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Free Agent Predictions + Combine Reactions! - Fantasy Football Podcast for 3/5

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Trumpeters and the Goff horn award Jordan K a Listener League seat

An almost-stereo trumpeter combine and Jared Goff horn introduce the drawing for everyone who preordered the UDK by March 1. Jordan K wins the Listener League seat and is called roughly the second official member, although the hosts discover during recording that the winner has not yet been notified.

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Three correct calls win the annual free-agent prediction contest

The previous free-agent prediction champion is acknowledged, then undercut when the scorecard shows only three correct landing spots. The hosts note that predicting every player to re-sign would maximize the score, but the champion chooses risk and glory.

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Legal tampering opens like the Purge

While mapping the free-agency production calendar, the hosts call 'legal tampering' the worst possible name because tampering is inherently wrong, compare the temporary negotiation window to The Purge, and schedule the next recording to capture its first deals.

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Game Time requires Who Am I, Liar Liar, and a full suit

The hosts preview a multi-game Game Time episode containing Who Am I, Gut Feelings, and Liar Liar, then escalate a game-show-host outfit suggestion from permission to encouragement and finally a mandatory full fitted or wedding suit.

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Episode notes

The show draws its first UDK-preorder Listener League winner. After demanding an announcement sound, the desk gets an almost-stereo trumpeter combine and what it identifies as a Jared Goff horn. Jordan K is named as the winner among everyone who preordered before the March 1 deadline; the hosts call Jordan roughly the second official member of the upcoming league, note that the person has not yet been messaged during recording, and promise that notification will happen before release. The main show format is the recurring free-agent prediction contest. A host is declared last year's champion, only for the scorecard to reveal that winning required merely three correct landing spots; the hosts joke that predicting every player to return would maximize points, but the champion chooses glory. The NFL's legal-tampering period is branded the worst-named event because tampering is inherently wrong, then compared to the lawless window in The Purge; the recording schedule is adjusted to capture its first reported deals. At the close, the next Game Time episode is defined as multiple games—Who Am I, Gut Feelings, and Liar Liar—and a host is pressured from permission to wear a fitted or wedding suit into a full-suit requirement. Brooksie and Papa Josh also receive a quick off-camera news check.

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