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The hosts define Megalodon as three days of material jammed into one caffeine-fueled episode, predict they will end as sweaty puddles, and eventually rely on smelling salts after running out of gas.
After being voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shaming themselves, three Deucers become Turkey One, Two, and Three and must produce the entire Megalodon in hot, smelly, mostly ill-fitting costumes; the hosts later reverse their masks so they cannot see.
From more than 20,000 Megalabowl entries, the top six in each league reach the playoffs, the top half advance weekly, and the final week's highest scorer becomes champion and enters the 2026 Listener League.
Kyle and Brooks select official annual awards that map fantasy players to Thanksgiving foods; categories include dependable mashed potatoes, the anti-traditional Jack-in-the-Box Mike Wright Special, and a pumpkin-pie player who is delicious until too much makes you sick.
Jason unexpectedly resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker through a Megalodon ranch-hand story involving poop, a bazooka, and Ravens kicker Tyler Loop; the hosts insist it will never return again.
Jason's Saturday message and shared show-document note reveal the Saints defense; Mike raises an existing three-dollar bid to six and wins it over Jason's planned zero-dollar claim, prompting Jason to say a League-of-Record champion will trade everything.
The hosts catch the Falcon chewing during the show and turn it into an employment interrogation: he is eating on their time, they paid for the snack, and the bite has allegedly lasted twelve minutes.
When Mike asks why matchup graphics lack distinct home and road jerseys, the hosts say the graphics package launched Apple style: omit the full package now so a future update can add it.
Josh tries to answer from the turkey desk but his microphone fails; the hosts congratulate production for muting him and imagine reversing the control so every attempt to talk silences him automatically.
Three solo turkey noises create the triple-gobble candidate; the hosts choose and spell it, make it the giveaway hashtag proving a listener finished, integrate the gobbles into mailbag, and refuse to repeat it at the end for skippers.
The Thanksgiving Megalodon deliberately jams three days of content into one endurance show. The Deucers, having been voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shamed themselves, serve a full-show mega-shame as Turkey One, Two, and Three: Josh, Al, and the Falcon must produce while hot, smelly, and costumed. The hosts explain that the 20,000-plus-entry Megalabowl ultimately awards its winner a place in the 2026 Listener League. Annual Turkey Day Awards translate players into Thanksgiving dishes, including the anti-traditional Mike Wright Special and the YouTube-comment-born pumpkin-pie category. Jason resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker with an intentionally grotesque Megalodon monologue. During actual League-of-Record roster management, Mike sees Jason's Saints-defense note in the shared show document, raises his bid to six dollars, and takes the defense while Jason fumes that he would trade everything after winning the championship. Elsewhere, the hosts accuse the Falcon of eating on company time and dime, roast the graphics team for withholding home-and-road jerseys as an Apple-style update, celebrate Josh's broken microphone as a dream mute feature, and use smelling salts to survive. The turkeys' three gobbles become hashtag triple gobble, are folded into the mailbag drop, and are intentionally not repeated at the close so listeners who skipped ahead receive no reward.
Cowboys, Eagles, they're used to seeing each other. They get up for that. Obviously, you get up for the Chiefs and Mahomes and all of that, but I think there's a world where the Chiefs come in here and shut down the Cowboys. That's my biggest fear. Spankopotam. I love the 52.5 point over under. It gives me more confidence to play the Cowboys players. I think the hardest one right now is probably Giovante. Yeah, the Chiefs number two against running backs only giving up 13 fantasy points a week, but I think. you probably start your RB 7 on the year. Like Giovante or Trevo Henderson against the Giants? And that matchup is really good for Trevo. Okay. And like I said, I would play RJ Harvey over him. So I'm not saying like bench Giovante, but I do think if you have good options, there might be in consideration for. So can I make a counter argument? Yeah. Philadelphia is the running back four. So I'm looking at his tough matchups on the year.
Green Bay. Are you talking about week one? Yep. Green Bay, he was the running back 14. That's a tough matchup. Denver, tough matchup, running back 10. And then last week against Philly, running back 19. So I guess. He's going to be involved. I feel like you're going to have a decent floor that isn't going to go away. I would agree with that. He's got a floor of seven and a half points. Kareem Hunt was dominant last week's 30 opportunities. and 100 yards and a touchdown. Isaiah Pacheco should be back. Are you still going Kareem Hunt over Pacheco? I would definitely go Kareem Hunt over Pichiko. I think if they get around the goal line, it's going to be Hunt. Hunt is great there, and you're looking for touchdowns. I don't really want to start any of them, but definitely it would be Hunt as the first man up. Are you in agreement, Mike? Yeah, I lean that way. But do you feel a little bit hesitant on both of them? Yes. Okay. Yeah, the rushing defense in particular for Dallas.
They were 25th in terms of fantasy points allowed. They've been number, they're number 10 now in terms of the last six weeks. So they have shored that up. Receiver-wise, is it Rashi Rice and no one else? Yep. It's definitely not Xavier Worthy. He had eight targets last week. That was this most in months, and it still was an irrelevant game. He's an explosive athlete that could get a touchdown. The matchup is great against. I was going to tell you, he's my touchdown guarantee for the week. For real? Yeah, Xavier Worthy is. Well, then you got to play him. What's my touchdown guarantee? If he gets the touchdown, you're going to be happy you played him and you heard it here. It's a guarantee. It's been a while. Andy is personally guaranteeing. Right. For your lineup. I feel like if, man, if Worthy gets a touchdown in this game, it's a, it will be a big one. Wow. That's my, I'm changing my opinion. Then I'm, I'm definitely starting. That's my touchdown guarantee of the week. Xavier Worthy. I have a strong conviction on that one. Jake Ferguson would be the one player, the, the, the,
Chiefs have struggled against tight ends over the last six weeks. Would you play Jake Ferguson or would you go back to Kyle Pitts after a downwind? Ferguson. You'd go Ferguson? Yes. Yeah, I agree. Just love the over-under and situation in this one. Mm-hmm. All right, Cincinnati is three and eight. They take on the six and five Baltimore Ravens are last Thanksgiving Day game. The Ravens have the highest implied point total of any team in week 13 at 29.3 against Cincinnati. Baltimore minus seven, over under 51.5. I mean, for Thanksgiving Day games, to have a 48 and a half, 52 and a half, 51 and a half. Yeah, we are loving it. Thanksgiving's going to be awesome. That is three sick turkeys right there. Three sick turkeys on Thanksgiving. I'm all for it. Let's get the points. Cincinnati, three and eight, it'll be Joe Burroughs return. So are you excited about that? Yeah.
is that is that the uh it's just the i mean the dude hasn't played football in a very very long time that's the saved by the bell yeah you're so excited so scared yes yeah yeah you must be you must be excited and scared for joe burrow hasn't played in a very long time historically not a fast starting quarterback at the beginning of the season so i wonder if that hangover happens to him against baltimore but if if i have him i'm playing him over I mean, it's like golf or Burrow. I'm playing Burrow. You're playing Jackson Dartover, Burrow? If he's healthy and back out there? Man, I will have to make that decision, but as of right now, I would just play Burrow. The crazy thing is Baltimore's defense number three against fantasy quarterbacks in the last six weeks. Number four against running backs, two against tight ends. It is. Their defense has been great. It's been a big deal. And it needs to be because Lamar is banged up.
He has not been running the same. I mean, he's dealing with now the toe injury. So, yeah, their defense has stepped up and I worry a little bit about this game. Usually when you see the Bengals and the Ravens a high over under, the Ravens defense being as injured as it was early this year, the Bengals defense being what it is. You just want every piece in the game. And this is a... primetime turkey day game it has everything you want but man lamar just scares me with the way he's been playing lately this is a pretty important game for getting back on track for Lamar for your like if he struggles at home with the highest in playpoint total of the year it will feel against Cincinnati you will have trepidation towards the fantasy playoffs yeah and they these two teams play each other uh in three weeks wow yeah Lamar
Right now in this matchup, I don't see how you sit them down, even with the bad performances. Derek Henry, it's cold outside. Say no more. I mean, Derek Henry at this time of year. If you adjust for schedule, the Bengals are 32nd of 32nd of 32 teams. What have you done up to the running back? 31st. So, yeah, I think that the snow, I mean, stay safe if you're in Vermont because you're going to get snowed in. Start of the week, Mark Andrews in this game at tight end. You won't have T. Higgins. So, Mike, you have your start of the week of Andre Yoshivas. We've talked a lot about this game. You're playing Chase, of course, and you're playing Chase Brown, who's been a top 15 running back in five consecutive weeks. Yeah, the question will be Somaget P. Ryan, who is fully practicing. He's going to play. I mean, it was not hard to see an uptick of work for Chase Brown while P. Ryan has been out, I believe, with the ankle injury.
I don't think Piron comes in immediately and takes all of his work back, but that will be the thing to watch if you got Chase Brown. Okay. And then the Zayflowers every week we say the same thing, which is high floor and a six foot ceiling, which works for him. It does work for him. Give him a seven. I'll give him a seven foot ceiling. He's comfortable in six. Yeah. He's fine. All right. Black Friday game, Chicago, eight and three. The Eagles 8 and 3, oh boy, this is when things could really get wild for Chicago. If they could find a way here, which I can't find the way that they find the way, but you don't know. I mean, Philadelphia 7-point favorites, over under 44.5, this is not a lot. Man, the...
This is a battle between teams that have been awesome in one-score games, which I could see this being. Chicago's 6 and 1, Philly, 7, and 2. The 2 and 3 seed in the NFC right now behind Los Angeles. I mean, Chicago already is a great story. Chicago has a possible bi-week contender. Yeah. That's an incredible story. And these are two teams that turn the other teams over a lot. Chicago's number one and turnover differential. If you win one-score games and you turn the other team over, your quarterback can run like his tails on fire. I mean, the frenetic, Mike, you were, you guys had been in here and had your little like, oh crap, oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, yeah. Like the way Caleb plays quarterback. I saw it this past week with Jason. It was like, oh my gosh, every play feels like there's one second on the clock. It's crazy. Yep. So. Sorry, we, now we got to take a break for real life. Because sometimes on this show.
We hate giving our advice. We give it, but we hate it because this is what we're going to be doing. Oh my gosh. And I last on this Saturday, I had messaged Kyle and I was like, I put the receipt in there. I said, am I crazy to think that the Saints might be our playoff DST? This is League of Record. Jason brought it up on the Saturday. Just because you said that doesn't mean you made a bid earlier. I already had a bid. I 100% had a bid. Jason's so happy. My bid went up. Yeah. But my bid was already three bucks. Oh, you and yours was zero. So. And then I made the joke that his was really five. Yeah. So I went to six. Yeah. So you just took the Saints D. Yeah. And Jason, you don't have them. I don't have them now. I didn't realize what was happening. What a tear. What a. What a.
The saints suck, Mike. Well, trust me. I know. I was very head, like, I wasn't. He's so mad. I wasn't even going to pick them up this week. I was going to wait. Tell you, you said something. Well, then I saw it. No, no, no. I saw it in the dock. I saw it in the dock. And you're like, oh, I got to do it now. Because you put it in the dock. I knew that you were going to be in on them. And I was like, well. So had I not done that, I would have got them for zero, just like I expected. Very possible. Hey, hey, brother. You got a lucrative fantasy football podcast that you help run. I don't care. I won the championship and Lincoln Record. Okay. I trade it all. Yeah. No, but the bid was already in. It got increased. So, hey, fight. You siphoned Fab away from me for nothing. Okay. Well, farts. You need a turkey outfit? For Mike.
Okay, all right. Back to this game, Chicago, Philadelphia. Caleb Williams, this is wild. He's been a top 10 quarterback six times. He's been QB 20 or worse five times and nothing else in between. He's never been quarterback 11 through 19. It's really tough to think that he's going to be top 10 this week against the Eagles defense. You know, Caleb. can get under pressure, can get rattled. We enjoy watching him, you know, when he drops back and gets pressure just going like, oh, no, oh, no, no, no. He's been playing great, making plays, passing touchdowns, finishing well for fantasy. But the matchup really is difficult to say this is a week to plug Caleb in your lineup. I would be trepidacious. I mean, they're only implied for 18.
points. And he's had his big games, a lot of them against bad defenses. The ultimate streamer, Jacoby Brissette? Oh, Brissette for sure. I don't think Brissette is a streamer anymore. He really don't. He's just someone you need to be starting every week. I agree with that, but it's roster percent. I'm sure it's still available. It has to have gone up. I mean, there wasn't, like, Brissette is in lineups for me this week everywhere. And I'm not even thinking about the Jordan Love Brissette, those type of questions, golfer Berset. I'll just play Brissette. Jalen Hertz, though, you play him, you play Sequan, you play A.J. Brown, and then you make sure Devante Smith is okay. Right. He's dealing with a shoulder chest injury. He did not participate. Shoulder chest. Shoulder chest. Did not participate in practice on Tuesday. So just monitor that. If he plays, you play him. It's a great matchup against the Bears. They give up a lot of fantasy points to wide receivers. The real question is the wide receivers. Just.
All the receiving options. All the past catchers. Roma Dunes, a DJ Moore, Colson Loveland. I'll say Luther Burden's name, but you shouldn't be starting him. I'm still on team stash him. I agree that the most likely outcome is it doesn't happen for Burden this year, but he is the type of player in a situation where over the last. four or five weeks he could really take home. I just don't agree. What do you do with O'Donze? The first month of the season, he was the wide receiver three in fantasy. He has continued since that time to be the target leader on the team, and yet he is the wide receiver 44 in fantasy. And he's pulling a CD lamb. Apparently, when I bring guys on to my roster, they don't know how to catch the ball. That's true. He's dropping it like it's hot. You put too much pressure on your guys.
Well, I... That's what it is. They need to... You're a real Vrable. That's fine. Vrable gets it done. They need to, you know, perform under pressure. Well, they're not for you. Look, I still look at a Dunezay as a must start type of guy. Now, this matchup, if you... Would you start them over? What tier are we in? Would I start a... No, I would not start a Dunez over Jacobs. Earlier, I agreed with you. I'd play Dunezay. I, or I play Jacobs. Christian Watson? Roma dunzee? Is that a question for you? Troy Franklin, Roma, Dunes, Michael Pittman, Roma, Dunesay? I would play Michael Pittman and Christian Watson ahead of Rome right now. I mean, Houston's not a good matchup for Pittman, those are back to back in our ranking. That's true. Troy Franklin, though, I might play him over both those guys this week. Yeah, I thought about making him a start of the week. Troy Franklin? Troy? Just all Broncos all the time. Yeah, I mean, it should be a good offensive. Would you play Shakir with how much of a target share he's been getting, or would you play Roma Dunzee, Mike?
I would play Rome. Okay. It's going to get better, Jay. It's going to get better. Colston Loveland or Britain Strange against Tennessee. That's Mr. Loveland. Mr. Lovelin. That's the lovemaker. Hashtag love maker. Do you say or Britain Strange? No. Don't search that one. Okay. Britain Strange against Tennessee or the lovemaker. This week I'm going Britain Strange. I completely agree with what you guys said yesterday on the Waver Wire show, though, that. If you need a roster one tight end, the rest of season for Loveland is far more valuable than Strange. So, you know, on a weekly basis, I would start strange, but I'd rather have Loveland. One thing that is working in Strange's favor is the way the wide receiver room has changed since he had left, right? You have no Hunter, no Brian Thomas Jr. Parker, Washington can't carry it all. I'm kind of interested in that. And I think I would go.
I think I'd play him. He'd be the one over the upside of Colston Loveland this week. Philly's just such a good defense. The other receiving options, DJ Moore just randomly shows up at times and then is gone at other times. I just hesitate. And the running backs, I feel the same way. It's just a little nerve-wracking this week. Everybody on Chicago, it feels a little bit scary. Yeah, I mean, it's funny. DJ Moore is a guy that you really can't play. I mean, he was two touchdowns last week, 20 points. And then a month ago, he was 21 points with a touchdown of big game. And outside of those two games, he's pretty much been irrelevant the entire season. Yeah. Anybody else from this match, but you want to talk about, Mike? DJ Moore's three games over 10 points. Yeah. That is. How many games does, I guess the Dunezay probably is a lot more than that. Rome, yeah, he's got him. So six. Okay. Yeah, we, that's it for the, that's the Black Friday game. That one will be fun too.
Yes. That one is an early game, though, right? About 1 o'clock our time? Three Eastern, that's what I'm seeing. I guess I've never, I haven't considered the time. And as a reminder, we talk about it every time that there is a Thursday night matchup to get those guys out of your flex and put them in your lineup. But with so many games being early this week, double check and make sure all your Thanksgiving and your Black Friday players put them in the running back and wide receiver slots. leave your flex open as the week goes on. Yeah, that's a big deal this week. So what we'll do is we'll take our, uh, we'll take another break and we'll get into the Sunday matchups. All right, into the Sunday matchups we go. The dudes just look so stupid. I was thinking that. They look so stupid. One of them's got their mouthful. Falcon, uh, tell me how it feels in the costume right this second. Pretty good. Yeah, yeah. Just caught red handed. A little megal a snack.
Yeah, just eating munching away on our dime over there. On our time? Like our employees can't eat? You can't eat on my watch. How dare you eat those? Who packs? Hey, who paid for that snack? Huh? You did. So? What is the? You're trying to attack him. You just have nothing. Look, we're in the middle of a show. You could say he's got too big of a bite or whatever he's eating over there. He's been chewing that for 12 minutes. I've been watching. Only a bit on break for like. Ten seconds. All right. We are back into the Sunday game. San Francisco, seven and four. Cleveland, three and eight. Vegas line, San Francisco minus four and a half. The overrunners, 36 and a half. The line opened at 40, but it's down to 36.5. I think that makes sense. We do have some weather. Oh, man. We've got some weathery concerns here. Just a nice 38 degrees out, rain, snow, wind, potential. Cool.
Two weeks of practice for Sodor. He grew up kind of living that hard knock life. I don't think this weather is really going to affect him much. Should he doer? Yeah. Well, I'm excited that he's playing again. Yeah. But wasn't the most impressive week for Bruck Purdy. We know this. And it probably won't be again. Like if you have the Browns Stevens, like they're in, like I just, I let Jacksonville's defense go. I'm playing the Browns. The Browns are just too good. They sack the quarterback. They have the weather. situation. I still don't understand how Christian McCaffrey is open on every play for a pass whenever they want to do that for all of eternity. But yeah, I don't know how complicated this game really is for fantasy purposes. I'll be excited to see a Shador start. But Christian McCaffrey, you know you're playing him. Quinchon Judkins. Yeah, he's a good start. He's at home. Yeah. Bad weather. You're going to have to run the ball. And you can the 49ers defense is really.
middle of the pack. They're not terrible. They're not great, so I don't view them as anything but an average defense at this point. You could argue they're on the more terrible side. Yeah, they've had a lot of injuries, but yeah, I agree. No, because of the injuries. Sure. George Kettle, you play, and I don't know if you touch another player in the game. I don't think you mess with wide receivers from San Francisco against the number one pass defense in football. Yeah, it's not a great matchup. Obviously, I think most everybody would say that Joanne Jennings would be the player to target. Is he doing okay? Kiddle is the... It's got to be recovered by now. Deep breath. Deep breath, Juan. Yeah, I think it's Kiddle McCaffrey on that side, Quintan Judkins on the other, and that's it. This game is real easy. No fanning? No. No, I don't think so.
I don't want Shador in bad weather. I mean, Shadur, I feel like could end up throwing for 100 yards. And so it's like, okay, great. Maybe Fana gets, you know, 40% of all the yards. That would be what he had last week. Four for 40. Yeah. Njoku's back as well. So I'm not excited about any pass catcher. Have you guys, have you punished me by just like removing the button from my screen? Is that what it is? Are you trying to, I don't get a button on this one? Oh, okay. I don't even get it. Andy's almost upset of the week. I mean, I wouldn't, I wouldn't blame you for taking it off the board. It was not intended. To get me clear, to be clear. But I'll go with the almost upset here in the, in the weather game for Cleveland and that defense. And after we saw that from Purdy.
All right, the Jacksonville Jaguars, winners of two consecutive awards for the burnt dinner rolls, if you don't know who the Jacksonville Jaguars are. Taking on the one in ten Tennessee Titans. Vegas line here, Jacksonville minus six and a half. Over under is 41 and a half. So has there ever been a least, like less impressive seven and four team? Like I look at the Jaguars and I think their defense is, is. It's pretty good. There are one game out of the division, man. I know, but it's like, I don't view them as this really tough opponent. Now, obviously here going to play Tennessee, they're probably going to be eight and four. The Titans have only beat the Arizona Cardinals in a game that the Cardinals gave away, but the Titans are playing better football. It's just an interesting, like when I look at Jacksonville, they feel a little phony to me. They're putting up points.
You know, 30 against Vegas, 29 against Houston. They lost, but 29 points. 29 against Houston is impressive. 35 against the Chargers and 27 against Arizona. They did. Maybe I need to give them a little bit more respect because they beat the tarnation out of the Chargers. Yeah, they would be in the midst of a great winning streak if they hadn't blown a huge league against Houston. Yeah, that was all in the fourth quarter, right? Pretty much. Maybe they're okay. Yeah, but I think they're as funny as Mr. Duval. Like, I think he's done a great job. And Travis ETN has been awesome. He's been a top 12 running back in four consecutive games. He's too important to the offense, I feel like right now with the absence of Brian Thomas and Travis Hunter. I feel like you can be like, are you feeling confident about Travis ETN, Jason? Are you worried about the win the...
She's going to drop. No, I mean, it's a matchup thing to me. So I am feeling confident about Travis E.N. this week playing against the Titans in a game where you're, you know, favored by basically a touchdown. Travis E.T.N. It was scary a couple weeks ago. Tutan seemed like he was the hot hand, was running ahead of him. Then he got banged up. He practiced, though, and played last week. And he was very much not. It was. It was. the ETN show. So I'm not sure if that's entirely because of health and just kind of resting, tooting a little bit more. But I'm not worried about ETN. I think he is a good play this week and most weeks he's going to be a good play. I mean, what is he? He's a running back one right now on the season. He's top 12. So the last month has been fantastic. And then I think the big question is Brian Thomas Jr.
We talk about it a lot. Usually with a high ankle sprain, you missed three games. He didn't go on IR. He has missed three games. I think we had a comment. Liam Cohen saying they'll take it day by day with Brian Thomas Jr.'s ankle return. Definitely need his presence. Yeah, I think Brian Thomas should be back this week. Okay. Are you? If he's not, I'm very confident in Parker, Washington. Let me put it that way. Are you immediately playing Brian Thomas? I would play Brian Thomas if he's back. I mean, it's obviously a matter of who do you have, but if we want to look at some options. Alex Pierce. Alec Pierce against Houston, I would go Brian Thomas. The New Hotness, Wondale Robinson against the Patriots. That's disgusting question. Yeah, I'll go Wondale. Yeah, I think I'll go Wondale. There was a Quentin Johnson or Brian Thomas Jr. question on the site for those nauseated. They'll want to become more nauseated.
I think Johnson against the Raiders. I play huge. I'm going to go Brian Thomas. You play Michael Wilson over Brian Thomas Jr. Yeah, I'm going to stay in the flames of those guys, the Wondales and the Michael Wilson's, the guys who have really come on strong. I will play them and give Brian Thomas a week, but if I don't have a... I don't think he's going to play, man. Yeah, I don't think he's going to play. No. And where are you at on Jacoby? I mean, we've been... I mean, Jacobi's all right. We've been ramping up 44%, 65%, 804%. of the snaps. I'm fine. I'm fine collection with the touchdown. Tennessee is 30th against wide receivers. Is it contingent on Brian Thomas or are you just? Yes. Okay. Yeah. So if Thomas is out, Jacoby's in. Yeah. Honestly, like if Brian Thomas is back, it gives me a little bit of. You don't really want to play anyone? Sort of. And even Brent and Strange gets a little more nerve wracking for me because I like the consolidation of targets and that would make me a little nervous. We talked about Chimray DK and the backup option section on the other side. I don't, if you want.
If you're desperate, if it's a bigger league, you need somebody. I think he's okay to throw in there. But not with high expectations. Sure. And then if you're in like nasty boy, deep dynasty leagues, please pay attention to the involvement of their young rookie tight-in, Gunner Helm. The last two weeks, it's been pretty good. Six for 51 this past week. So just keep an eye on him for deeper leagues. Maybe somebody you pick up off of the waiver wire and stash. in that situation. But would it, does it surprise you guys like it does me that Tony Pollard is, like he played the last two weeks? It's like he didn't. He's.
I haven't really thought about Tony Pollard in quite some time. He is getting so much opportunity. I believe he's on pace for 260 plus opportunities. 16 against Seattle, 13 against Houston. I mean, that's wonderful. If you tell me I get a running back with 260 plus opportunities on a season who hasn't missed a game, then he's got fantasy value and there's none. He's on pace for 800 yards on the season. Since they fired their coach, he's on pace for 600 and zero. Kyle's message, he's currently on pace for what the lowest fantasy points per game of any running back with 250 touches. He's the invisible man. He really is. That's what I mean. He's the invisible. He's like he's on IR while he's playing. And that does not mean that Spears is getting anything done. Oh, goodness. Which is weird. How is no one doing anything? Bad team. Bad bad team. But they scored 24 points. Yeah. Tim Ray D.K. Return to kick. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess. That's fair.
Anything else from this matchup? No, please no. Houston, six and five, the Colts, eight and three. This is more fun. Vegas line here, Indy minus four and a half, over under 44 and a half. Implied point total of 20 for Houston, 24 for the Colts. There have been a couple games this year where Indy just doesn't feel overpowering, right? Like, they've had the games or they seem like a machine. You've had a little bit of a down spell for Jonathan Taylor, at least. Not really. I mean, you had the buy week, and then you had to come out of the buy week.