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The hosts define Megalodon as three days of material jammed into one caffeine-fueled episode, predict they will end as sweaty puddles, and eventually rely on smelling salts after running out of gas.
After being voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shaming themselves, three Deucers become Turkey One, Two, and Three and must produce the entire Megalodon in hot, smelly, mostly ill-fitting costumes; the hosts later reverse their masks so they cannot see.
From more than 20,000 Megalabowl entries, the top six in each league reach the playoffs, the top half advance weekly, and the final week's highest scorer becomes champion and enters the 2026 Listener League.
Kyle and Brooks select official annual awards that map fantasy players to Thanksgiving foods; categories include dependable mashed potatoes, the anti-traditional Jack-in-the-Box Mike Wright Special, and a pumpkin-pie player who is delicious until too much makes you sick.
Jason unexpectedly resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker through a Megalodon ranch-hand story involving poop, a bazooka, and Ravens kicker Tyler Loop; the hosts insist it will never return again.
Jason's Saturday message and shared show-document note reveal the Saints defense; Mike raises an existing three-dollar bid to six and wins it over Jason's planned zero-dollar claim, prompting Jason to say a League-of-Record champion will trade everything.
The hosts catch the Falcon chewing during the show and turn it into an employment interrogation: he is eating on their time, they paid for the snack, and the bite has allegedly lasted twelve minutes.
When Mike asks why matchup graphics lack distinct home and road jerseys, the hosts say the graphics package launched Apple style: omit the full package now so a future update can add it.
Josh tries to answer from the turkey desk but his microphone fails; the hosts congratulate production for muting him and imagine reversing the control so every attempt to talk silences him automatically.
Three solo turkey noises create the triple-gobble candidate; the hosts choose and spell it, make it the giveaway hashtag proving a listener finished, integrate the gobbles into mailbag, and refuse to repeat it at the end for skippers.
The Thanksgiving Megalodon deliberately jams three days of content into one endurance show. The Deucers, having been voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shamed themselves, serve a full-show mega-shame as Turkey One, Two, and Three: Josh, Al, and the Falcon must produce while hot, smelly, and costumed. The hosts explain that the 20,000-plus-entry Megalabowl ultimately awards its winner a place in the 2026 Listener League. Annual Turkey Day Awards translate players into Thanksgiving dishes, including the anti-traditional Mike Wright Special and the YouTube-comment-born pumpkin-pie category. Jason resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker with an intentionally grotesque Megalodon monologue. During actual League-of-Record roster management, Mike sees Jason's Saints-defense note in the shared show document, raises his bid to six dollars, and takes the defense while Jason fumes that he would trade everything after winning the championship. Elsewhere, the hosts accuse the Falcon of eating on company time and dime, roast the graphics team for withholding home-and-road jerseys as an Apple-style update, celebrate Josh's broken microphone as a dream mute feature, and use smelling salts to survive. The turkeys' three gobbles become hashtag triple gobble, are folded into the mailbag drop, and are intentionally not repeated at the close so listeners who skipped ahead receive no reward.
But Justin Jefferson or Michael Wilson. Yeah. Let me go to this camera here. What are we doing here, turkeys? What would you guys do? Get on the record. What would the turkeys do in that one? Michael Wilson, Justin Jefferson. There's zero chance I could sit Justin Jefferson for Michael Wilson personally. Do you know how to use a mic, Josh? Oh, he's trying. Oh, Josh's microphone doesn't work. Oh, fantastic. Good work producers. And I mean that good work in muting Josh. That's what we always dreamed of. Yeah. It would be great if we reversed his mute button. So every time he tries to talk, he's muting himself. You're doing it to yourself. Come on. Come on, Max. You got it. No, I don't want to play Jefferson in this game. And I would have the guts to sit him. I'd play a Bucca. We could move the camera back. Oh, no, we can't. Oh, yeah. There we go. Wondale or Justin Jefferson? I'm playing Wondale. Troy Franklin or Justin Jefferson? Well, I'll play Jefferson there. Christian Watson? Jefferson. Okay.
No more further questions. We'll take a break. More matchups. And don't forget, we have our fantasy face off as well. This episode is supported by prize picks. It is the holiday season, the best time of year for sports, bowl games, basketball matchups, playoff pushes. It's all happening at once. And while you're out here making decisions every day, what gifts to buy, which game to watch, there is one place where it feels good to be right. Prize picks. and hey check this out prize picks now is early payouts if your lineup gets off to a hot start you may now have the option to cash out those winnings before the game even finishes we have been loving our time on the prize picks this year you go facing off against each other going the mores or less and look what i really love on prize picks number one the app is extremely easy to use it's very intuitive
But I love all the creative stuff out there, you know, like just overall pass percentage of a quarterback, a running back. Will they get more or less than 20 yards on their first five carries? Really special, unique, fun stuff that makes the game day just a little bit more exciting. Download the prize picks app today and use code footballers to get $50 on lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. That's code footballers to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup. Price Picks, it's good to be right. How many games do we have left? I don't know. How many games? Just make it stop. Buffalo, seven and four, Pittsburgh, six and five. Okay, we could do this. Oh, is that it? We can do it. The Vegas line, Buffalo minus three and a half over under. Quick nap, guys. Are you running out of gas? I've been out for a while. Get this guy a smelling salt. Do we have a smelling salt over there? Throw me the salts. Oh, wait. That's all. That's a whole.
Oh, oh, in the face. Definitely hit me in the face. Um, here you go, Jay. All right. Let me get you, for, to get you through the last three, Mike, you want one? No, I don't. Like's shaking. No, I don't. We'll share, Jay. I'll share. I know what I can do. I know. I know. I know. They don't. They don't make me feel energized. I love that smell. They just make my nose and my eyes burn. All right. I'm back. Baby. Buffalo. Seven and four. Pittsburgh six and five. Uh, Buffalo. Buffalo. minus three and a half over under 47 and a half. And, um, okay, well, they signed, who'd they sign at wide receiver? Brandon Cooks? Yeah, that'll fix it. Our problems are solved. What is Buffalo doing? If you could smelt down a bunch of receivers into one, right? Like a metal? Sure. You get, I just making sure you feel like it. Yeah, smelt. Yeah, you dealt it. I'd swish. So I just feel like they need.
They might need to not waste Josh Allen's prime, is all I'm saying. You play Allen. This is an interesting game. You play James Cook, of course. And then I'm starting to feel more confident around Khalil Shakir right now. Ever since we saw, I mean, last week was big. It wasn't great the weeks before. But from a target share perspective, like over the last five weeks, he's on pace for 125 targets. And so if I get 125 Josh Allen target pace, I'm okay with that. I don't know if you guys are. Like Shakir or Justin Jefferson. Apparently that's the question. I'd play Jefferson. Does, does Brandon Bean's television only, are you still smelling that? Sorry, I wanted one more whiff. Here you go, Jay. Yeah, my left nostrils way too open. I've got to open that right one now. Does Brandon Bean's television only play games, like NFL games from like five years ago? Is that why they get those wide receivers? Yeah, he only, yeah, he only watches. It's like this, Brandon Cooks.
He's doing great work. They're just adding Gabe Davis coming back. That's what I mean. It's weird. Yeah. So, so I don't, I don't think it's complicated though. Start sit wise on Buffalo side, right? It's Allen and it's Cook and then Shakira in an emergency. Yeah. Coleman, is he going to come back? No, we don't even know if he's playing ball, but if he is, he's not going to be in my lineup. Oh, I forgot we have mailbag too. Yeah, yeah. We'll get, uh, we'll get a triple gobble mailbag. Oh, yes. Yeah, we will. You remind me we had mailbag. We're going to do that. All right. Kenneth Gainwell got Mike's start of the week, the little pat on the butt. Jalen Warren is, of course, in your lineup too, right? Yeah, yeah. Both of them are in play. And then we expect to see Aaron Rogers back out there, but does it mean much? I don't know if this offense really functions much differently. I don't think you look at Metcalf and go, oh, thank goodness he's got Rogers instead of Rudolph. No, but you still start. Even if that was Rudolph. Is it Metcalf or Justin Jefferson? Oh, gosh.
Oh, I think I would go Justin Jefferson. Yeah. Yeah. Eight targets, two weeks in a row for D.K. Metcalfe. Eight targets two weeks in a row turns out into five for 49 and five for 22. Can we call him the Candyman? Is he only eats candy for food? I mean, it makes me feel better. I feel like that's the Candyman or a Dunez. It's too good. It's killing him the Candyman's too good. The Candyman can. Yeah, on the podcast yesterday, we basically said he was, he was turkey. He's like, yes, the big, beautiful, special thing that's really overrated. Yeah, I don't know why people feel like they have to attack turkey just because they like him. No, no, no, I'm not attacking. I still like Turkey. Do you think it's overrated? Just, yes, he's very overrated. Turkey. D.K. McCaff got a $150 million deal. He is not a true wide receiver one. A big part of turkey is the dressing. Yeah. Like putting the gravy on it, I mean.
Yeah, so put D.K. McCaff on a good team. His gravy is Aaron Rogers. Yeah, the gravy's gone bad. Gravy's a little old. That's like some... Gravy's been sitting out for 40 years. Yes. So Metcalf is a scary start. I mean, Shakir or Metcalf in the same game? I'll probably go Metcalfe. I would go McCaff. Jacoby Myers against Tennessee. Maccalf. Okay. That one's closer than it should be. I'd go Shakir over Myers. Okay. Any other questions from this game? Any other thoughts? We've talked through all the main players. No. The bills are good against tight ends. You want to know why he's struggling? Which is actually good news for D.K. Matcalfe because when it comes to Jonu and Pat Friarmouth and Big old Darnell, Washington, and more than any of those three.
Arthur. Remember Darnall Anderson? Oh, yeah. Arthur Smith wanting to get his tight ends involved. This is not the matchup where he's going to be able to do that. So, D.K. McKaff should have a few more targets going his way. Shout out to Ben Fennell for this stat, but this is why Metcalf sucks. Steelers did not complete a pass of 20 air yards in the month of November. But the month of November is... Four games. It's almost over. Zero completed passes of 20 more yards. Winston did it five times against Detroit. By himself. Did he catch one as well over 20? James should be everybody's quarterback. I agree. We talked about this. The NFL is so fun. The James should be the backup to all games. To all teams. And if any starter gets injured, he comes in and goes, go deep. The Las Vegas Raiders at 2 and 9 take on the 7 and 4 chargers. The Vegas line, L.A. minus 10 over under 41 and a half. The chargers, correct me if I'm wrong. Their last game was a spanking. Oh, yeah. The
So not that all the Raiders games aren't a spanking for the Raiders, but they're heavy favorites here. Ten point favorites. That implied point total for the Raiders is 15 points. That's wild. That's low. That is a lot more than the Raiders scored against these chargers in week two when they put up nine. Yeah, 20 to nine game in week two. Gino was once again hot farts in that one, 56% completion percentage, three picks, bad passer rating. and it's not getting better for Las Vegas. They're just firing coordinators until Pete runs out of them and then he runs out of town. Justin Herbert, though, like, are you revitalized with your confidence with the charges because of the matchup? Yeah. Even though they were so disappointing. The matchup along with the buy. I think they really needed the buy week. I'm hopeful that O'Marion Hampton comes back, which will open things up. Their issue is they've lost their two.
left tackles. I mean, their left tackle and then their right tackle became their left tackle. And their offensive line has been a real problem for Herbert. Max Crosby will be an issue, but he's really the only one. The Raiders don't have a great pass rush despite having Max Crosby. So I expect better things from Herbert. I'm okay with starting pretty much all of the chargers. Not all of them are going to hit, but yeah, I mean, it would go in the order of Ladd. I'm thinking it'll go Ladd, Kuge, Gadsden, Keenan. I'm fine with that order. It's, yeah, it's Ladd at the top. Yoshi, where does he fit into that order, though? Like somebody like Andre Yoshi. I think probably ahead of Q's, yeah. So then it's Ladd. Yoshi. Yoshi. Yeah. So, yeah, I want to see Hampton back out there. I want to see the split. Like I wouldn't, let me put this out there. If Hampton plays, don't freak out if this game isn't the game.
Right, right. For Omari and Hampton. I think you could see a lot of Kamani Vidal as well. He's really earned the respect of the coaching staff. And, you know, Hampton, they could ease him back into the situation, is all I'm saying. Ashton Genti hurt his ankle. We think he's okay. This is Wednesday, right? We're early on the week. But, I mean, you don't, other than Bowers, do you? No, that's it. Bowers and Gentile? Yep, that is it. And you will not get plenty. Probably. Probably not. Sunday night football Denver. Do we have a Monday night game too? Oh, they straight up lied to us when we were when they said three games left. It was four. And I'm looking at the deuce is over there and they're nodding. It was four. I realized it ago. We got hot in that costume. You snooks. You know what? Turn your masks around. I don't want you to be able to see.
Oh, that totally. That actually works. Yep. Oh, it does. Yeah. Turn them around. Rest of the show. There you go. That's it. Oh, my goodness. Triple gobble over there. Let's move on. We've got 100 games left. Denver, 9 and 2, Washington 3 and 8. Denver, 6.5 point favorites. Over under is 43 and a half. Weird game to me. Both teams coming off the buy. Commanders have lost 6 in a row. Broncos have won 8 in a row. There is a non-zero chance that Jayden's back in this game. I don't think it's very high. I don't think it's very high either. I'm still going under 10%. They're at home in Denver. I don't know what you are on offense. I know what you are on defense, and I love you. You're a great defense. Defense is elite. Their offense is going to be just fine. In this week? Yeah. You don't think Dan Quinn can get this thing going on defense coming out of the biweek against Denver? I do not. Find the weaknesses in this offense and shut them down? Because.
despite any weaknesses, the commanders can overcome that. With their lack of personnel. And let their weaknesses become their strength. Yeah, and if you've got Mariotta, it hurts their defense as well. That's going to set the Broncos up for potential shorter fields or more time of possession. So, yeah, I do. I think we all like the Broncos offense. We're all very, very hopeful that the Broncos can come here. to the Washington commanders who are 30th against quarterbacks, 30th against wide receivers, 27th against running backs, and put up an offensive performance. We are all extremely hopeful. But also... In the back of your head. In the back of your head, you're going, they've had these opportunities before. Vegas? Remember the Vegas game? You come and just fall on your face. So it is scary. I believe in RJ Harvey. I...
I think he's going to be outstanding this week. RJ RV Dent. Yes, I believe in RJ Harvey Dent. And I believe that he will be a big cog to this engine running well. Bo Nix is your start of the week at quarterback Mike. I agree with that take there. Now, are you playing Franklin over Sutton? No. Was that some sort of train? Yeah, it was a. No. I'd play Sutton. Jason? I would play Sutton. Sutton or Bucky Irving? Sutton or Bucking Irving? It's a top question. Oh, I would play Bucking Irving? Yeah, it's like a top... Would you? Yeah, that's right to it? Right to it. I think I'd play Sutton. Straight through starting. Uh, pity city or Troy Franklin? Oh, man, this week, uh...
I got two buttons I can push. Pitman against Houston. I got a good pity or a bad pity. Which one you want? I'll push this one. Okay. All right. All right. On the other side, Debo, he's kind of had a couple of nice weeks in a row, right? Wide receiver 28 and 10. I would feel better with Jaden back out there. And I'm still on the Chris Rodriguez side at running back right now for Washington. He was the most impressive runner of the year. Chris Rodriguez, I think we mentioned it on the waiver day. It's not a great matchup. I want to pick him up. I don't really want to play him this week. We do have breaking news, Dan Quinn, saying that Terry McLaren will practice this week. Oh. So this is where I'm... Forgot about him. This is where I'm... Like, if Jaden's back out there with Terry... Like, you got to remember, they have not had that this year. Right. Any, like, lack of... I feel like the Jaden Daniels excitement wore down. It's been injuries. But it's also... You have had no Terry. All year. So it should...
look worse, right? It should be more of a struggle. So that would be nice. That would make this a much more exciting game. So Jaden Daniels is returning to practice, but has not been cleared for contact yet. And it is unlikely that he's going to play. So it'll probably be Marioata with. But he's been good. Marioata's been pretty good. Marioita is a decent streamer with Jaden Daniels gone. This week, it's probably the week you want to avoid it. The Broncos defense has just been so outstanding. Let me tell you the last three games for Mariotta. 213 passing yards, okay, against Kansas City. He also threw for 213 against Detroit. Oh, no way. But then against Miami, he threw for 2.13. No way. No, he did not. Yes, he did. He's throwing, he's got to. The governor is on there. It's like, I hit it. I got a run now, guys. But 49 rushing yards last game. I mean, that is a, that was a quarterback nine finish. I think Mariotta, you don't probably do it in this one against Denver.
But you got to know that he can provide a little bit for the offense, which gets him in the red zone, gets some Chris Rodriguez opportunities. Debo. He's torn over a touchdown in every start. Minnesota next week, the Giants after that, depending on Jaden Daniels. Yeah, yeah, Jaden could have a little bit of an impact on the old fantasy playoffs. He could. As could McLaurin. Who knows? Monday night football. This is the last one, right, before the fantasy faceoff. Monday night football, the Giants 2 and 10. The Patriots 10 and 2. New England, 7-point favorites, overrunners, 46 and a half.
It's all right. Despite the records, this is actually an exciting game. Yeah, I'd be looking forward. I mean, to Jackson Dart being back out there against Drake May. Oh, that'll be so fun. That's awesome. And the best part is if Jackson Dart doesn't play, still awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. James Winston. Oh, yeah. That's so much more exciting. Why don't teams use him? Yeah. Because he's crazy. Jackson Dart, Drake, May, though, both. fantasy options this week that you should play if they're out there. You want to get word on the concussion protocol situation for Jackson Dart. He's listed as a full practice. He's still technically in the concussion protocol, but you've got to think if you're playing Monday night and you're practicing in full on Wednesday, you are trending in the right direction. Tyrone Tracy and his two starts, 19 and 20 opportunities, running back 14 and 13. I have watched these games with an eye on his performance, and I actually think he has looked
Pretty good. I agree. Pretty tough running. I kind of think he's all right. Yeah, the running game. And the thing is, is it's still a split. Like Singletary has had 16 and 14 rushing attempts in the last two weeks at the same time that Tracy's getting all that work. They've been in these games. And so that's the question. It's like, are they going to be in this game as well? I don't know. They seem like they're similar to the dolphins. There's a team that is not good. They're not two and ten in effort. Right. They're actually going out there and giving it the old college try. You know? Regular season MVP right now. Stafford, the heavy favorite, Drake May right behind. And it's not, nobody else is particularly close in this moment. Makes sense. Traveon Henderson, you know, going up against the Giants defense, I was very close to making Henderson my start of the week. Yeah, I would love to start Henderson. I did it last week, so I wasn't going to do it again. But I don't have as much confidence in digs right now.
Obviously last week they took advantage of Cincinnati not knowing that tight ends play. But Kashon Booty's back. The snaps will be near 100% this week. I think Kashon Booty is close to my touchdown guarantee too. Whoa. A three pack? What do you mean a three pack? Well, you gave. Oh, because I said Andrews might have a shot at one. Yeah, Andrews worthy. Those two are just like high odds. There's only one guarantee and that's worthy. Oh, okay. I'm just saying Booty is up there on players that I have confidence in this week. Like, I'd play Kishon Booty in this game. Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. You've got a team at home favored against the matchup that's not too difficult. And Booty's had a lot of good games this year. We were worried with him coming back off of the injury. How long will it take to get involved? And he had 80% snaps last week. So I think you, whatever you thought he was before the injury is what you should look at him as, you know, going forward. And then I look, Wondale.
You can play Wondale Robinson, and I think you might be even more excited if it's Winston versus Dart. Because DART's going to run the football a little bit more, and I think Winston's going to go right back to the well, and the well is Wondale. If Winston is starting, Wondale becomes, I feel like a borderline must start. So you agree with that? Yeah. Anybody else in this game? Hunter Henry, are you just kind of letting that be a blip on the radar, and are you playing him? I mean, there is one league I'm playing him in, but it's, I'm not.
He is not someone that I would recommend to play this week. He went seven consecutive weeks since his last top 10 performance before he gave you this past week. Yeah, Henry's a, he's a solid matchup play, but this isn't the matchup. Okay. All right, we did it. We just got through all the matchups. And the show's not even over. Oh, no, we're not done yet. Two more segments. Do you thought we were done. When do we announce the hashtag? whenever we want you want to give it right now i feel like i feel like we should okay because you don't want people to just go to the end of the show i feel like it's between huge mungus boom boom and triple gobble and my vote is triple gobble oh triple i'm fine with triple gobble i think and for those that don't know there's only one p in triple thank you yeah well how many how many bees are in gobble there's two sure there are you're a one b gobble oh yeah yeah
Goble? It's a triple gobble. Goble. You don't know how vowels work, do you? It reminds me how vowels were. Double dribble. Yeah, Niccolo Yokic leads the league in triple gobbels. That's what it hits for me. All right, there's your hashtag triple gobble. Go on to X. Tag us at the FF ballers and let us know you got through the entire show. Hashtag triple gobble. And there they are. There is the triple gobble right over there. man and if i knew their mics were working and make them do it again now is that a strategic mic break so you don't have to do the mailbag in a minute no i fixed oh yeah yeah okay well we've got the uh the uh fantasy face off first fantasy face off presented by prize picks all right well let's jump right into it we have already uh put the shame on the deucer so
Let's get into it. Quarterback position. Last week, I think Jason, you and I both went three for four on the picks. Correct. I don't know. You missed the Diggs one? Is that what it was? That is also correct. And then I missed the Higgins one. This week at quarterback, I'm going to start with Jordan Love. And I'm going to take... more than 10 and a half rushing. Oh, you're going back to the well. Dang gum it. That is my favorite. Oh, I should have done that play of the entire year has been the rushing yards for Jordan Love. It has worked so many times. Oh, we've been, we've, I. And it's, it's the Detroit game. I too have Jordan Love 10 and a half rushing yards. I was hoping I'd be alone on that one. I know Al Borland loves it. That's, that's wonderful. So all of our, all of our picks this week are on Thursday. Thanksgiving. So we are doing a, uh, a triple gobble here.
Um, my quarterback is your start of the week. Dak Prescott Prescott Prescott Prescott at home against Kansas. I'm taking his completion percentage. His projection is a very nice 69.8. Okay. And I am going to say less than. Okay. I wasn't sure which way you'd go. That's a high for a high bar against Kansas City. He hasn't really been throwing for 70% most weeks. So that'll be fun to watch every, every past. I know the completion percentage. If you haven't played with one of the completion percentages, it's so fun. You're so invested on every single pass. You're like, oh, yes. Yeah. It got called back to penalty. All right. Mike, your prize picks projection. I'm on going with another one of the the sneaky prize picks fun ones. I got Jordan Love.
Oh, you got Jordan. Oh. Completions in his first 10 pass attempts. Okay. How many? I'm going to guess the line. Six. I'm going to guess projection is. The projection is six and a half. Seven and a half. Six and a half. Okay. And you took the. I'm going more. Okay. I'm going more. Okay. My running back screen game going with Jaden Reed, maybe. Um, well, this is cool. Yeah, yeah. Um, my, my lineup has two running backs in it. Perfect. Oh boy. But at least you got four players. Give me a moment. Yeah, unless you want to consider one of these to be. Look, look, my running back is running back are you taking. My running back is going to be Keaton Mitchell, my green goblin, more than nine and a half rushing yard. That's one attempt. That's one attempt, brother. And I've got plenty of time to grab a tight end here. Okay.
Um, that's funny. I pulled it up. Nobody flagged this. I was going to say, we send these over, uh, ahead of time. So. Oh, why not? Team effort. Why not? Um, that's on me. My run. I'll share the blame. It's probably on me too. A little bit with Andy. Um, my running back is Derek Henry against Cincinnati. His projection is 17 and a half rushing attempts. He is. annihilating that every week i think that they are going to win with defense lamar is not the mobile lamar that we're used to right now so i'm taking more than 17 and a half from derrick henry i have givante williams the projection is two and a half receiving the targets is this a goblin nope oh no i was very happy when i saw this i'm taking the more that projection feels very low um
I just realized we probably sent all this over to Price Picks already too. No, not that one. We only send one of each. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, yeah. That is worth mentioning on Price Picks. They now have the feature. Are we in? Yeah, I think so. You can scroll down on the homepage and find like one. What do they call that, Al? Yeah. I think it's a player pack. Player pack from the ballers. Okay. My wide receiver, maybe unsurprisingly, because of my touchdown guarantee, I'm going Xavier Worthy. More than 36 and a half receiving yards. Okay. All right. This is a good find real quick. And I do have a tight end. My wide receiver is my green goblin. I'm taking Jamar Chase at 59.5 receiving yards. Beautiful. I'll go more. I'll go more than that. Good work. Okay. Lay up. I got Christian Watson. Jason's start of the week. His projection for the Thursday night or Thursday morning matchup. 48.5 receiving yards.
I will take the more. And this one I've thought about all week long and definitely, definitely convicted about it. I'll go Mark Andrews more than 0.5 touchdowns. And I do get it on receiving or rushing, which. Oh, that's important. He could take a little, you know, speaking of rushing. My tight end is Mark Andrews more than 0.5 rushing yards. He is being used as the... One tush-bush is all he needs. As the tush-push guy right now without Lamar. So we both have an Andrews. I just need a fourth and one. Yes. Give me a fourth of one for the Baltimore Ravens. A little Thanksgiving fun. My Green Goblin, hopefully it's a layup. It's Travis Kelsey, 39 and a half receiving yards. Oh, that feels more. Easy. All right. Every week, we've been building lineups based on projections on the prize pick app. We all do quarterback, one running back, one wide receiver, one tight-in. Usually. Usually.