THE UNOFFICIALFOOTBALLERSFAN ARCHIVE↗Transcript links use the exact YouTube video’s clock. Machine transcripts can contain errors.
The hosts define Megalodon as three days of material jammed into one caffeine-fueled episode, predict they will end as sweaty puddles, and eventually rely on smelling salts after running out of gas.
After being voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shaming themselves, three Deucers become Turkey One, Two, and Three and must produce the entire Megalodon in hot, smelly, mostly ill-fitting costumes; the hosts later reverse their masks so they cannot see.
From more than 20,000 Megalabowl entries, the top six in each league reach the playoffs, the top half advance weekly, and the final week's highest scorer becomes champion and enters the 2026 Listener League.
Kyle and Brooks select official annual awards that map fantasy players to Thanksgiving foods; categories include dependable mashed potatoes, the anti-traditional Jack-in-the-Box Mike Wright Special, and a pumpkin-pie player who is delicious until too much makes you sick.
Jason unexpectedly resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker through a Megalodon ranch-hand story involving poop, a bazooka, and Ravens kicker Tyler Loop; the hosts insist it will never return again.
Jason's Saturday message and shared show-document note reveal the Saints defense; Mike raises an existing three-dollar bid to six and wins it over Jason's planned zero-dollar claim, prompting Jason to say a League-of-Record champion will trade everything.
The hosts catch the Falcon chewing during the show and turn it into an employment interrogation: he is eating on their time, they paid for the snack, and the bite has allegedly lasted twelve minutes.
When Mike asks why matchup graphics lack distinct home and road jerseys, the hosts say the graphics package launched Apple style: omit the full package now so a future update can add it.
Josh tries to answer from the turkey desk but his microphone fails; the hosts congratulate production for muting him and imagine reversing the control so every attempt to talk silences him automatically.
Three solo turkey noises create the triple-gobble candidate; the hosts choose and spell it, make it the giveaway hashtag proving a listener finished, integrate the gobbles into mailbag, and refuse to repeat it at the end for skippers.
The Thanksgiving Megalodon deliberately jams three days of content into one endurance show. The Deucers, having been voluntold into Fantasy Faceoff and shamed themselves, serve a full-show mega-shame as Turkey One, Two, and Three: Josh, Al, and the Falcon must produce while hot, smelly, and costumed. The hosts explain that the 20,000-plus-entry Megalabowl ultimately awards its winner a place in the 2026 Listener League. Annual Turkey Day Awards translate players into Thanksgiving dishes, including the anti-traditional Mike Wright Special and the YouTube-comment-born pumpkin-pie category. Jason resurrects his ironclad, locked-and-loaded, 100-percent-guaranteed Boom Boom Kicker with an intentionally grotesque Megalodon monologue. During actual League-of-Record roster management, Mike sees Jason's Saints-defense note in the shared show document, raises his bid to six dollars, and takes the defense while Jason fumes that he would trade everything after winning the championship. Elsewhere, the hosts accuse the Falcon of eating on company time and dime, roast the graphics team for withholding home-and-road jerseys as an Apple-style update, celebrate Josh's broken microphone as a dream mute feature, and use smelling salts to survive. The turkeys' three gobbles become hashtag triple gobble, are folded into the mailbag drop, and are intentionally not repeated at the close so listeners who skipped ahead receive no reward.
Oh, I love that. I don't think that's it, but I love that. Rico is more of a headline maker. I'm going Rico and I'm going Stafford. Okay. Because Stafford is not been a fantasy star. Apparently this means Brooks and Kyle couldn't agree on this one. So they both demanded that it was there. I think Stafford and Rico. Okay. Are we going to agree on Rico. Yeah. I'm going to stick with Pittman. Okay. The answer is. Javanti. Oh, goodness. That's a good answer. Javonte and Rico. Javante is a better answer than Rico. And Rico. Yes. Yeah, both of those are perfect. Okay. Well, one out of two. And, yeah, funny. All right. One more award. Is that right? We have the pumpkin pie guy. So delicious. You don't want too much of it. Apparently on the YouTube, there was a legend. Oh, this is the new one, right? There was a legend made last year.
where someone talked about eating an entire Costco pumpkin pie. And then just really, really got on in the YouTube comments. Weird stuff happens at those YouTube comments. I love it. So what is the definition of the pumpkin pie guy though? It's delicious, but you don't want too much. So you need it for a small amount of the season? I don't know. I don't know. Kyle, do you have a better day? Do you have a summary for a tile? Someone explain what this represents. If you get too much of it, you will throw up. Okay, so Kyler was the winner last year. So, okay, too much you'll throw up. I have no idea. I, I, I, I, boom, bust. Is that what? Yeah, I mean, that's how I feel. I feel like it's. Jameson freaking will you. He will make you throw up. He's delicious. He can have great performances. Oh, yeah. He's like, he's like, but he takes care of you. He's like, don't have too much. Okay. Yeah, that's my pick. I'm going to take that plate back. Yeah. I'm going to give you a plate.
there's nothing on it right i i think we're going to go with jamo but i will also throw somebody else out there rome adunze okay oh it was a tie again quentin johnson and jamison williams oh yeah huge boy they are going goose for goose yeah the goose eggs really who'd you rather have rest of season between those two uh i think james james who i think it's jamo i think it's jamo i think it's jamo i should because of the laporta injury i'm gonna go huge It's very close. Yeah. Okay. Well, there you go. There's your Turkey Day Awards. We will jump into our starts. Starts of the week. Presented by Tostitos. Okay. It starts of the week time. Week 13. We got games on Thursday, Friday, Sunday. I don't think we're playing in a different country this week. So there's that. But every team is playing. No bye weeks. I'm going to start.
with my start of the week at quarterback, Dak. I'm going, Dak. Oh, I need to hear this, Andrew. Against Kansas City. I know. You let me know. I don't need underpants this week. Okay. No, no, he doesn't, when you have George and you got Citi catching the football, please learn to catch. You, yeah, do you see his comments? He's like, no. He made some comments in the press about like, You gave all the political answers of like, you know, it doesn't do you any good to focus on the negative, you know, and figure, you know, and focus on the problem. You need to move forward. And he goes, but we know what the problem is. I need to catch the blanking ball. But I'm going to go with Dak. This is a home game for Dak. Crucial part of the season. Highest over under of the week. I think Dak and Mahomes are going to be incredible in this game. This is, Dak, you know, for all the ups and downs and all arounds, it's quarterback four and fantasy points per game on the season.
He is playing great football. He has two elite pass catchers. A must win game that I think, look, Dallas, your defense is getting better. You're not stopping Patrick Mahomes in this game. I think it's going to match or surpass that 52 and a half points. And I love that. I want the hot. You're into this. I'm just so happy to. because i have to start him it was it was basically him or purdy and purdy's got a terrible matchup and was terrible last week so i'm starting deck and i'm happy i saw purdy hit the old waiver wire for you yeah all right i'm gonna go with a revenge game narrative a well-deserved start sam donald oh yeah sam darnald at home against those vikings who said we don't need you
We've got J.J. McArthur. Are 11.5 point favorites? They are 11.5 point home favorites. So that's one of the reasons I like this. You expect them to score points. He's been an efficiency monster all year with JSN, number one in yards per attempt, fifth and passer rating, six in passing yards. He's completing 74% of his passes at home. And the Vikings, they are reeling. Lost five of their last six. They have no quarterback. And they're going to be looking across the field longingly. at Sam Darnold. They're going to be like, I remember you. Who would have thought? I know. If you told us in the beginning of last year while we were talking about Darnold being the starter in Minnesota that a year from now, they'll desperately miss this dude. Wild. I'm going with Bo Nix off of the bye week. I would actually put Bo Nix in first and then I scrolled down and saw you. Very nice. He's playing at Washington. He's coming off of the bye week. We like that a little bit of extra time to prepare.
The commander's past defense, 27th at schedule adjusted points to the quarterback, dead last in passer rating allowed. And even though it has not been anything consistent for Bow Nix, he's still the quarterback 10 because he has Spike Week ability. And I think that this is one of the weeks. All right, moving on to running back start of the week. I'm going Woody Marks. Going Woody Marks against Indianapolis. This is a huge mungus game officially. Dude, it is crazy. It's a huge game. If Houston wins this ballgame, one, they'll move to what, four straight wins. You will be seven and four, and then that will put Indianapolis at eight and three. So Houston would be seven to five. Okay, seven and five. And the Colts would be eight and four. Yeah. If Houston wins, like they'd be. If Indy wins the game, that puts the division, they have it. It's insane. But Indianapolis. If Houston wins. Yeah. And they could.
Do you, I mean, genuinely, like, if you're on a four-game winning streak, do you go back to Stroud? In the middle, right? Yes. I mean, I know you're going to go back to Stroud. He's your future. I do. I do, too. Yeah. Because you want to win a Super Bowl. Man, I want to make the playoffs. But Woody Marks is the pick since they're week six by. He's averaging 16 opportunities a game, 61% of the snaps. And over this win streak, he's been a key part, the change at running back. Nick Chubb has one red zone touch in three weeks. Marks has 14. I mean, Indianapolis is on a really, really bad run right now. Like you use our schedule, our schedule tool, strength of schedule tool, and you limit it to the last five weeks. Indianapolis is 26th in schedule adjusted fantasy points to the running back position. That has been a major trend is Indy not stopping the running back. And Woody Marks gets all the opportunities. I want to give people confidence to play in this week.
Mine is not a confidence play. Mine is a must play. RJ Harvey at Washington. Oh, man. Yeah. Telling you, you want to start him. He's coming off the buy. I expect Harvey to see the lion's share of the workload this week. He saw a season high 61% of the snaps last week. It wasn't a great fantasy output, but that was against Kansas City in their last game. The chiefs have an awesome defense. Washington right now, look, the Broncos are a touchdown road favorite. The commanders are 27th in rushing yards allowed. 24th in explosive rush rate, 27th in yards before contact. That is perfect for RJ Harvey to have his post-by breakout rookie game. And I'm starting him. You're thinking it's going to be huge mongous too? I think it's going to be huge mongous. I'm starting him over Kenneth Walker. If Bucky's back, probably Bucky, Quinn Sean.
Javante. It's Harvey time. Wow. He's a top 15 guy for me this week. All right. This one's a, hey, it's a little scarier. You need to put on a pair? I don't think we do. Okay. It's Kenneth Gainwell against the Buffalo Bills. Oh, hey there. Sorry, I was just looking at it. What are you looking at there, Jeremy? I want to check in here. I'm sorry. I was getting Kenneth Gainwell's card ready to bring up on the screen. Oh, no, we don't have, we don't have time to do that. Just checking in, though, how is the temperature check back there in Ducer's Alley? How's the?
Kenneth Gamewell on the board. It's very hot. How's the comfort? The nether regions are very... Josh has been complaining about that a lot. The seam on this thing is not good. It's a little point. It's not good. Toit like a toy. Okay, sorry. Kenny Gamewell. Here we go. Kenny Gamewell. And this is just trying to figure out what the Pittsburgh Steelers are doing. Jaylon Warren is still a good play this week. But even go back to the game that Warren got injured. Gainwell was already taking a huge amount of the work. This is a full timeshare situation, and both players can get it done. Kenny G. has been a top 12 running back-to-back weeks. He has four games of six or more receptions on the season. I would have for sure thought that that would be Jalen Warren's job locked up, but they have really gone to Gainwell in that situation. Only McCaffrey, H. Anna, and Bijon can match the four games of six or more receptions. The bills.
are a run funnel, 28th and yards before contact allowed 30th and schedule adjusted points to the running back position. I think you, this is not a time to shy away from what Gainwell is putting on the field. I have a question for you then. Between the two of them? No. Okay. So I have this decision. I saw this in the dock and I made a swap. I put Kenneth Gainwell back in the lineup, but that was over Yoshibos. Ooh. So, Andre Yoshivas or Kenneth Gainwell. Oh, man. I think between the two of them, I'll probably play game well, although the fun play. I'm playing game well. The fun play is Yoshi on Thanksgiving. For Thursday, yeah. Wide receivers? Yep. Michael Wilson is my start of the week against Tampa Bay. You mean Calvin Johnson? I do mean Jerry Wright. You're right. Yes. The Cardinals, they are cooking.
On offense, it's just there's so much productivity in this offense right now. Michael Wilson, you know, you might say Harrison, he's coming back. I don't care. I don't care. They're playing Tampa Bay. 27th and schedule adjusted fancy points to wide receivers over the last five weeks. You can take the targets down from 18 or 15 to 10, and you can be content there. This is something they've unlocked in the offense. The Cardinals have the second highest rate of 15 plus. yard pass plays over the last month. That's where Michael Wilson's been great. He can go compete. He can go high point of ball, competitive catch guy, touchdown threat. I think you stay in the flames with Michael Wilson slash Jerry Rice. I went to put him in the dock because of, you know, assuming that Marvin Harrison is back, which I think is fair timeline he should be back. He could miss. But I think it's important in Marv's first game back. You continue starting Michael Wilson. He has been.
Too good in sync with Preset. My start of the week at wide receiver, Christian Watson. By the way, the first thing I see on Twitter about Marvin Harrison is a letter from a fantasy player saying, Dear Marvin Harrison, please take the time you need to get your body where it needs to be and come back in Week 14 with a vengeance. Sincerely, a Michael Wilson manager. Yeah. Do you see Gannon's comments on it? He'll be ready whenever he's physically ready and mentally ready to play football again. What? Huh? When he's physically and mentally healthy to play, he'll play. I mean, I get it. Yeah. You got to have confidence. You had an organ removed from your body. Yeah. But it was just a funny, like I hadn't seen that one before. It's like, wait, you call him weak? Next week, it'll be like when he's mentally ready to play, he'll be back out there. Yeah. Yeah. He just got the physical part out. Dude, he's physically ready. They're really doing a good job of sitting all their best, like, stars. Christian Watson at Detroit.
Since returning, he's averaging 71% of snaps. This one's interesting. 57 receiving yards per game. He's been the most consistent Packers wide receiver over the last five weeks. He is, I think, their best wide receiver. He leads all Packers and wide receivers in in zone targets and deep targets. So basically the targets you really want, those are the ones he's getting. This is a high over, under in Detroit. They're going to have to pass to keep up with the Lions. And Detroit plays man coverage at the highest rate in the NFL. 42% of their dropbacks are in man. Watson leads the team in first read, target share versus man. One-on-one, he will be a problem for the lion. I also am independently and not impacting the Watson start of the week. I just hope that Reed is back. Because I want to be able to think about Jordan Love in the world of fantasy football again. And right now you can't with just Watson and no Tucker Kraft. So I'm looking for, I want him back so that game is fun. I think that'll make the Detroit game more exciting. Well, you'll find out Thursday.
Thank you. That's true. That's true. Mike. I alluded to it, it's Yoshvas versus Baltimore Ravens, so I'll keep it quick. He's going to be on the field for almost every single snap. And referring to the Ravens against the wide receiver position over the past five weeks, Chicago, Minnesota, and the Jets all scored above their expectation in terms of wide receiver scoring. So it's not... It's not completely solved yet for the Baltimore Ravens. And I think that if you are desperate for a guy, he's right there on the waiver wire for you. All right. Well, this one is, this is Mark Andrews. It's Mark Andrews at the tight end position. And it might be real, real good. Cincinnati can't see the tight end position. They don't know what it is. Mark Andrews line at the end of the week is going to be two for 17.
And two. And three touchdown. No, I think Mark Andrews is as much of a lock for a receiving touchdown this week as any player in the game of football for week 13. And, you know, how bad is Cincinnati's defense against the tight end position? Start Isaiah likely. That's how bad. I mean, that's how you probably could. They are on pace to allow the most fantasy points to the tight end position in the history of the NFL. Yeah. And this is not like. Like we're enough weeks in where they probably know this is a problem and can't fix it. Like last week you made Hunter Henry the start of the week. Hunter Henry hasn't really been startable at all for weeks. And he was the tight in one. He was the tight in one. So Andrews is minus 105. For a touchdown? Yeah. Yeah. They're saying it's going to happen. Play him. Are you playing them, Jay? Yeah, I am. Yeah, of course. Over Gadsden though.
over Gadsden and over Pitts. And over Waller and over all your other... And over Waller who isn't playing. Yeah, yeah. I'm playing... You heard of the taxi squad. He's got a tight-in squad. Yeah. My tight-end start of the week, Dalton Schultz, the doctor who Andy pooped all over yesterday, I'm here to inform the public that the doctor is tied for third-most tight-end targets. over the last month. Last week, we said to not play him. The Buffalo Bills are one of the best defenses against tight ends. But if you look at the five games prior to that bad matchup, his pace was over 100 catches and over 1,000 yards at tight end. The Colts, on the other hand, are 28th and schedule adjusted fantasy points allowed to tie in. And Andy, you brought up how important this game is. The doctor will be heavily involved. He's going to have tons of patience this week. Okay. I'm going with Juan Johnson.
of the New Orleans Saints taking on the Miami Dolphins. The Dolphins are 29th in schedule adjusted points to the tight end, 27th in receiving yards per game allowed to the tight end position. And since the trade of Rashid Shaheed, since the move over to Tyler Shuck, it's Juan and it's Crystal Lave. We are of a pretty consolidated target tree in New Orleans. What did he do last week? Last week, seven targets, six for 46. Okay. Yeah, I had thought about starting them last week. I was a little nervous still. Yeah, and it won't be beautiful. I'm like, I don't think Joanne's going to be the number one tie down in the week, but I think he'll be a top five guy. You like him more than Loveland this week? Ooh, that's, ah, that's a tough call. Loveland's against Philly. Yeah, I think I do. The process would be, would be Joanne over Loveland. But he's, Mr. Loveland. Mr. Loveland. I'm sorry, Mr. Loveland. Juan has the fourth most receiving yards.
at the tight-in position this year right now. He's been solid. We haven't really had our super spike week yet, so maybe it's this week. He had a little injury blip. Yeah, he did. And then you've had the trade and maybe it's time to get back on board. That was starts of the week presented by Tostitos. Tostitos is the proud chip and dip sponsor of the NFL again this season, sold nationwide online or at your local grocery store. Visit Tostitos.com for more information. Dude, I love them. I love. I love the... There's the Deucers episode. But the Megalodon episode, I enjoy it because, you know, we're usually trying to keep this tight, like not go too long. And I feel like I don't care at all about the time in this episode. They do. Yeah, they care. They want us to hurt it along. Every time I hit the Deucer's camera, it's a slow head shake from Al Borland. Yeah. He's just like, who is really committed to wearing the hat no matter what?
well he's got the hat on yeah it's a man an extra hot with the hat i mean you are just a shadow man but before we move on okay since it's the megaladone oh what i got one special thing for the foot clan out there hit it jerr what what That's right. Jason Moore's ironclad, locked and loaded, 100% guaranteed boom boom kicker of me. That's right, baby! All the people are going to be so happy. Oh yeah, like a true ranch hand, I mounted the mega and began screaming and flinging his poop. Oh my God. Armed with two tons of duca and I, his trusty bazooka, we laid waste like the Ravens Tyler Loop.
I did not expect that to ever return to this show. And it will never come back again. I do wonder how much of this was you discovered a kicker's last name was Lou. Yeah, I could rhyme that. I could work with that. You could not resist. Finally, someone gave me something to work with. Tyler Loop. Yeah. Okay. Well, that was, I'll be honest. You know what I thought you were going to do? Because I saw you whisper early in right before the show. I had a guess. I thought you were going to put yourself in the Ring of Honor. I thought you were going to the Ring of Honor. I should have. Oh, my gosh. I thought that was 100% what was going to happen. I got to make a note. But you did a great job. And well, shoot, let's take another. Guys, it's just me. I know. In the fantasy footballers, Ring of Honor. I don't have that gumption. You got to self-introduct yourself. All right, we will take another quick break and come back with our fantasy forecast.
I mean, I can see the Twitter comments. They're going to be thrilled. You brought it back for the people. For the people. On the Megalodon show. Full of poop. As always. Yeah. Fantasy Forecast, presented by prize picks. You were his trusty bazooka. Very, very nice. All right, we said it already. No bye weeks this week. We have three Thanksgiving Day matchups. So we'll jump right into the Thanksgiving Day slate. The Green Bay Packers is 7.3 and 1. Going to Detroit, Detroit 7 and 4. The Vegas line, Detroit minus 2 and a half, the over under 48 and a half. I feel like I was pretty wrong about Detroit coming out and kind of doing what they wanted to do last week. I thought after the loss, they would do that. They end up in overtime. Slow start, but then Jamir Gibbs was like, I got this. Yeah, but it took overtime. I mean, they should have lost that game. It shows me that, you know.
It's kind of like it's not Buffalo because Buffalo, I think we've seen more significant issues. Yeah. But it's a little bit like Buffalo and the fact that not every game has gone the way Detroit's games went last year. They've struggled a little bit. They're figuring things out on offense. They've had to change play callers. And I think this game is going to be pretty exciting. I think the two and a half point line. Green Bay did win in week one, 2713. This division is toyed. Eight and three bears, seven and three Packers. seven and four lions. That tie might come into play in a big way this year. But, you know, you look at what the Detroit offense has done with Dan Campbell call on the play. 64% neutral pass rate. It was only 51% with John Morton. He's a big fat liar also about David Montgomery's workload. Yeah. Because when push comes to shove, Gibbs gets it done. Yeah, I mean, last week I thought would be a good week for Monty the same way that...
you thought it would be a good week for Detroit. Yeah, I think if things are going in control of the game. Yeah, exactly. But this ironically projects to not be one of those games. And so you would not think this is a good game for David Montgomery that they will require Jamir Gibbs to have the bulk of the work. Jamir Gibbs has been targeted. on 38% of his route since Dan Campbell took over the highest rate of any player in the National Football League. Makes sense. That's not the problem in this game in terms of your start-sit decisions. You play Jemir Gibbs, and if Josh Jacobs is active, you play him with a slight terror in your soul because it's Detroit, and it might not be a full workload. Yeah, I mean, I've got Jacobs right now, and it's like I'm starting him over, definitely over David Montgomery.
But he's in that category. I'm looking at Chris Olavi. I'm looking at Roma Dunzei. Currently, I have Josh Jacobs started over Roma Duncee. And that hurts. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I would do the same. Is there a world where, you know, Mike, you talked about Kenny Gainwell, right? In that committee situation. Do you see any world that you would play Emmanuel Wilson after what he did last week if Jacobs is active? Oh, I... I can see an argument for it, but I would expect that if they time share that when they get close to the end zone, the high value touches will still go to Jacobs. So I think that I wouldn't be excited to play Wilson. Yeah, and it's a tough matchup. I mean, the Lions have for years been one of the most difficult rushing matchups. Yeah, these are, you know, the Packers defense is great. The running defense for the Lions has been great. Christian Watson, Jason, you made him your start of the week.
I am curious if I pan over to Mike here, if you're looking at the boom bust of Christian Watson and the boom bust of Jameson Williams, last week was very painful for those that had the three straight weeks of Jameson Williams dominance. Which of those two players would you play in your lineup this week? I lean still Jameson Williams. I do remember he had multiple big plays called back because of dumb penalties. I'm with Jason. I like Watson. Like I'm playing him as, you know, a wide receiver two, three type of a play this week. But Jameson Williams is there too. And I think the ceiling is still higher for Williams. And I mean, maybe it's just narrative and stuff. But Jared Gough has been pretty good on Thanksgiving, you know, over his last four or five years. Are you making a Jordan Love decision this week? No. No, Jordan Law has. And golf, no, because of the Packers defense.
I think golf could be in play. I'd certainly start him over Jordan Love than being at home. But there's probably better options out there. Anybody else from this game you guys think are worthy of talking about other wide receivers on Green Bay that you care about? I mean, if Jaden Reed comes back, are you willing to play him? No, no, but I'd be a lot happier for Jordan Love. Yeah. And then Monty is hitting the bench, Jason? Yeah, Monty is time to bench. I would not want to play him. Percentage of rushing. attempts at running back for him, 48%, 33%, 25%. I mean, he hasn't been inside the top 20 at running back since week five. It's wild because... He is probably the most valuable insurance back should something happen to Gibbs, but outside of that... He didn't used to be an insurance back. No, no, he didn't. You always had the amazing strength to start him. Like, I've been expecting this to happen in this backfield. For the last two years. For two years, and it's always been...
Monty finds a way to score. And that's a little bit of why the offense doesn't seem the same. It's because they'd have those first drives of the game and you'd have the touchdowns by Monty. It's been a little off. I agree. The Kansas City Chiefs at 6 and 5 take on the Dallas Cowboys, 5, 5 and 1. Get that over under. I mean, this one is important. Kansas City minus 3.5 in Dallas over under 52.5. This is exciting. This is a fun game. For Thanksgiving. I hope so, man. I mean, you're going to end up with either, you know, Kansas City could be back at 500 after this one. Dallas, they're fighting for their lives. Huge comeback win last week. I mean, I don't know. The defense is improving. So we'll see what happens. Dak is my start of the week at quarterback. Mahomes, you have to play him in this game. Yes. And the news, we had some reports of George Pickens injury.
knee calf, but he was limited on Tuesday. A knee calf. A knee calf. Yeah. His knee calf hurted. That's how I like my coffee. Okay. Swish! Oh. Swish! Jason just took four seconds to get it. Yeah, I was true. Yeah, but he's dumb. It's also, I don't. Let me hear you. I don't actually like my coffee like that. And of course, the Falcon love that joke. All right, so. Yeah, how does that make you feel? Knowing that the Falcon enjoyed that joke. I said swish and I will say nothing else. Do you have a prediction in this game? Of a winner? Yeah. Every time I've tried to pick Dallas to be the almost upset and pull it off, they always have that letdown game. That's what I'm worried about in this one. I am terrified of the massive letdown game from the Cowboys because the Chief's defense is really good. Now the Eagles defense is very good, but there is whenever there's a divisional game.