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The TRUTH: Top 10 Fantasy QBs + Most Surprising Teams - Fantasy Football Podcast for 1/18

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Episode notes & curated moments 10 records
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The undefeated Foot Clan powers Mike's awards life meter

Mike says winning awards sustains his life meter, and the hosts order the undefeated Foot Clan to preserve the show's never-lost FSGA social-media award by voting rather than becoming losers.

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Mike McCarthy is certified a known liar

The hosts revisit McCarthy claiming he had studied Dallas film to secure the job and then admitting he had not, reducing the origin story to 'McCarthy known liar.'

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A dome-weather question becomes a turtle-shirt situation

A reporter asks Todd Bowles how Tampa will handle Detroit cold despite the indoor stadium. The hosts imagine the reporter ending a journalism career by retracting fully into a shirt like a turtle.

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Head coach Jameis calls Chuck It from the one

The Saints go full Lord of the Flies and install Jameis Winston as player-coach, whose only instruction is to chuck it—even on first-and-goal from the one—to double Chris Olave's unrealized air yards.

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The old Truth judge survives Brooks's upgrade offer

The recurring courtroom dialogue launches the real pre-redesign Truth bumper. Brooks had offered to fix the oversized old judge look, but the hosts deliberately preserve it and add the powdered-wig character to the possible-shame list.

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Carson Wentz's start revives the Matt Ryan retirement bet

Amid the season's emergency starters, Carson Wentz gets a Rams start and restores Jason's leverage in his years-long wager with Mike over Wentz versus Matt Ryan leaving the league first.

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The One Glute Scoot wins the one-cheek workshop

Josh Allen's one-sided quarterback push starts as one cheek and one-cheek squeak, passes through physique and peekaboo attempts, and finally lands on the unanimously approved One Glute Scoot; Kyle then receives the related Hurts goal-line lookup.

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Al cashes Jordan Love receipts with the happiness edge

Al celebrates being right about Jordan Love and says he has receipts from defending him. He still picked San Francisco over Green Bay in a no-money bracket, then accepts a $50 structure where a Packers win is worth the payment—the happiness edge.

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Mike's Jayden Reed take gets his microphone revoked

Mike declares Jayden Reed the obvious play, but the others expose his Reed ownership and dynasty 1.01 finish, order his microphone muted, and tell him to leave the set.

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Episode notes

Andy, Jason, and Mike are the only live desk occupants. Mike says awards sustain his life meter, so the hosts tell the undefeated Foot Clan not to become losers and to protect the show's never-lost FSGA social-media vote. Dallas discussion gives Brian Schottenheimer the Kyle-supplied middle name Cornelius and remembers Mike McCarthy admitting that his film-study pitch to Jerry Jones was a lie, making him a 'known liar.' A reporter's question about cold weather in Detroit's dome becomes a career-ending turtle-shirt situation. The Saints are imagined going full Lord of the Flies under head coach Jameis Winston, whose only play call is 'Chuck it' even on first-and-goal from the one. Brooks clears News and Notes from off camera, then the recurring Truth courtroom dialogue and real pre-redesign bumper play. The hosts deliberately keep the old graphic, propose its oversized old-timey judge wig as a future shame, and repeat the prior barrister lookup. Carson Wentz's Rams start revives Jason and Mike's years-long Wentz-versus-Matt-Ryan retirement bet. Josh Allen's one-sided quarterback push then survives a long naming workshop—one cheek, one-cheek physique, peekaboo, and one-glute scoot—until the desk unanimously lands on 'the One Glute Scoot'; Kyle is separately asked for Jalen Hurts's goal-line touchdown count. Jeremy, addressed as Al, takes a Packers victory lap with old Jordan Love receipts, then admits he picked San Francisco over Green Bay in a no-money bracket; the hosts define his willingness to pay $50 for a Packers win as the happiness edge. Mike's claim that Jayden Reed is the obvious play collapses when his dynasty ownership and 1.01 finish are exposed, prompting orders to mute him and walk him off the set. Complete visual review finds ordinary three-host coverage throughout except for the produced Truth bumper; no literal turtle shirt, Lord of the Flies scene, Jameis sideline, retirement-bet prop, one-cheek diagram, booth cut, microphone muting, or walkout is shown.

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