Best Show Moments - Fantasy Footballers Highlights from 2022

Gentlemen, welcome into the podcast. The fantasy footballer's pot. Yes. All my worst nightmares came true immediately. Immediately. Al, you in the building? I'm here. I can see you poking up over those monitors. Some rumors we may get some cameras back there someday. Someday. Better get to the gym. Oh, get bodied. It sounded worse. It sounded great. It was fantastic. All right. We are. We're in the mailbag. Mailbag. Also, I've got a great plastic surgeon I can refer you to for all the face stuff. That's an all-time mailbag drop right there. I love you, buddy. Now, Mike's absence does leave a little.

Who's doing the mailbag drop today? I see three deucers. Oh, Jay Gris says he doesn't want it. Okay, thanks, Jay. That's nice to... Any volunteers from the deucers? Oh, I see... I can see all their faces right now. They are... They're hiding. Yeah, I tried to hide. They do not want this at all. We'll do it together. You want to do a team effort? Let's go, deusers. Oh. Let's do it. Mailbag. Mailbag. I actually didn't hate that. I mean, what they lacked in tone, they made up from volume. Oh, I expected the volume. Whenever the three go together, the volume is extreme. Yeah, no, that was good. Kyle, the Borgogan, he's got the mailbag drop. Mail bag. That was great. The mail was fine, but the bag, the bag part got really off the rails there.

We do have the deucer cam available to us. So let's do it. Let's hit the button because I want to. There they are. So we've got Kyle O'Borgogan, Judge Diamati, Al Borland. Oh, yeah, there's football. Oh, me. Delights. Oh, man. Studio upgrade on the YouTube. Party time for one and all. Looking good. Having a big party. Texas running back. Bejohn Robinson. Oh. Dun, no, no, no, no. He's declared right. Announced that he will not enter the 2023 NFL draft. Are you serious? He's going back to school? No, I'm just kidding.

Oh my gosh! All right. Oh, my goodness. He declared. He's going to go into the draft. Literally. I couldn't help myself. My heart stopped all the beating part. I was about to die. Like, I just was suspended. If you could watch Jason here, he was in suspended animation. Oh my gosh, I really believed you. I know. I couldn't help it. I didn't know what to do. I was just going to break the good news and then I saw how excited you were. I mean, those monsters, they live under the beds of fantasy football players. Maybe you should have started somebody else this week. You know, that's the creepy monster that, you know, lives under the bed for fantasy player. Mine's a lower voice, though. Oh, really? Like, you can barely make out what he's saying. Mine, I'm much more goblin. Yours is, yeah, his is goblin. Yours is more Buffalo Bill. Yeah. Oh, boy. Yeah. Slash Andrew Luck. Yeah. Wait. Is it Andrew Luck?

Does he live in my house? I think he's the fancy football monster. That's how he's been saving all his money. Well, you should have started the other guy. You'll never make the right decision. And more than two-thirds of the running max drafted in rounds three for seven hurt your squad. They either don't meet their PPG expectation or they or they full-on bust. That was a strange pause there. Did you not hear yourself? How long do you think that pause was? How long do you believe that that was? Their P.P. G expectation? You don't want to rewind that. No, no, no. You said Pee Pee. Rewinding it in my mind. I hear it now. Yeah, you said Pee Pee, then you did the alphabet in your head and got to G later. I mean, that was. Yeah. Yeah. You know, they don't meet their, they don't meet their Pee Pee. G. That's what you said.

Yeah, that's what I, yeah, and I stand by it. Oh my gosh. How might one muster the courage against the Andrew Luck Monster to bench a player like, I don't know, Zay Jones and roll out Darius Slate in this week. Is that the kind of... Okay. We go live. It's me, Zay Jones. I can barely see you through the rain and the wind. Bunch me. I'm sorry. I'm distracted by greatness. What? The dump truck. I wasn't sure. Oh, it's great. I shared a little message in the company Slack because as Jason was saying how he's going to be great with dumpoffs, I was like Leonard Fournett, the dump truck. Oh, and he's got the junk in the trunk too. He's got the big muscular booty. Hold on. I've got a thought on this. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I mean, like. The dump truck? Like we.

Yes. Ducers. Are we approving this? Ducer approved. Oh my goodness. It's like we didn't. No one wanted him. Oh, who wants a dump truck? He does like, you feel like, ah, it's just garbage. But it's, it's delicious garbage. We do have some breaking news. Oh, yeah. Leonard Fortinet. So our production team just completely tuned out of the show. One of them. And with. And when they went in. Are you joking? I love it. Oh, my. Leonard Fornett, everybody. The dump truck. I believe I would continue starting Christian Watson. I'm not going to get off the boat that is on fire. I mean, eventually you do want to exit boats when they're on fire. If a boat was on fire, I'd go right in the water. That's a bad thing. He's not a boat on fire. Well, maybe it's more like a Viking funeral. That's the Cardinals.

He's like a speedboat at maximum speed right now. See, the fire's behind him. Just pushing him forward. I don't know if there's any fire, man. Maybe you're afraid that the boat's going too fast and is going to flip. Why do you need a fire boat? Well, NBA Jam rules require that there's fire here. There's no boats in NBA Jam. But then I went with the boating analogy. You don't get this many analogies in one sentence. I need both of them. I need a boat and I need fire and I need to figure out how we're safe. We are on the water with fire. We don't need the water, man. It's the boat that I'm riding on. So, yes, I am going to... I'm jumping from the boat to the jet ski. And we're going off the waterfall. Regardless, you stay in the flames wherever you are. Not the water. Unless it's a boat. With... Which you said to jump off of. I'm so confused. Just play Christian Watson.

Don't worry, guys. Russell Wilson was working out on the plane on the flight. Okay. Wait, what is this? Tell me about this. Did you not see the quote? No, I didn't see this. I shared. I put this in the slack because it's just. This is a let's fly moment? He continues to be ridiculous where it's, it was an eight hour flight for them to get over to London. And Russell Wilson made sure that reporters knew that he spent four of the eight hours working out. and stretching. And he was doing your like high knees in the aisle while everybody else was sleeping. Russell Wilson still grinding. He said he was doing high knees in the aisle. Do you know how obnoxious that would be for those guys sleeping? If we're, if our entire team is flying overseas and Jason's in the aisle doing high knees. He just hear his pants swishing. Oh my gosh.

It's okay. Oh, goodness gracious. I mean, Jerry lives right. I get the stretching. If you have a hamstring injury, you probably don't want to be sitting in an airplane chair for eight hours. I understand. But it's like, why do you have to make sure that people know this? Also, the pilot was probably saying, can the guy doing the high knees cool it? The plane is shaking. The guy in the aisle. This is your captain speaking? It's a bit dangerous to do that. And he is one of the biggest cases to me of seeing what the money is doing on Antonio Gibson versus what the... Terry McLaurin? Oh, no. Were you building an Antonio Gibson case? I was. This whole time we're talking about Terry McLaurin? Yeah, I wasn't listening. Okay, you stand by. Yeah, I got some great stuff here. Come back to me in just a moment. It's really interesting. But do you have any... No, gosh, no, none. I mean, I...

Now, who is Terry McLaren? You got to remind me about... No, no. Sorry, I was researching something. And that's why Antonio Gibson is a great pick. Oh, that's good. Yeah, so why don't you guys do me a favor? Talk about Tara McLaren for a minute. I was hoping. I thought he was just missed. I thought he was just missed. I thought he was just miss speaking the name, but no, he had a full case for a different player. Oh, outstanding. Welcome back to the whole team being together. This is a delight. I know who to go to with Antonio Gibson related analysis momentarily. Wait for it. It's a secret. Let's go to the Pander Bear. Yeah, let's just get it out of the way. Let's get it out of the way. Who's your breakout? Detroit, we told you it was going to happen. It's just, I'm a little hot right now, so I don't know if we.

If we should start with me, maybe I'd just take my shirt on. No, no, no, no. Oh, my. Ladies and gentlemen, on the audio side. Oh, my gosh. What is happening? What is happening? Just setting up shop here. Ladies and gentlemen at home, Jason Moore has... Is that a Dan Campbell coffee that you got there? Yeah. Jason took off his polo. And apparently had a hidden Detroit Lions shirt that legit... I had no idea was there. Eddie, did you know this? I had no idea this was happening. This is not a joke. I mean, it's a joke, but... Well, yeah. It's, yeah, we got the big clown in the back. But we... What is happening? My breakout is not other. First of all, first of all, he's that committed to that gag that he wore two shirts. Oh, do you know how hot I fit? For Jason...

I'm amazed. I'm impressed. And that is one heck of a lion's visor you're wearing as well. Thank you. How much money did you spend for this bit? It was actually your money? I don't know. The company card got this. Thanks, Brooks. The actual definition is loyal and committed in attitude. Yeah. Yeah. I have a staunch opinion about, you know. Well, I thought I had a staunch opinion about Tateham Hill, but I'm starting to flip. Yeah. How's it going, taste of hill people? Yeah. Mac Jones, severe ankle sprain. The quote was kind of funny because it says that would cause Minnie to have surgery, but he apparently is not one of the mini. He's likely to miss multiple games. What is that throwing? I have mini leatherbound books. Mac Jones, make sure you tell them.

Make sure you tell them how tough I am. A lot of people have surgery on this. I'm not having surgery. Not me. But, Mac, you need surgery. No. No. Tell him I need it, and I'm not getting it. Give me that cigar. But you don't need the surgery, Mac. Yeah, but a lot of people do. A lot of people need this surgery. What if I did need surgery? And I said no. Doctor, pass. You're not passing on anything, Mac. Or am I? This is not the direct quotes that we're finding here. This poor guy got seriously hurt. We're mocking him. We're not mocking him. We're mocking the fake situation of why they would say. Well, this should not have been reported that way. No, I should not have. I'm throwing that thing in all the time. Yes, for sure. The next time I get any injury illness, a lot of people, they would have gotten a surgery for this, but not me.

Not me. I don't know if you know there's a lot of people leave the stitches in. Dak was like, not me. Get these out. Tassum Hill outscored Clyde Edwards a layer by one yard. Just wanting to put it into perspective. Climb that hill. Shout it from the top, Mike. This is your time to shine. I mean, he's coming back for like 400 yards next week. I know next week. This is the game that you play when you're anti-Tasem Hill. They'll name them the starter next week. Like, you know those, the old school movie fights where it's just completely unblocked haymakers. Oh, yeah. And you just absorb it. And then you, you just trade them. That's, that's, that's me and taste some hill. It's just good, good fun. I think it's going to, I think it's going to be a Thanksgiving. Oh, we rolling with that one? I think Thanksgiving's got to be it, right? Okay. Hashtag Thanksgiving.

It's thick, so there's two Cs. Two Cs, an S. I think that's the hashtag. I really want people in the middle of your Thanksgiving dinner to be like, oh, hold on. I got a tweet at my favorite fantasy football podcast, the word hashtag Thanksgiving. What if we just had like a child in the booth? And you go, hey, kid. Was that a catch? Did you catch that? Every game. And then the kid will go, yeah. It'll be really easy. A child. That's actually a really good. The catch child. The one. And then you only get the one. You get two, you get like a two year window of being the catch child. Because eventually that child's going to be big headed and he's going to start questioning himself. You'll get a skeptical and mad at the world. Got to be young enough. I'm thinking like four, five, you're out at six. Well, you have to, they have to be able to catch themselves. That's fair. That is absolutely fair. To know what a catch is. Yes. And once they know.

They can be brought up to the booth and paid big money to be the catch child. The catch child is the future. I just want this catch child to have to be talking to the referees through the headset and the booth. From his catch child drone. Catch child. It's attached. It just goes over the loudspeaker. Catch. Yeah, they don't have the main ump announced that they go, okay, we're going to go to the catch child. He did not catch the ball. No. Dropsies! The Chiefs have traded for Cadarius. No! Tony! Way! Oh my word! A third and a sixth round pick. My dynasty team is singing songs in the streets right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, is that tweet? Is that tweet gone already?

Did we get... Wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, it's real. It's real. The chiefs have traded. So this was part of the maneuvering. Yeah. T.J. Hawkinson, seven targets, three catches. He is what it is. I mean... Wow. That's... This bitterness is there. The bitterness. That's a man who has Hawkinson on the roster. Exactly what it is. Droppinson. Oh, man. I mean... T.J. Hoggton, you like to see the seven targets, but worthless. And he is, I mean, yeah. Man, you're not happy. Wow, you've been sitting on that one. I know, I just saw the name and felt the, felt the rage. Sometimes you feel a turd and he needs to get out. I'm just wrapping the Kyle Pitts dud into the Mariotta dud because they belong together. They're yoked. And it sucks because they're leading you off a cliff. I don't know if that could happen to you in Oregon Trail.

But if Marcus Marriota was playing, he could. I think that's more lemmings. Okay. Yeah, you could have gone with like fjording a real deep river of poop. Wow. Someone has Kyle Pitts on their roster and they are feeling what you are feeling. So tell the people who have cow pits. You can do nothing. There's nothing you can do about it. Oh no, no. Just live. Just live inside the poopy river. There's nothing you can do. You can't trade them? You can't trade. But sure, but what are you going to get? Who would you rather have Gerald Everett or Kyle Pitts? If you can train him for George Kittle, maybe now you do that. I don't think you can't. Last week I could have. Who should you? I was offered that and I said, no. Oh, I want Kyle Pitts. Now remember, Kyle Pitts saw 22% of the, of the Atlanta Falca's targets this last week. I'm not, I can't, I will never bench it. I will never do it. I will never put Kyle Pitts on my bench. It will never happen.

It will never happen for anybody that hasn't. All of us live with the combine rolling in our heads waiting. Tyler Higby or Kyle Pitts. I mean, I think you should be starting these other people. No. I'm not, maybe, but I'm not going to. I'm going to die here. Okay. On the hill. So I'm having a hard time kind of figuring out this pick, so just give me a sec. I mean, it's tough. You're not going to get out of your head. By the way, why did you explain what that actually was? Yeah, so we were just goofing around in the office the other day. We found this type to text thing that could just with AI make it sound like different people are talking. And then all of a sudden our programmers from the other room were just made this little jingle. Yep.

from from AI so yeah thank you yeah i don't know where it came from