Fantasy Footballers Show Highlights (2021)

Hey, Foot Clan, the fantasy footballers here. Are you excited for the 2022 season? I sure am, Andy. I'm pretty excited. Oh, yeah. You got to join us each and every day from August through the end of the year. We got a show every day of the week. And we thought we would hop on here and share some of our favorite moments from last year. Enjoy. Let me take you into the mind of Big Ben right now. Snap the ball. Cheeseburger. That's exactly what he's seeking. That's so mean. I think that's part of the problem. Double, double. Yes, I'll take onions. Grill them? Sure. Oh, shoot. Throw the ball. I'm surprised you can't hear Al laughing as loud as he's laughing from behind the producer's desk. It also appears that Chris McCaffrey is not at practice again today. Sorry, continue.

When Loga Thomas comes back, he's just going into that full-time role and will be, you know, I feel like a weekly top five start. I agree. And I do plan on inheriting a number of roles on Thanksgiving Day. Oh, yeah. So much dinner butter. Dinner butter? Dinner rolls. Is that different than lunch butter? Oh, dinner butter is way different. Dinner butter is always whipped. It's, uh, dinner butter's a step off. Left. Oh, yeah. You don't want lunch butter. You ever had breakfast butter? Breakfast butter is cold and hard. It's dumb. Oh, wow. Yeah. Really? No. I, no. No, this is all just made up because I said dinner butter. But, uh, I love me some rolls. Oh, then that's the best that we need to focus there. And obviously takes the pants.

Panthers out of that market. Takes the pants right out of the market. Takes the pants right off the market. Which this last weekend in Arizona did that. They were right out. We had to dress up for Easter and it was like, can I strip on the way to the car going back from church? Yeah. How quick when I get home can these, why did I not wear my rip off jeans? That was the only question I had is why don't these jeans Velcro on the side? So pants free zone, you were saying. We took a look and redid the rookie rankings. So the whole dynasty pass has been updated. Is that a pants again? Got pants on the mind, apparently. All dynasty pants, put them on. Yeah, can't stop thinking about pants. If you get the ultimate draft kit plus, you get the dynasty pants and those are the best pants you'll ever put on. No, I'm just, I'm just sharing.

this piece of information. I didn't invent it. Oh, this is a great, great stat. But back in 2000, not only were you 18, but you at that time weighed the same as Tutu Atwell does today. Oh, fantastic. Which right now, present day, Jason, weighs 1.84 tutus. I think we should start. I think this, we should have a movement. You know, we got stones over the sea. You got pounds here. Right. We should go tutus. Okay, so you're at one point. I am 1.842. And do you want to refuse to believe you were, you were 165 when you were 18? No, I was not 165 at 18. I knew this stat was egregious. How many tutus would you like to weigh? Like if you work hard, how many, you go into 1.5 tutus? Uh, so you're telling me, is a two to two to two. He's how much? He's one 165. Uh, I would like to weigh 1.221 tutus. So I've got 0.6 tutus to lose.

I entered the Draft Kings Millie Maker for Thursday night. The showdown. My lineup did very well. I cashed. I think I got 30 bucks. I won. You sure did. Oh, man. I'm just shocked. If it weren't for Jason, I'm not sure I take down the Millie Maker because because so I'm giving him one sixth of my winnings. Oh, all right. But the second headline here, guys, I'm the same person. that you know and love. I, just because I took down the millie maker, you have been incredibly humble, we showed up. I'm the same person. We showed up to a lot of days. I hate to interrupt guys, but Al. Andy had a rush delivery that just showed up. Oh, really? Okay. Oh. Anyways, I'm the same guy. Got a new hat. I'm the same guy I've always been. And I just want you to know that. Quite the fancy hell. I'm going to stay humble. Oh, boy.

Lambo last week. What? Last week I did. Yeah, I did not recommend the strategy of mooning your opponent this week. I'm pants down, baby. With Justin Fields in, I'm willing to plug. Bread pudding. Oh no. Oh, that's the bread pudding. That's not okay. Not okay. Pants up, bread pudding. Pants down is a mooney. Um, we are. Is that, is that bread pudding? Oh, no. Here's the thing. Now be serious, Jason. Let's be real, be an analyst. Let's be my bread pudding. Man, I might not order bread pudding anymore. At this point, that dessert is over. It's ruined. It was a heavyweight matchup. The Green Bay Packers were taking on the Arizona Cardinals. Currently, or as of last night, they were undefeated. The Packers took them down 24 to 21.

Oh, don't you? Oh, yeah, baby. Are you kidding me right now? Take it down the undefeated Arizona cardals in the bird's nest. Unbelievable. Boom, Shakalaka. Oh, man. What is that? You are so fired. Al Borland, you are so fired. Get this off our show. I can't stop them. I can't stop them. What just happened? We got hijacked. Thank you guys for taking me to the game last night. Much appreciated. Yeah, well, it was a great departing gift for you and your employment here. It was fantastic. Considerate severance. Brooks is back in studio today and he will be sitting by our megaphone. And when they call, he will pick it up and confirm that, yes, we do want to be included in the Guinness Book of World Records. Would the megaphone be a big shark phone or a seashell phone? It is unfortunately an awkwardly shaped shark phone.

It is not comfortable to talk up. Do you talk into the mouth or the anus? No, my gosh. You're talking to the tail. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's the anus. You're talking into the tail. We all know what you're talking into. Right. We don't say it. At least say Adam Gase. I mean, come on. Oh, my goodness. You listen through the, through the mouth and the teeth. Number two. You talk into the number two. Yeah, I mean, either you're talking to it or you're listening to it. It's a loose situation. I feel like a house of cards right now. I didn't know sharks had. You didn't know. Everyone poops. Megalibol.com to join and play along with us. I know I'm going to be in one of those leagues in the winner of the Megalibol gets in next year's listener league. It's over, guys. It's over 722 days. Congratulations, New York. Of septic sludge in New York City. You made it. The Adam Gaze.

I mean, you started it, to be fair. Yeah, we all knew this before you signed him. I'm talking to the city like it's their fault. We're flushing it away. It's over 722 days of Adam Gays. Yeah, you need a big flush. It's a long flush. It sounds. Yeah, you got to, you got to do that thing where you hold the lever up just to make sure that more water's two cycles of water. Yeah. Clear it out. Naeem Hines and J.D. McKissick, they, they frio together. Those guys hang out. They exist to give you eye rolls when you draft the number one in the room. They share the frozen yogurt and then they're, they cackle like, see how many touches I stole? It's just hard to look at Naeem. Why are the goblins? Oh, they're, I mean, they're goblins because they're gobbling up all those targets. Yeah, that's not bad. That's not bad. Both players.

Here's what I know. That's exactly what he says every time. He runs out on the field on third down when he passes Jonathan Taylor. As he's high-fiving him? Yes. So I could not do a goblin right now. And so I think I'm going to ask both producers to share in the mailbag drop. And I think I'd pay them enough to do so. Merry Christmas. Mailbag. Mailbag. It was loud. That's great. I love you guys. I feel like we got some harmony in there. That wasn't bad. What is? It wasn't good, but it wasn't bad. Instagram question from Zonda Panda. Around what age would a wide receiver and dynasty be considered in a career? Well, I mean, it depends on why are you laughing?

I didn't hear any of the question because all I could think of was Zonda Ponda. I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with me, guys. That's a good band name. Zonda Ponda? Yeah. Yeah. They'd be definitely an EDM. For sure. Tim Patrick, Fireball Jones, signed a three-year, $34 million extension. Caching. Let's talk about what that means. Well, it means the future of Cortland Sutton is probably not as a Bronco. Wait, is this? You didn't see that? Just come through? It just came through. Wait. Breaking news. Rewind. Do you want to? Do you want to cold takes? Let me. Freezing cold takes. I don't know that there's ever been a quicker cold take. Let me break this news. Three minutes ago it happened. The Broncos reached an agreement on an extension for wide receiver, Cortland Sutton, four years, $60 million with $34.9 million guarantee. Take that, Fireball Jones. Wow.

Do we have tight ends to pick up, Brooks? Not really. That's what I'm learning. That's why these names are here. What about Max Williams? You want to chase? He's a 0% rostered and just had 7 for 94 for Arizona. Max Williams at least gets the Jacksville Jaguars where you could easily, you know, throw all over them. But no, I'm not, I'm not, I want to bring up Pat Friar Muth because the Muth was Luth. Um, he had four. That's the only reason you want to bring it up. That's the only reason. He did not do enough to warrant a pickup. Absolutely. He did not, but the Muth is Luth. And say it with me, people. You'll have fun. He's Loof. Watch the Steelers game. And when Pat Friar Muth gets Luth, you're going to enjoy it. All right. Let's hit back to the voicemail. Hey, guys. What's your take on Jacoby Myers? I think he's going to be the best past catching option on New England this year.

taken over for that Julian Edelman roll. And, you know, ah, dang it. Oh, man, that's great. Brooks, you left that in there? Yeah, I did this time. Oh, I'm sorry, my man. Here's what's crazy. That bus was driven exclusively by Brooks. Brooks backed the money truck up and said, I'll do what I want. Were you guys ready for our brand new Dynasty Delance segment? Oh, am I? We got new graphics for it, too. Ooh. Dynasty Download. What? Good job on that one, Mike. Hold on a minute. It's a little tamer than your usual drop. Yeah, that's different. What is this? Why have I been conspired against? Why did I work on a Sunday so that we can put that into the podcast? Look, I have your real drop. I have your, here's the truth. Now the graphic.

Did you like the graphic? The graphic of Jay Gris playing dueling banjos on a guitar for some reason. And then break dance. Well, look, I got breaking news for you. That was actually me on the guitar. Oh. We knew that this segment was coming quick. And I didn't, I'll be honest, I didn't expect you to work on a Sunday. And I knew we had it on Tuesday. So I'm committed. I wasn't sure that you were going to have it in time. And I wanted to fill in the gap for you. So I grabbed my guitar. And I threw it up there. And I got it.

I got it going. Dynasty Download. It's almost as good as Mike's usual ones. That forest in the background? It really pumps you up. I thought this would be the official segment, but Mike, you did come through and I'll hit the button now. Dynasty Download. The graphics are way better on yours, Andy. You're having a good time. That is boring not safe for work. All right. Dynasty download. Goodness gracious. Make sure to subscribe on YouTube. We're going to be spending some time. We thought we thought it would be fun to surprise you, Mike. Oh, well, I've surprised by both. Okay, yeah. Wheel of shame. All right, so we got fedora, the Blumen. That was me, Hunter hat. Oh, man, please don't be that. It's fish face. It says fish face. Fish face. Can he get it on?

YouTube.com slash the fantasy footballers. That's a snug fit. Oh, can you breathe? Um, yes, but I don't know how this will play for a podcast. Oh, it sounds like you would, you're speaking underwater. Okay. Well, that's what it feels like I'm breathing too. Oh, this is the worst by 10 miles. There's never been anything this bad. So hit us with a profile real. Yeah. I need the profile picture. Jay. Turn to the left. Oh, man. I'm in that stupid situation in our dynasty league where I'm see, I'm the CMC manager. And I'd like to just tuck tuba on my bench. But every time I try to send an offer, I get some crap back, man. Hard to tuck a chuba. They're trying. So, yeah. What was I saying? The trade offers to get chuba are not going well. Not going well. He wants a lot. So he doesn't want to let me tuck a chuba. No, that's difficult. I mean, that's tough, man.

And that's the end. Oh, that's how we finished. That was the footballers episode if I've ever seen one. What's that phone number, Jason? 302-464, TFFB. Bye. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Fantasy Footballers podcast. Join our fantasy football community on join thefoot.com. And follow us on Twitter at the FF ballers.