peter Piper immediately. All right. Yes. Peter Piper pick of the week, the Peter Piper. Peter Piper PBR pick of the week.

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