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The hosts define Megalodon as three days of material jammed into one caffeine-fueled episode, predict they will end as sweaty puddles, and eventually rely on smelling salts after running out of gas.
After being voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shaming themselves, three Deucers become Turkey One, Two, and Three and must produce the entire Megalodon in hot, smelly, mostly ill-fitting costumes; the hosts later reverse their masks so they cannot see.
From more than 20,000 Megalabowl entries, the top six in each league reach the playoffs, the top half advance weekly, and the final week's highest scorer becomes champion and enters the 2026 Listener League.
Kyle and Brooks select official annual awards that map fantasy players to Thanksgiving foods; categories include dependable mashed potatoes, the anti-traditional Jack-in-the-Box Mike Wright Special, and a pumpkin-pie player who is delicious until too much makes you sick.
Jason unexpectedly resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker through a Megalodon ranch-hand story involving poop, a bazooka, and Ravens kicker Tyler Loop; the hosts insist it will never return again.
Jason's Saturday message and shared show-document note reveal the Saints defense; Mike raises an existing three-dollar bid to six and wins it over Jason's planned zero-dollar claim, prompting Jason to say a League-of-Record champion will trade everything.
The hosts catch the Falcon chewing during the show and turn it into an employment interrogation: he is eating on their time, they paid for the snack, and the bite has allegedly lasted twelve minutes.
When Mike asks why matchup graphics lack distinct home and road jerseys, the hosts say the graphics package launched Apple style: omit the full package now so a future update can add it.
Josh tries to answer from the turkey desk but his microphone fails; the hosts congratulate production for muting him and imagine reversing the control so every attempt to talk silences him automatically.
Three solo turkey noises create the triple-gobble candidate; the hosts choose and spell it, make it the giveaway hashtag proving a listener finished, integrate the gobbles into mailbag, and refuse to repeat it at the end for skippers.
The Thanksgiving Megalodon deliberately jams three days of content into one endurance show. The Deucers, having been voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shamed themselves, serve a full-show mega-shame as Turkey One, Two, and Three: Josh, Al, and the Falcon must produce while hot, smelly, and costumed. The hosts explain that the 20,000-plus-entry Megalabowl ultimately awards its winner a place in the 2026 Listener League. Annual Turkey Day Awards translate players into Thanksgiving dishes, including the anti-traditional Mike Wright Special and the YouTube-comment-born pumpkin-pie category. Jason resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker with an intentionally grotesque Megalodon monologue. During actual League-of-Record roster management, Mike sees Jason's Saints-defense note in the shared show document, raises his bid to six dollars, and takes the defense while Jason fumes that he would trade everything after winning the championship. Elsewhere, the hosts accuse the Falcon of eating on company time and dime, roast the graphics team for withholding home-and-road jerseys as an Apple-style update, celebrate Josh's broken microphone as a dream mute feature, and use smelling salts to survive. The turkeys' three gobbles become hashtag triple gobble, are folded into the mailbag drop, and are intentionally not repeated at the close so listeners who skipped ahead receive no reward.
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