Fantasy Football Podcast 2016 - MEGALODON Episode - Week 12 Matchups, Trade Tips, Starts, + Much More!

done before my head slams into the keyboard here. People are not going to like my second round draft. Hold on. Hold on. Because look, I'm putting our names into a randomizer really quickly. I was going to say, how we doing this? A little Rochambeau or what? Hold on. See, Andy, just for all of our listeners, while you pull up a randomizer that is much more fair than Rochambeau, Andy would never Rochambeau because I beat him every time. Snake draft, two rounds, Thanksgiving. Jason gets the first pick.

but do you want the first pick? I got that back-to-back action. I absolutely do not want the first pick because I know what I'll take it. These three teams are going on to Twitter and we're voting for the best team. I know what the number one is and I think that I can get him even though that's going to then be the last pick of the draft. I think I can get it. I'm going to risk it.

And I'm going to punt my true number one because I think I'll get them. I'll never get this one. I'm taking the mashed potatoes. Lumpy or smooth? Oh, no, they got to be smooth. They got to be creamy. Lumpy potatoes are an immediate cut. Yeah, no, this is the perfect. This is my wife's perfect mashed potatoes. You can't beat them. Those are the number one draft pick. I'm stressing right now because I'm on the turn, but Mike picks before me. And if I, if what I want doesn't fall to me, I'm going to be disappointed. Mike, what do you got? Look.

I have no intentions of winning this on Twitter. I'm just going to give some fire takes that are my true opinions here. Whoa. So my number one pick. We talked about it earlier. I'm talking about the canned cranberries. What? Because real cranberries are the wot. Oh, all cranberries are. Cranberries are. The cranberries are like, hey, we got a fruit. You got the cranberries. You could have got the cranberries in the seventh round. I intentionally sit at the place at the table where the cranberries have been set.

The canned crambers. You're too disgusting. They are delicious. They are good. They shake. They shimmy. Jason knows about that. You know what I like to do? I like to win. And you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to win with two picks real easy right here. Don't you do it to me. I've got turkey and pumpkin pie. Yes. Turkey and pumpkin pie have been selected because there is nothing more core. Look, nobody wants to draft Gore, but Gore wins you.

winsy games i'm draft turkey that's good turkey is the gore of draft pick with those pumpkin pie is the hulio yeah no you you've got you've got the main dinner and you've got the main dessert i think you could win on twitter but the actual best is still out there and i hope it's not what mike takes right i know i'm going to make a draft day trade and swap back to jason because i know that i'm going to catch some flack for my picks oh i love it i accept your trade and i will take what should have gone number one

Number one in the draft, because don't give me this turkey nonsense. It's dry, it's nasty. I'm going to ham. I'm going, this is a fantasy football show, and I'm going ham. Why is that relevant? Because it's. Why would ham make it? Because players go ham. Welcome to the party, Andy. I'm going to ham and mashed potatoes. I could be good with just that for life. I'm talking honey baked. Okay, this is, and that's a point of clarification.

honey-baked ham and perfect mashed potatoes. So you got mashed potato and ham. I get that. I've got turkey and pumpkin pie locked and loaded. Let's find the disgusting. Mike is cranberries and I'm going to throw it out. Is it deviled eggs? No. Oh, that would be good. Oh, I love deviled eggs. They're awesome. I had to think about it. You're lucky this isn't a three-round draft. No, this is this. Stuffing? This is a food. That's great. That not, it cannot be found in the entire country. It can only be found in the western half. I am not a big fan of Thanksgiving. I've talked about this. Beans?

No, I'm not a huge fan of Thanksgiving food. I have a tradition. Every Thanksgiving for dinner. I go get Jack in the box, and I get a double cheeseburger meal to cleanse my palate of the worst food that is Thanksgiving. I stand by this. I knew it would be. Hold on. I knew I'd get the head shakes. No. He just killed Thanksgiving with that answer. Did I? If I did, you're welcome America. Oh, my goodness. You know what? I think we need one more dabble.

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