Best Show Moments - Fantasy Footballers Highlights from 2024

No, for those that are listening, everything's the same. For those that are watching on YouTube, I am in Mike's seat. Mike is in my seat for the normal, ordinary reason that I knocked one of my teeth out. Yes. And I'm just vain enough to not want to put it on display for the entire show. New England at home, but I can't imagine that I'm going Harrison over, Jennings or Sutton, the names you mentioned before. Jennings. Was that a forest gump? That was a forest gum. Swish! Boston! No, I got it out first. I got it out first. That is the problem because it's so easy. They got the reports, hey, City Lamb looked like he really could have had an easy touchdown there, but the sun was in his face. Me, owning the Dallas Cowboys wanting them to succeed. I'll go, oh, that's, that sounds. We'll take care of that. That's a problem that we're going to take care of. Yeah. Next week, that'll be, that'll be fixed.

Instead, why don't we just tear down the whole stadium? We know where the sun is. Where's the moon? That was his quote. I sound like a crazy person right now, but that was Jerry Joan. I got a question before we kick it off. My own question. Where is the third? Where is the third deucer? Oh, yes. Where is math? Where is the Falcon? No. You did it. You brought it up on the show. Where is the third guy? I don't know. I see an empty chair. Let me count. That man has a family. Al Borland. Say something. I'm here. All right. And then we've got Papa Josh. Oh, no. Papa Josh. And then the Falcon. Yeah, say something. Hold on. Let's listen. He's not there. No, I don't. I'm not hearing anything. Well, my understanding, okay.

is that he had lunch and coffee. And it was possible. Oh, no. It was possible he was brewing a little something. I just haven't seen him in a while. Oh, man. And I was just kind of. We have a note in our chat that he said, I hit both bathrooms out of spite. So he says, he's just desecrating the building right now. The Falcon is fully. He's questionable to return. Welcome in. Why are you pointing at me? Because tomorrow's football time. I want you to remember. So I, it's Wednesday, brother. This is. I panicked. I knew we were talking about Thursday night football and I panicked and I thought it was Thursday. And I was giving you the signal and it all went sideways. We were talking about the game. It's got a fit 3.0. Yes. Spoiler. My hungry for more is going to be Zay Flowers. So I'm with you, Andy. And you start pointing to Mike. I'm like, oh yeah, it's football time. I know. And then we point at you and you're like.

You held firm, brother. Yeah, well, because I was way up. Why are I going to be the only one who knows what's going on over here? Why is everyone pointing at me? Look, I'm going to get the elephant out of the way. Yeah, let's talk about what's going on here. Obviously, not quite as dressed up as I was last year. I told you we were trying to order some stuff. It didn't come in. Apparently overnight shipping is not overnight. You know what I mean? I warned you. I know. I know. We've become. a little bit laxadaisical, and I'm really sorry. And if you're listening, that's fine, right? You don't care. You don't lose out on anything. But I'm sorry. We do have a great show. You can follow us on Twitter. Huh? What is happening? Where'd the lights go? Ducers. Hello. Hello. Do we have some lights here. Can we turn the lights back on? Happy Halloween. What? What? What?

What the world was that all about? They got the power back on and you guys look a little bit different. Mike, we got a problem over here. You're telling me, brother. Oh boy, we've got, we got the costumes in. I guess so. I guess they shipped them pretty fast. This is one of those classic costumes. Every kid, every Halloween dresses up like me. As the blue medical tint. The hero or at least the feature. The 2024 MVP of the season. Oh, welcome in. Was that the updated graphic? That was a stupid updated graphic that Andy missed on the YouTube. It didn't say with the producers like usual. What did it say? Said with the League of Record champions and it had the picture of the.

champs well there's uh there's how boiling how boiling the king the king of giving the applause jason yeah there you go i'm so happy for you he's got all the graphics ready it's not fair when you produce the show and you're the champ i did to just oh oh no good ball prediction that i think the entire world is behind yes yes yet foot clan Prepare yourself. Dennis Allen, the head coach of the New Orleans Saints, will be fired after week five. The biggest cheer of the night. Freedom! You don't like that guy. This dude sucks. His persona is that he's high and mighty and that he is the brightest shining star and instead he is the biggest whining excuse maker I've ever seen at head coach.

If the Saints win 10 games, I will save my head on air. We also have a new addition. We got it. We got a new addition to the set. Come on with her, man. It's the other way. Back behind Jason, we do have an official Dennis Allen thermometer. It's got 10 spots. Two of them already have Ws in it. Yeah, that's right. Now we left the camera. Go back to his camera. Thank you very much. I can't put this one on, suckers. You lost to Philly. 10 Ws for Dennis Allen and the Saints equals one shaved head. I mean, just take the thermometer down. He's not there. Don't rip our wall. What a waste of money. We. Mike! You go! I got tattoos. I can't get shit. Oh, look how tough I am. Look how large in the world was that.

That was the most ill-timed thing I've ever seen in my life. I thought we had technical difficulties. Okay, so let's just walk through this. Oh, I was on a roll. I had, I had so much material ready to go. And then apparently, I'm guessing that the deucers were like all prepped with this Jay Gris thing. And they were so excited to pull out this. Whatever just happened. I don't know what just happened. I'm honest. I just unmuted his mic. You. Oh, you unmuted Jay Grizz's mic? Yeah. Yeah. Um, what? Oh, now he's got graphics. Andy, why don't you talk about how much you love Kyle Pitts? Make it positive. Why don't you bring Kyle Pitts up? You love him. Well, no, hold on. Hold on. Wait a minute. Hold on. Because I seem to remember, I've got a golden ticket.

You know how long I've been saving on to this for this show, baby? I know. Yeah, I love Kyle Pitts. Yes, you do. Let me tell you how much you do, Andy. Why don't you? Oh, no. Why don't you read the people what you think about Kyle Pitts? It's time to come clean about something that has been bugging me for quite a while. I love Kyle Pitts. All right. Actually, sorry, real quick, I hate to cut in. I know we got a full show. But Mike, that project that you had us work on that you said to move to top priority, we got that done for you. Oh, yes, excellent. Oh, guys. So did you watch the Sunday night football game? Atlanta, Kansas City. Yeah, so halftime. This is not good. At halftime, I was so inspired by what took place at halftime. Let's go. Oh, you're talking about when Arthur Blank? After a bold self-nomination.

The fantasy footballer's ring of honor is proud to induct the fantasy hitman. I did it. I did it, everybody. The first ever fantasy footballer's ring of honor member. Wow. Oh, my God. I have so many people to thank. So you are in the transformation to Jason Moore becomes a chef. You are the one doing the, I am making the bird. I'm a spatch cock of turkey. And I'm going to. You're making up words now. What was that word? Spatchcock. I'm going to. Well, there's our hashtag. Okay. I guess we got that one out of the way. What? I'm going to have to stare at that the whole thing show. Yeah. I mean, the producers got a lot of power here. The last five weeks of the season, Leporta was the tight in. Oh, no. Spontaneous congratulations.

Hey, this is Bree, Andy's wife. Oh, to give my biggest congratulations to Owl Boylan for winning the League of Record title. Yes! It was a close call, but you came out victorious in the end like a true champion. Congrats. Oh, baby, Bree. Absolutely wrecked. That was so sweet. Oh, that was so sweet of her. But my third and final my guy has been a journey, a long journey with this guy. He's the seal of your draft. Tank Bigsby. What? You Andy. Tell us why. How did this work? Tank Bigsby. It is not. The long con. Oh my gosh. So why is he the best value in the draft? Your son of a gun. This is not. I can't believe this works. Yes. It is not tank bigs. Starts of the week.

You know he's not starting today? No way. My gosh. Where'd he go? Are you kidding me? The flak the falcon has flown the poop. The falcon has flown the poop. So I expect Rashad White or Richard White, whichever one is going to play. Dick White. Yes. Yeah. I see how you got there. I think we're due for a Deucers Alley combo mailbag drop. Oh. Well, that sounds delightful. Let's get the camera. I never took a dump on air. No, I mean, it's just, but you, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're in the, you're in the alley, man. Um, here we go. Oh, my gosh, only car wreck. I'm, do we allow him to fix that? Yeah. Yeah, he can lower the volume. Okay. I could just mute Matt and it'll be fine. Oh my. Lanta. Is that who screamed. Yeah. Like a freight train. Oh.

Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. Oh, I have undone the curse. You have undone the curse? Yeah. I've been over here working my magic. Screw you two guys. Did you trade Jalen Waddle? I traded Jalen Waddle for Drake London. I did it because you guys told me not to do it. You guys convinced me to trade CD Lamb for Jaden Waddle years ago and that ruined me. I just got a superstar. I know it because you two guys cursed me and I did it. Al, go ahead and head over to Twitter. Grab the graphic I have sitting on my Twitter profile. I made a small tweak to the King Adora meme. Take a look at this guy up on this. That's the guy that's the guy that's talking about Breece Hall right there. Yeah. It is backwards. I will never read it. I mean, I'm trying to think of how that would apply to like another medical situation where you're describing the positive.

to tell you what the negative is. I don't know what that is. You can be positive for AIDS. Whoa. Whoa. What? I'm just saying this. Give me that graphic again. What are you doing? You can be positive. They say you're positive. You had the other great quarterback, Laser Mayfield. I really like that one. Pew, peon, pew, pew. Mailbag. Yeah, yeah. I got one more kid. Spontaneous congratulations. I knew this was coming. Hey, Al, this is Nathan. Andy's son and league of record co-owner. I may have lost the championship to you, but to be honest, a better man won. You may not be my dad, but you're my hero. Yes. Yes. Why would he do that? Oh, man. He's the one that should have rejected the fame. Thank you so much, Nate.

All right, I'm going to start with my quarterback. Laser Mayfield, baby. Pugh, pew, pew, pew. Uh, Jeremy Mickles, a very popular free agent pickup. What? Ackler dealing. Okay. Jeremy. That's not how you say my name. Jeremy. Was that what it was? Jeremy Mick Nichols. Dude, it's a long show, man. We're fading. I was so preoccupied in saying McNichols correctly. Oh, Jeremy. And I was willing to lose Jeremy on the other side. What did I say? Jamimi? I think you went Jeremy. Oh, my gosh. We'll check the tape. Jason Moore for many, many months, has been sipping his beverage of choice from a fantasy footballer's mug here at the table. And what he didn't know.

Is that for many, many weeks, there was a little sign on the bottom of the, on the bottom of the mug. Yeah. And if we look over in Deucer's alley. Yeah. Smirky little falcon over there. Newest member of the team, Matt, had been sneaking a little I love Prius message on the bottom of his mugs. And then deviously, only halfway filling your mug. I literally criticized him. A couple weeks ago because he's, you know, he, he offer, he's like, hey, I want to fill your guys. He gets the set ready for us. He wants to get, you know, what do you want to drink today? And, and I, you know, this seemed altruistic and like, he was, he was just being so kind. It was great. He filled my water up. No, no, no. No, he didn't want to, he didn't want to get our drinks. He wanted to punk me and make sure that my drink had the right mug that said, I love Prius. And then only fill it up halfway.

So that I had to tip it more to drink. So the camera could see the sign. You are a monster. Deucers alley is deucin. ABD. Pro duce in this show right now. It's hard to see in the shadows there, but I believe we do have a new little trophy for one of our deucers. That should actually... Is that a toilet? It is a toilet trophy and it should go to Papa Josh because that... He is the raining... He is the reigning, had to leave the show to take a dump. That's the most recent. The most recent dump. Get that in the camera. That's it for today's show. You know, the extra eyehole would let more air in. Talk through the eye hole. Good luck, everyone. I'll see you on Sunday. Goodbye.